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My kid got thrown into one of these contraptions when he was little; it was one of the most tragic events I had to witness as he squealed while encased in clear plastic unable to move. I had to hold my wife back from rushing to save him. He also got a nasty cut in his earlobe when he was like...

Gantz:0 This was my third viewing. I fucking love this movie almost as much as I love my child. I wish there were more movies with this same animation quality and adult themes (gore, violence, demons/monsters). It is simply a feast for the eyes, and the story is pretty cool as well. When I...

Are these stylized images of Elric of Melnibone (by Michael Moorcock)? Because that is definitely what it brings to mind for me. Man it has been decades since I read these books - I should do so again.

He's right though - I read a massive compendium of Lovecraft stories and the themes do tend to repeat themselves. Out of all the stories I read, there were 2 really great ones (the Mountains and....erm.....maybe the Color?.....but some of them were REALLY boring. There was another one with a...

Right! RIGHT? It was the FIRST THING I THOUGHT! Also, that face squash scene was probably the best in the movie, how could it be removed lol. One final point - That Best of the Worst gave me hope that the Boyz are returning to pre-Covid form - they have been really dragging ass for the last...

This one got me right in the feels. I immediately interpreted it as a father hugging his dying son. Yikes. Now I think I need a hug.

"super and infinifat FIT models" INFINIFAT? What the actual fuck? So I did a GiS for "infinifat" and there is a fucking "fatness spectrum": And associated with this was an article titled: Fategories – Understanding “Smallfat Fragility” & the Fat Spectrum By a, you guessed it, fat...

They are killed because otherwise they would decimate the fish population. The pelts are a nice side hustle. But they are cute so the world has to cry into their silk pillows.

I can't comprehend how anyone finds this Asian Michael Jackson attractive. That is one of the ugliest noses I have ever seen - it is so out of proportion it gives me the heebeejeebees. Yeah, I mean TITS! butterface........

What a sad cuck this Eli McCann,

Ah the Gravitron. Dear Diary - True story - When I was around 13 I went on this thing like 8 times in a row because there was a drunk carnie standing up on the beds when the ride was at full speed and telling jokes, it was hilarious. I felt nauseous for about a day, and to this day I cannot...

Every day i pray for the extinction event asteroid. I apologize to my young son, but it is now past time. Edit - the first Borat was novel and had its moments but was still, in the end, least common denominator "comedy" and distilled feces. The second Borat and every movie that clown has made...

Me too. I would actually watch this. I've always had a man-crush on Idris Elba and he looks fantastic in this. I agree with the comments, they are really trying to shoehorn Quinn into a household name and she just ends up being a hanger-on in everything.

Sooooooo - Lord of the Flies in space? Seems like an interesting premise but looks like a violent CW movie. I am getting old. Get off my lawn. Where is that Clint Eastwood disgusted gif?

I thought it was an optical illusion. I was wrong.

Yeah, bugs and all, but that is one old looking hand, which contextually makes this image an order of magnitude worse. Not to mention the building in the background and the fountain in the middle makes it look like it could very well be an assisted living or mature living complex.

Late response! I haven't been around much...... Generic ARPG is generic. It has a certain playability once through, but aside from that it is insufferably generic. I got my (sales price) money out of it, but it is nothing special and was overpriced by nearly an order of magnitude simply...

Welp, boys, yesterday I lost my second family dog of 12 years, the first of which left us last May. This one was a husky/german shepherd cross of some sort, my ex-wife's best friend of her life. And, in a massive cosmic twist of cruelty, it happened during my boy's birthday. Dropped dead of a...

This times a thousand. I played the living shit out of D2. I was not one of those D2 Chads playing ladder and trading for high end items and runes, but I played single player for thousands of hours (and still do). Regardless of what I said earlier in this thread, I will buy this at release...

Haven't been to the board in a bit, and here in the movie area we have guys debating the sabot penetration of monster scales and listing the incredibly detailed minutiae of Mortal Kombat lore. So I will use this a second time: Love you guys, seriously. Was an actual interesting read.

Man, this meme is going to be eternal, isn't it? But respect to the OG:

True story - I was a customer with the same carrier for 20 years. A year ago I asked for the same deal as intro customers and they told me to get fucked. So I switched. Come to find out the cabling into my crappy old house for the competitor limited the internet to the slowest possible speed...

I would have bet all my monies she was a lesbian. Huh. Here's a lesbian that EVERYONE loves!

-35 Celsius tonight in Calgary. That is NOT with windchill. Coldest day I ever encountered was -47 Celsius around Provost, Alberta while I was a field operator in Feb 1995. All the standard thermometers didn't work anymore because all the fluid ended up in the bulb - one was reading +30 that...

Are you kidding me? This guy married so far above his pay grade I can't even understand it. Now, the assumption here is that he is a complete cuck and watches her get railed or he gets tied up and pegged and all that, but if he is actually putting the goods to her he is doing far better than...

As a lifelong gamer, these are the things that should show ignorant people as to the BENEFITS of gaming. I know a lot of parents who are adamantly against video games - and SCREEN TIME IS EVIL and the like. But when my kid builds massive, complicated buildings in Minecraft, researches and then...

Relax. Get some sun. Have a nap.

Not for nothing, that may be one of the ugliest noses I have seen in a long time. I mean, it is the least of things wrong with this harpy, but it stuck out. GIS for "ugliest nose I have ever seen".

No, however I admit to being moderately new, and now that you mention it.............

I have to say I have a soft place in my heart for soft-spoken, understated, underdog-seeming guys being secret badasses and coming out of their shell. It was at least a little part of the charm of the Wick movies, and as this is an outgrowth of THAT, I have to say I want to see this. Sometimes...

I will forever be a Connery die hard. I thought Moore was a fruity prat and did no justice to the role. I thought Brosnan and Dalton were poor stand-ins for Connery, but Brosnan made the best effort to bridge the badass of Connery and the prat of Moore. I thought Craig did a fantastic job...

I just finished watching the 24 episode anime Parasyte. Thought it was good until the last 4 episodes where it got BAM out of nowhere incredibly heavy-handed with the "humans are destroying the earth" and "humans are the font of all the ecological problems on earth" and similar expositional...

I have the same pants stirring feeling watching this as I did the original Pacific Rim trailer. I enjoyed PR for exactly what it was - mechs and Kaiju. I hope this delivers in a similar giant monsters fighting way. Also, I love they way they have rendered Kong, he looks like a complete badass.

What the actual fuck. What kind of complete lack of self-respect and masculinity do the males of this timeline have that this happened? The combination of these two posts should blow your fucking mind.

I got some protein cream for her, yessir.

I was hoping this was one of those bunny hop dances where they jump and end up naked. I unbuckled and unzipped, now what do I do?