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Hell, I get butterflies just hearing about deena. I wish she was close enough for me to rent her out and piss on her.

I was hoping by now someone would have quoted the rules on what constitutes a 'catch', and a 'football move'. I don't wanna have to look that shit up myself. At least the officiating wasn't as shitty this week as last week (in the cowboy game). Sure they weren't calling holding, but at...

Then lets get some objective categories going. Biggest tits Best tits (in case you're not a size is everything guy) Best overall body Tightest pussy

She's seven - deuce offsuit?

These are your predictions, or just a random photo you found? Probably won't be back online till after the games, so lemme say now, GO DALLAS REFEREES!

I meant most money this year actually. Is it still capri? Also Deena is sounding like the all around winner.

Wasn't it in Utah? You probably have to be related to them for it to be legal to have sex with someone under 18 in Utah. Either that or have special permission from the church.

He's the mayor of New Orleans? At least, I think that's where I got the hamburger with rice and shrimp mixed in with the meat.

Most money you have given them. Most cum swallowed. Worst hygiene. and of course, Best Actress.

Because in that picture, the hyphenated last name makes it obvious she is married. Sorry, no pic, but this clip kind of explains it. There's a HIMYM clip that explains it better, but scrubs is a better show.

This day a monster has been created. Just remember, It's all thumb and gaines till someone's head explodes.

I don't think they used her 'real' name in the radio show. Pretty sure it was something that sounded close, like Becky Carver.

My bank rustled my jimmies today. Someone sent me a bad check and it bounced and the motherfuckers charged me a fucking fee. Called them about it and they were just like 'well derpa derpa derpa it's our policy.' I asked them what I did wrong to get punished and neither of the people I spoke...

I thought it was 2 canadians. Maybe 3, I'm not sure if they're counting the deep snapper JP Ladeoucer. He's so fucking canadian, I can't even pronounce his name. Plus a few from the far north US. Heck, isn't Romo from wisconsin? He grew up idolizing farve for some reason. But the...

Russel's running has to be included if you're talking about overall effectiveness of the offense. But in this case I think they were talking about the run game as it pertains to cold weather. Whatever portion of his yardage was on called run plays would count in that discussion, but when it...

Oh that's right. I forgot Dallas passed that law in 1989 outlawing blacks inside the city limits. Why don't you watch the footage again. Looks like a coupla them sneaky fuckers got back in. Even if you choose not to call it a 'black riot' because there were some honkys getting their asses...

Who is your team again? See below. How cold does it have to be to be another ice bowl? I kinda figured anything below freezing with ice on the field counted (though looking at the weather forecast, it doesn't look like there will be ice).

But that's my point. That is not a specific example that I dug around for. That was literally the first example from the second entry on the page. (in the first entry, they specifically said it always seemed to be non native speakers making whatever mistake they were talking about due to how...

Who is that? Atkisson or the writer of the article? Cause Atkisson does have forensics professionals. Say what now? When did white people ever riot because their team won?

Any team having success has bandwagon fans. The people saying that shit are just jealous their team doesn't have them. Time for a serious question. Will this be Ice Bowl 2014 because this is the 2014 season, or Ice Bowl 2015 because the actual date is 2015? Or will it not be an Ice Bowl at...

Someone obviously needs to start The rules for naming threads Thread.

Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen. Still, 8 hours of dicksucking is a lot. Maybe a Christian family hired her to turn their gay son straight.

Did you read the examples? As an example, the first one for set and done was "Once it's all set and done, there will be 8 inches of snow". It makes more sense for snow to SET, than to speak, does it not? Like I said, I can see how people got to the wrong word in all of those examples. Same...

Hah, could be. I never saw it written down or tried to look it up, and they normally shortened it to expat.

Garret talked about this in an interview. He said each team gets to send 10 questionable calls into the league for review every week, and they usually come back about 80% of the time and say the wrong call was made, then they show it to the refs and educate everyone so it doesn't happen again...

I won't claim to be a tax expert, but I have done some work overseas, and I can tell you I paid US taxes only on the money I earned over there. I asked around and it was pretty much the same for all the ex-patriots (which means they aren't citizens of the place they're working, not that they...

I'd never heard of eggcorns. Those are interesting, but it's probably more interesting how upset people apparently are about them. With most of them (actually, all of them that I read), I can understand how people are making the mistakes. For instance, 'set and done' doesn't really make any...

I could care less if you think it's just semantics. But words mean things, and everybody is not always trying to say what YOU mean. Sometimes we're trying to say what WE mean. I agree about irregardless. It's gotta have a hard T in it. IrregarTless I think there's a couple people here who...

I don't see my favorite DOS game on the list. I can't remember the name, but it was 2 gorillas standing on buildings throwing exploding bananas at each other. You had to enter the angle and force to launch the banana, and the gravity and wind would change. It was probably called Gorillas, but...

I don't think the American audience wants a non brit Dr Who. We like your accents. Well, maybe if it was an Aussie .... Female would be an interesting experiment (I imagine she be a lot like Martha Jones, who is my favorite companion), but I don't see where another race would be a big deal...

Why don't you listen to the Detroit coach? He said the same thing happened to them earlier in the year. They picked up the flag because it was not pass interference. The ref admitted he made a mistake in announcing and walking off the penalty without conferring with the other refs. That's...

Attkisson sues government over computer intrusions - The Washington Post Good luck to her. I like that she's a liberal too. She showed integrity in not backing down just because it was 'her guy' she was trying to investigate.

People who don't realize that "I could care less" is not the complete opposite of "I couldn't care less". Just because I could care less, doesn't mean I care a lot about your problem. Probably, the only reason I don't care less is that it would take more effort than you're worth.

The contact you're talking about was incidental contact caused by the receiver trying to come back for the ball. The PI most people are talking about was the face shielding. Where the defender threw his hands up without looking back (he wasn't playing the ball). Of course, he wasn't looking...

Hang on, let me check with my wife. While I do that, post a nekkid pic of yours so we know if it's worth our time.

lol bandwagon. I'm only new here because I didn't know there was so much fun shit talk going on here. Got bored a few weeks ago and found it when I decided to browse more of the site. I've been sporting a cowboys avatar pretty much since I got here. I only switched a couple months ago. lol...

So you completely missed the first half? Lions were the beneficiaries of a similar chain of bad officiating early in the game that handed them a TD. Thanks for chiming in on how the entire game went when you didn't watch it all. I see a potential defensive hold before the ball was in the air...

whew, that's a relief. Cause I haven't been.

Does your wife write all of your witty retorts? Cause that's as good as anything you've ever said.