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Are you sure you're a dude? I can see your avatar ya know.

In case anyone else was like me and unsure how they picked the pro bowl these days. "Currently, players are voted into the Pro Bowl by the coaches, the players themselves, and the fans. Each group's ballots count for one third of the votes. "

If it matters to anyone, Odell, Brandon Oliver, and Chris Borland got rookie of the week 2 times each. Sammy Watkins got it 3 times. Neither Martin nor Hill got it even once. Not that its surprising for a lineman.

It'll be shown they just weren't listing the correct episode or that it was new.

Sounds like you should just be glad he gave her the ultra vibe 2000 in private.

You may have thought I was joking because of that cosby comment, but I was not. Assuming I remember correctly that you're a girl, I'm about 75% sure he was doing or planning something sexual there. Did he keep disappearing into his office for a minute or 2 at a time?

I'm not keeping up well enough. Who does hill play for? Also, what does 5 carry dude mean? He got 5 carries a game? Finally, I know the fans get a vote in the pro-bowl now, but isn't it still primarily decided by other players and coaches? That's why it used to be such an honor, because...

Sounds like you were sexually harassed. Why else would you send everyone else home and watch 1 girl bust her ass to clean the place up while you loom over her? He was probably playing pocket pool the entire time. I bet this is how cosby got started.

Aren't you? And yeah, I hope his kid is OK too. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything not serious that might be described as a collapsed lung.

Wait a minute, I just read that martin is the only offensive rookie to even be selected to the pro bowl. Is that right? No Odell Beckham, and he's probably going to win ROY?

Yeah, if there was any justice for the men in the trenches, Martin should win OROY. It's clear he's had a bigger impact on his team and the game than any other rookie, including Beckham. If Beckham had done what he did all year long it would be a different story, but he didn't. Martin was...

Are they at the same hospital? Please tell me it's the same hospital.

A Piece of Christmas lore. (I thought I posted it last year, but I can't find it) It was a rough year for Santa. The number of believers had been falling for the past 10 years. This caused all kinds of economic hardships and strife at the North Pole. The elves had been on strike most of...

Yes this. Or any other Christmas themed porn. Bad santa is #1 as far as mainstream movies go.

Christmas day and I'm stuck on a platform with 180 strangers. Everyone suddenly feels free to engage me and wish me merry christmas. For an introvert like me, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I was OK with having to work today, but I have never been around so many people on Christmas, so I...

Fucking Direct TV doesn't even have this on the schedule tomorrow.

So your butt was sore for days from 'falling down the stairs'. Sounds legit. At least you remember some stairs.

Is he naked under that translucent raincoat? I think I just got raped by bill cosby.

That's not how football works. 100 road games would be over 13 seasons.

Yeah I'm sure they were. After all, his picture is up in the asian post office with a specific warning that he might blind you IRL if given the chance. Wat the fuck are you even talking about?

I didn't realize the quality of teams was that far apart. Teams we've played at home have a 50.8% winning percentage, and teams we've played on the road have a 40%. Even so, that's not enough to explain the difference.

Ride along was not any good. Soul plane is another good example. I guess he's really good as long as he's not the only one being funny. So he should be fine in this movie.

Bullshit, I make it to a game every year, and this year has been no different. It's not the fans. There's probably something different about their routine that gets them more focused on the road. If Jarret was a good coach, he'd figure out what it is. Furry is understating it though...

LOL drinking games. I never understood why you'd play a game where the object was to avoid drinking. Anyway, out of curiosity, did you fall down the stairs that night while you were drunk?

This forum has bad reactions to the truth.

So $10,400 a year? Or do you only do it like 50 weeks out of the year? And what about the $14k we were talking about. Do you sometimes spend your hooker money on non hooker activities? What is this? Is this you admitting you are gay when you're drunk? Some of us have. It was in the GWBYHT...

Couldn't find one where she was going through her purse.

Pablos, did you find a place to hunt? My advice would have been to ask around at work. The public areas are good, but can be crowded, so i wouldn't spend too much time in them. Aside from that, if you can afford them, day leases are a good way to get your feet wet.

Deep down, the cowboys probably don't want home field advantage this year. If we could get the bye week and still play on the road, our chances would be better.

Same here, except that I'm pretty sure Will can carry kevin. I saw Grudge match recently, and Deniro and Stallone did a fine job of watering him down. Will should have no problem.

This is only playing in canada right now, right?

How the hell can you say Jason Sudekis' character isn't an idiot? In the first one he smugly proclaimed he had fucked the crazy out of Rachel.

Can you burn the insulation off of cat 5?

Is 14k what you spend on hookers per year johnny? Also, holy shit Joe cocker was ugly. Did he have some kind of disorder? It looked like he was having problems in that video.

Probably a service dog. That damn blind person, how dare he not pick up the dogshit? I like pulp in my OJ, an I have no probalem with eathing oranges other than going through the trouble of peeling them, and the fact that they go bad a lot sooner than OJ If it turns out I shit like europeans, I...

What newbs. You don't name your password file "password". They should use "New Text Document (2).txt" like I do. I laughed pretty hard once I noticed it.

One girl I dated told me she didn't need lube to do anal. We never actually did it, but it's relevant that she believed she did not require it. In her case, she was a squirter, and everything down there would get sopping wet just while she was sucking my dick. That's why we never got around...

My favorite part of that video was the end where they called the girl a reporter.

The long reset time before you can give nets again is the killer right now. I don't know how long it lasts, but I've been trying to neg tuco for like 6 months.

Blazin sounds like he thinks giving her an xbox is worse than giving her $1000. I don't console game, but I remember xboxes being quite a bit cheaper. Or was this at a time when they were rare?