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  1. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I've been thinking about this. The original trilogy didn't give many hints one way or the other. We never saw stormies with their helmets off. It's possible they were different heights, but I didn't notice if they were. There was also a comment by leia to luke "Aren't you a little short to...
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Those would flatten the tires of cars too. Unless you mean put them in the grass. I'd still use cinder blocks if the grass is high enough because it won't just flatten tires, it will send the motherfuckers flying and ruin the suspension. Plus, it won't be dangerous to people just walking...
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If they were doing it in the grass, I'd say seed the field with cinder blocks. Not sure what you can do about it if they're on the street.
  4. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    This is from a few pages back, but not one answered. Superheated slugs of tibana gas. First off, it wasn't really a twilight series, there were like 2 books with twilight in the title, Jedi Twilight and Planet of Twilight. I assume you're talking about Jedi Twilight because it was the first...
  5. Hoss

    First World Problems

    OK, I just hear a lot of shit about romo around him being a beady eyed mexican migrant farm worker, etc.
  6. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Can't decide if you're talking about mark sanchez, or if you call romo dirty sanchez.
  7. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    There was also a guy once who set himself on fire to protest the vietnam war. So cosby could have done that too. Would explain how he got away with all that rape if he was really a white burn victim.
  8. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    No. He loves his wife.
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dude, that sounds awesome, but you accidentally posted in the jimmy rustle thread. You need to ask amod to move this to the pickle your tickle thread. In years past, I couldn't even find a station that started on thanksgiving.
  10. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You probably gotta drop down when you're juggling 2 or 3 of them. 3 sixes equals an 18, right?
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The only thing to do is to make the TP bill go up by wasting or stealing the paper Had one acting like a dick one time insisting I give him an amount, so I told "a thousand dollars, it doesn't matter just turn the pump on". It stopped at 100, I was fucking livid. I offered to train him how to...
  12. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Seriously, what the fuck is your obsession with trying to get us to study this guy? Do you get advertising dollars for everyone who visits his page or something? Give it a rest, obviously no one cares enough about jimmy deville to spend even a second researching him.
  13. Hoss

    South Park

    if we're talking best ever south park gag, I'd have to vote for the kindergarteners sex education. "OK children, lets go over the sexual positions we learned yesterday ..." makes great clips, but proper condom use is what actually slayed me.
  14. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

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  15. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I don't know what drove it, but I know there are at least 2 books explaining the theory of the star wars tech. No, you aint seen nothing yet. We aint even started talking about refining the crystals or what the different colors mean.
  16. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Even if it doesn't, the old letters are still good.
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I may have said this before, but it rustles my jimmies that they use your zip code like a PIN now when you pay for gas at the pump. What a stupid fucking idea. The chances of someone getting my gas card and NOT also having my zip code are pretty fucking slim. If they stole my wallet, they...
  18. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Dude's gunna want to watch the show from behind while jacking it. If he does Johnny, don't worry. There is no chance he'll try to sneak up on you and stick it in your pooper or cum on your back. None at all. Not even a thing you should watch out for. Be sure to post the video.
  19. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    It's better (or worse) than that. Technology has actually degraded over the course of time. There are ancient races who did amazeballs things that have been lost. Someone built centerpoint station that was evidently used to pull celestial bodies around and make things like the maw. Don't...
  20. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Maybe the women have no visible motive, but you gotta admit there are connected people that the coz pisses off with his personal responsibility message. Whether anything else comes out of this, it sure does mute that message. I'm not saying that's what's going on, but you were searching for a...
  21. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Hot in Cleveland. it's a pretty funny show, but not funny enough for me to bother finding it.
  22. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I bet it was listening to rap music and wearing baggy sweaters that made him do all that raping. That's why he's so vocal against it now!
  23. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    The more accusers there are, the more likely it is that someone will have some real evidence. I know they think they're proving the case by having tons of people come forward, but really, they're just raising the bar for how much proof people will expect. It's easier to believe one or 2 girls...
  24. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I was a little bothered that they didn't continue that in the other books. This Jedi came from around 5000 BBY. The only other books set in that time were the Lost Tribe of the Sith, and they didn't have battery belts for their lightsabers. In fact, they had lightsaber batteries that lasted...
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You misspelled Faulty Armor
  26. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I agree in theory, but the problem I have with this mindset is it basically means famous and powerful people are not allowed to get pussy. What the fuck's the point of being rich and famous if you can't use it to pull some strange? When a slut fucks a dude driving a ferarri, she does it...
  27. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    These clones numbered less than a dozen, so probably not the same. I think they wrote two books for force unleashed. The second one is probably the only star wars book (outside of comics or childrens books) that I have purposely not read, because the first one was so bad. But I think I...
  28. Hoss

    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Now, I have to see the picture of Superman's pincher penis. Preferably in action.
  29. Hoss

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    They filming the new episodes in Great Britain again?
  30. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    That's true, no reason for C'Boath to have been public knowledge. Vader probably didn't even know about him, it's not like Sith are open and honest with each other. Also, it should be noted that palpatine got (or at least tried to get) DNA samples from all the Jedi on outbound flight. But...
  31. Hoss

    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    I think Captain Holt is damn funny, but I still think Terry is funnier.
  32. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I don't know when the force unleashed was set, and a quick google search didn't turn up the answer. They were cloning force users from pretty early on in the EU. In Zahn's books, they had the clone of C'boath, and the emperor did that way back before episode 2, I think. If force unleashed is...
  33. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    Berryman is busy with Arrow, and a few months ago, I asked him if captain jack was coming back anytime soon. He said if it was in their plans, they sure as heck hadn't told him about it. I hope the next companion is some whore mongering scotsman, with a kilt and everything.
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm going to start the no challenge challenge. What you do is, you don't accept any lame social media challenges for the rest of your life, oh and you can't post videos of yourself not doing challenges. #NoChallengeChallenge
  35. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Are you saying the force unleashed did or did not have the ability to make clones with force powers? I didn't read or play those, so I don't know. It sounds like you're saying they did, but the EU had that too, so I'm confused.
  36. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Do you understand the difference between "every year on the shortest day of the year" and "every year on a particular day of our flawed calendar"? pic not related
  37. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Got a question for you foodies. Is there anything you can drink that makes spicy food worse? Kinda like opposite effect milk and other dairy products will have? I intend to use this information for nefarious purposes in case anyone is wondering.
  38. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Look, the jedi had been around for like 10,000 years (at least). You're telling me it's a better story if they pretend that in that 10,000 years NO ONE had tried to study the force and found out any damn thing about it's origin? The only other option for Lucas was to have a God in his...
  39. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    lol at the anon faggot who thought I was trolling with that question. I just think a lot of people get upset about midichlorians because of shit other people have said and not what was in the movie. There wasn't a whole lot said in the movie, and everything that was said could be explained as...
  40. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    GIS for "I seriously doubt that"