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    Mulaney

    If I'd realized he was nathan 4 u I would not have bothered with this show. Spronk, why does it matter that he's a white guy? Do black guys not do that?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My experiences down here in the south agree with eomer's. If there's a handicap button, somewhere around 75% of the time it will be harder to open. Probably 20% of the time its stiff enough that I have to break stride to get it open.
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    The Flash

    So the professor guy in the wheelchair is someone named zoom? Just looked him up and it don't make sense. Zoom is supposed to be a speedster too. This guy appears to be able to see into the future.
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    Mulaney

    All i saw of the commercials was martin short. That was enough to make me dvr it. I'm not sure, but I think they are trying to re-create seinfeld. Only, with 2 Kramers. Maybe I should have looked for superman.
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    Mulaney

    Anyone watching Mulaney? Thought it might be good with Martin Short in it. I have no idea who the main character is, but everyone in it sucked at acting. Even Martin and Elliot Gould. That chick from SNL probably did the best job, but I might only be saying that because I was horny. Gunna...
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    The Flash

    I think the lab chick got hit by the lightning too and got metahuman bitch powers. I don't know if she smiles like that on purpose for the role, if that's her real smile, or if she's so bad that's the best acting smile she can pull.
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    Doctor Who

    It doesn't look like he's changed the sonic screwdriver yet. Am I just too stupid to see the differences? I also can't tell if the tardis control room has changed, but I am fully aware that I'd probably miss any changes short of turning it into a clearing on endor.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Oh, I see. Then you want KIK and snapchat.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    C'mon suteck probably didn't know what it was. In the 4 minutes between our posts, he downloaded it, signed up and figured out what it was.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This site has ads? I'd tell you to L2Internet, but you mentioned a work computer, so I'll assume they force you to use internet exploder. I love when people complain about the content of ads since the vast majority of them are based on what you've been doing online. I guess the toe fungus...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm wicha man. I already had that somewhere in the thread. I need to figure out some way to get revenge. If possible, I plan to start pushing the carts back into their way.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    If you need your hole filled, then there's another app for you. I think it's called grinder.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Don't do anything? At the very least, they saved the picture from a fire. They might have caused the fire/explosion too. I don't recall if they mentioned a reason for the church burning down. May in her slip was pretty great. As was my wife talking about her tits and how the 2 girls had...
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    The Flash

    When that girl finally smiled at the end, am I the only one who thought, "Holy shit you look ugly when you smile, go back to frowning now please". I have a coupla questions and i hope you guys can refresh my memory. Barry allen was the guy who showed up in arrow and felicity fell in love...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Till we hear details, I'm going to assume he just hadn't paid for them yet and the security guard was pissed cause he had lost money on the game. Cause, it's either that or the dude needs psychiatric help.
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    Dracula Untold

    So Brikker's B-I-L sucks at his job?
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    OH Highscool Football You so Crazy

    IN HS, we said it was on a pizza and the loser had to eat a piece. Of course, it was bullshit and just something we said and laughed about. Just because those circle jerk parties have been talked about forever doesn't mean they are common. You just say that because you're tired of being the...
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    Red Bull LOL!!

    I believe they were first unless you count Jolt Cola.
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    Going to Movies Solo

    I'm guessing it's packs of teens with nothing better to do than loiter who go to a theater with no idea what they're going to see. Fucking kids. Go home and do some chores if all your homework is done!
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    Going to Movies Solo

    I go alone. I rarely leave alone.
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    The Blacklist

    Found the resume for the shows writers REPO! The Genetic Opera - A Rock Opera / Movie Musical OK, not really, but I was thinking this as soon as they took the dude in the beginning and wheeled him into an operating room. Count yourself lucky if you don't know the movie I'm referring to.
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    Archer

    Dumbasses could have used it. Would have made a decent running joke for the new season.
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    OH Highscool Football You so Crazy

    LOL gays. it wasn't hazing, it was recruiting. There's an almost 0% chance the coach knew about the finger in the asshole. He probably just knew about the howling and the lights. Unless the coach was the gaymo who started the recruiting drive.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    His other head has a likeness of brady tatooed on it.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Maybe firefly color? Don't they use something like cold fusion?
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    Red Bull LOL!!

    I thought redbull was just something you mixed with vodka to keep yourself awake so you could drink more. Redbull's next campaign slogan should be "Redbull gives you $10" Then when you sue them for failure to pay the $10, they pay you $10 in settlement and then take the money back because...
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    Going to Movies Solo

    OK thought of one more tip. If you are a middle aged man, don't go to movies alone wearing a trenchcoat and buy a huge bag of candy to share with anybody who wants some. People who go to Disney movies are so fucking uptight that they call dogs when they fart.
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    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    Well, I was going to say I'd have to see the scene again to refresh my memory, but vvoid took care of that. So, it makes sense why the argument started, but it still doesn't make sense why he went into scorned woman mode so quick. Unless, like I said, he just hates cruise as much as I do. AKA...
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    Going to Movies Solo

    I don't understand why you'd be averse to going alone? Are you a chick and afraid for your safety? If so, here are my tips. -Go during the day. If you can only go weekends, the first showings should be safe. -Spend the extra money and go to the theater that white people use. If you're...
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    My new Dating Pool

    He wasn't complaining. Pretty sure that's how vinyard likes them.
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    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    Well then, we're back to it not making sense that the general wanted to put him on the front line. Maybe he hated cruise as much as I do.
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    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    Hell, I forgot what the argument was about. Wasn't it more along the lines of cruise saying, hey general, I'm convincing these boys to sign up and die, you need to stop sacrificing them by doing stupid shit? I thought he took more of a 'war is bad' stance and he didn't like that everyone hated...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You really need more dirt on me. You're working way too hard trying to twist this one factoid into different topics. Your problem is that you don't read. There's plenty of ammo for you just in this thread.
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    What tickles your pickle

    So this is you now?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Did you look like your avatar? Cause he looks like he stubbed his toe.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Where are you on the age scale if this is the first time you've ever seen the name brian may or his picture? I thought I recognized him for a second, but then I realized he just kinda favors Brent Spiner.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    nuh uh. The e is silent dumass. 'pour-sha' is still a girl's name.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Soo, on the 13th when it officially premiers, where can I watch it?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The car is a Porch. Portia was a character in a Shakespeare play. Today, my jimmies are rustled by chain sandwich shops that don't know the difference between oven roasted and smoked turkey. Today it was Jason's deli. They have both on the menu, so I ordered smoked and got oven roasted. I...
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Where can I watch it? hopefully it's not download only. Miguex said it was worth the spot on the DVR, so that means it's on a real channel, right?