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I never understood why everyone hated on midichlorians so much. Is it just that you don't want the force to be quantifiable? Did you always hope that if you concentrated hard enough, you too could be a jedi, and now you're just pissed that it's a right of birth? I can't think of a better...

Yes, all the time because I'm too lazy to change the channel. If it was any good at all, it would have grown on me by now. The only redeeming qualities that show has are that it makes me more likely to go to bed earlier, and it makes me appreciate the rest of the adult swim lineup more.

I was never a big audiophile, but I've been told its not really an issue of the quality of the tapes, but the quality of the music. When you lay track over track over track, it makes the sound better but the tape material itself gets thin. Supposedly pink floyd tapes were so thin they were...

I just think you can ignore the parts of the EU you don't like without having to shit all over it. The only exception I can think of off the top of my head is chewie. But what's so bad about making sure Han and Leia got together and had 3 kids, or having some of the better characters show up...

Rick and morty and bobs burgers are total ass. They're not even in the same category. Those two are more comparable to catdog and rin and stimpy. I know some people like that stuff, but you look like an idiot trying to compare it to archer. It would be like saying archer sucked because GoT...

/Agree with grimlock. Archer vice was just the worst season of archer. If you couldn't finish the season, you only marginally liked archer to begin with. It was not terrible in the grand scheme of things. Obviously 95% was an exaggeration, but it's better than at least half, and real number...

Thanks to this thread, I knew an answer on a gameshow I wouldn't have otherwise known. The Jazz Singer was an answer on pawnography. It didn't mention anything about blackface or racism. I think the question was about being the first talkie moving picture, but The Jazz Singer was the only one...

My guesses for some of them. 4) You're right it didn't go anywhere, but I think they were just establishing that she was collecting the recently dead. She probably wanted to visit with those people because they would hate the doctor too. 5) What's the point of 75% of the episodes if those...

Yeah, but isn't he bipolar? Just wait till the next time he decides he doesn't need his meds.

I thought it was pretty obvious that there's villian who can invade dreams. I don't know if there was actually one in the DC world who did that, but still. They all but fucking screamed it. Either that or someone enthralled roy to do it, but if he's cured from the murakuru, he shouldn't be...

What about cyril in the generalisimo's uniform? Wasn't that was part of archer:vice

How long before tyson gets pissed at them making fun of him and punches the show producer?

Well the whore called him johnny, so that tells me he's not giving them a real name. Course, they can get his license plate fairly easy, so maybe it doesn't matter what name he goes by.

Yeah, that's what he said his plan was. I think he also said he would have eaten a bullet if he could have gotten a real gun. What a loser. I bet he's never followed through on anything in his entire miserable life.

You realize that in this case, you might as well have not used a condom at all and saved it for when you fucked your wife, right?

Kinda surprised at the consensus reached in this thread. I thought rerolled was populated by a bunch of weeping vaginas. I've always thought that nothing is inherently racist, and anything can be racist in the right context.

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher,"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said...

Didn't they do that episode a few years ago though? Seems really familiar. I see I also have a 90 min south park recorded called "Goth Kids". It says it's the goth kids celebrating Halloween. WTF is that? I haven't had 90 minutes to watch TV yet, so I haven't looked at it. Is it...

Not in the running, in my case. I don't ever even remember seeing a commercial for it. I thought it was a movie with goldie hawn.

Good point. Since he's a mexican, he's got civil rights too.

People who think facebook is srs bsns.

Not true. Both times he had to stop hoomans from killing something, and then everything was fine.

That's not the same as the gubmint trying you twice though. For the feds to try zim, they will have to ignore the justified killing aspect of it and instead try to prosecute him for something stupid like harassing T-dawg before being attacked. They might even say he was doing it in his...

You said her objection was moral. Sounds like she's a catholic who thinks every sperm is sacred. She probably also thinks its a sin when you jerk off or use a condom. But pussy licking wouldn't count if that's her objection.

He must be a gay.

It's WH13, sparky. Don't act like it doesn't rate the full 4 letter abbreviation. What's not to like about the show? Other than pete, he's annoying but everyone else made up for it. Also, steam punk is awesome. Admittedly, if claudia had never shown up, it probably wouldn't make my top 10.

This is my favorite military story in the thread.

I like badass thea.

Hard to do just 10. Top 3 are in order, the rest aren't. Married with Children The Highlander - Probably why I like to wear kilts today Beverly Hillbillies Lost Girl - Kenzie. Eureka - What I like about eureka is that by the time they ended it, I was like, "yeah it's time to end this, the...

Just discovered her. I wish everyone would post a pic when they chime in. I think that's her but you can't see the tat. She does ring my bell.

OK, fine, but in infants? I think the clap could kill the infant. So wait, are you telling me that fucking someone when you know you have aids and don't tell them isn't considered attempted murder anymore?

A test needs to be developed. Not just for sexual maturity, but for everything including when you can vote, when you can be tried as an adult if you commit a crime, and when you can enter into binding contracts.

David Richard Wilson is rustling my jimmies today. Man charged with raping baby, girl who now have HIV | News - Home He raped a 23 month old and a 14 year old and gave them both aids, herpes, and chlamydia. Oh and he knocked up the 14 year old. On a related note, my jimmies are also...

I'm sure he's devastated. Especially since he just wanted a video of her talking dirty. If that holds true for her, she was also lying when she said they'd been together for a year and that this wasn't the time or the place for dirty talk videos. Not to mention the blinking could mean every...

In this case, it sounds like the calculation was once a day, 5 days a week, 3 weeks a month for 2 months. He probably turned her in just to get a break.

According to stuff in the EU, droids develop personalities when they aren't memory wiped regularly. Astromechs don't get wiped as often as other types of droids because the stuff they learn helps them do their job better.

Show is so gay, I actually figured that was the official title. It's not worth the effort to remember.

Shut up punk, it was safe at one point, you're just too young to remember. My sig when I was active on usenet had my real name, address and phone number in it, as did at least a quarter of the people. There was a story of one guy showing up at another guy's house because of a heated argument...

I like the cripple ramps and the close over-sized parking spaces with cripple runes protecting them. I get to use those parking spaces all the time because, apparently, I'm the only one who doesn't believe in whatever voodoo that is supposed to be.