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I would really like to hear from one of these pretenders who actually got crippled and found out it sucks. Those would be some of the most delicious tears ever.

Well, you only wear engagement rings till the wedding, and after that just on special occasions. But I'm not sure what you mean by master linked.

It'd probably be cool if we let Israel just do their own internal investigation and everyone else stay out of their way. No one seems to mind when the DOJ and IRS do that.

Someone be sure to give me a link to where I can watch it once it's out. Cause I've never heard of yahoo video and don't feel like searching for it.

Why does fadaar get to fuck hermoine?

The article calls them pretenders.

Someone should run him over and give him his wish. I bet when that happens, he will get a hate-on for pretenders.

How long ago did she have her penis cut off? Sorry, I shouldn't be so mean.

Sorry if this was covered, I haven't been keeping up with the thread. But are they going to do a movie about the razing of the shire? It's got enough meat to make it's own movie. Initially I thought they would make a 4th LOTR movie about that part. Then when I heard Hobbit was going to be 3...

I just looked at the time stamps. Reckon she was coyote ugly? Julian, you better have a picture of her sleeping using your severed arm as a pillow.

Maybe. I'm pretty tricksy. For one thing, I wouldn't tell her. She would just overhear me tell my wife about it. And if I need to to sell it, I'm more than willing to buy a gift for the baby shower.

OK, but why was he looking at it and where did it come from? Didn't he move aside to avoid someone at one point?

It looks like he takes her to his house sometimes too. That must be a treat.

No, I don't know if she's trying to keep it from me, or if she knows that her mom tells me. She asked her mom for condoms a while back, which I had to go buy. Tried to sneak them into the cart while she was at the store with me (she's usually not that observant), but she busted me. She asked...

Not relevant in this case. Didn't you see that he 'fucked the shit' out of her? You can't get preggers from buttsex. If you could, kirun would be a mommy by now.

I thought about that part of it too, and there is practically no way I'm going to be there while she takes the test. In fact, I was wondering how long it would be before she even told anyone if it came out positive. That's where, in my opinion, it would start to get mean.

YWCA swim instructor pushed me in, is that close enough for whatever point you wanted to make? Glad I asked this in the grown up section and got reasoned, level-headed responses. Ya know, instead of just people wanting to flame. So since nothing else is going on in this thread, anyone...

Her mom?? No it was my idea, mom is against it. If I do it, I'm going to have to buy it myself and swap it out. Where do you get that mom is fucked up? Allright well, glad I asked. She's a step child, so I only have like 4 years of experience with this parenting thing. I assume it's...

I'm not very good at this parent thing, so I need some advice. If you have an 18 yr old daughter who asks your wife to get her a pregnancy test .... is it wrong to want to get her one of those fake ones that shows positive every time? Wife thinks its mean and doesn't want any part of it. But...

Nah, i think the consensus would be that we're peaking right now or maybe in the last decade.

Shit, I forgot about that. WTF was that? At the time, I thought he was like phase shifted in time or some shit like that in order to bypass whatever security they had.

They taste close enough to me but real mayo is better for you, so that's what I use if I am going to use either and have a choice.

The mother sounds pretty dumb. Maybe you should just call child services and his problem will be solved.

LOL fuck third world countries. I was only talking bout murica. If muricans wanna wallow around in shitholes, that's a risk they take. Mexico probably would have been a better counter example.

We have that problem with 2 DVRs. And when that happens, we can't watch anything else on those TVs, so we have to move to one of the other 2 that don't have a DVR.

Don't try to circumvent Darwinism. And the thing about widespread vaccinations being necessary is a stupid argument because the anti-vaccination crowd is and never will be widespread.

Not even a little bit. What business is it of yours? I'm much more rustled by buttinskies who try to force them to take transfusions. Where does it stop? Would you also force me to take the HARP refinance that my mortgage company won't stop bugging me about?

You mean specifically? This part. Remember, the question you were responding to was someone asking for proof that we're getting dumber. As a man much smarter than you pointed out ... I agree with you that it's obvious we're getting dumber. You're just so stupid that you wanna argue with me...

That's kind of the point. You don't do fact. You sell hate and vitriol as fact.

If you're going to get rustled by people exercising freedom and doing what they think is best for their family, then I sincerely hope you stay rustled 24/7

That most of america bought what you just spewed is pretty good proof that we are. But I don't know if that was intentional.

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" she...

Sasha grey is an ATM machine, lemme tell you.

Yeah, I noticed that even old ladies look good from that angle. But really, why do you feel that merits a warning? So what? You got a lot of explaining ahead of you to make me understand why that matters to someone enjoying the scenery. When I went, I saw 2 teen girls in a wheel chair taking...

Recommend watching all movies and the spinoff series. Yes, the spinoff wasn't great, but it was short lived, so not a huge investment in time. Be aware some of the movies were set at particular times in the series, kinda like what the BSG reboot did, so try to watch them at the right time.

It's very important if you want to be taken seriously in this thread that you have never expressed an opinion before on anything related to the subject you are currently commenting on. Oh no wait, that won't work because then people will just say you have no credentials.

Those are some retarded motherfuckers buying those passes. Anyone can buy a fast pass, and it's not like you have to show any proof to cut the lines because of a disability. Hell, you can rent a damned scooter or wheelchair at the front gate for $5 or $20 if memory serves and use the fast pass...

Last thing you want is to get pulled over for a traffic violation when you got a whore in the car. he probably makes sure to obey the speed limit and use turn signals too. I bet all the cops in the area know the hookers immediately.

Yeah, I found it really weird the way everyone looked at the ball. But I gotta assume that if there was something in the ball making people choose a certain way, Penn and Teller would have noticed it. And if there was something else making them choose that way other than the ball (like maybe...

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