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Did you see that bitch's Twitch page? She's received like 150k Euros in donations.

Which is even more retarded. The dude actually had a poetic death. Let it be. I remember reading this theory but the timeline for it was debunked/requires a lot of leaps. If Syrio was actually detained by Meryn an thrown into the Black Cells. He then becomes JH and just happens to be taken on...

I swear to god if the Syrio theory is fucking true I will die laughing. The First Sword of Braavos who does not run... inexplicably escapes Meryn Trant. Runs into Arya at this convenient time despite her being in Braavos for like 2 years at this point or whatever.

My father ordered a squirrel monkey from a comic book ad back in the late 50's. My grandmother was not so amused. Some pretty hilarious pictures to be had from it. Met his poor end at the hands of a raccoon it tried to fuck with.

This is one of the failures of not introducing or explaining The Iron Fleet and trying to replace Victarion with Theon/Yara. Book version, Euron becomes king and Victarion, the Iron Captain and Lord of the Iron Fleet takes their ships under order from Euron to fetch Dany and all her shit. Euron...

Maybe that was more of a figure of speech not to build an actual 1000 ships. But more like, "build as many as possible." I figured that they had ships for raiding yes. But they're building ships for the purpose of transporting Dany and all her shit. So she can move into Pyke Castle and live...

Are you daft? Those were the lords of the Iron Islands. They're going to get the entire population a ship-buildin.

Simmer down child.

Picking this up today. GREENSKIN TIME!

Austin is a nice place to live. Work is plentiful (especially in tech) and the metro area is affordable. But if you come for quirky, keep Austin weird idiocy then prepare to be disappointed. The majority of the whiny hipsters currently in Austin who hate what the place has become are exactly the...

I don't see any of the possibilities discussed as being satisfying. But the plot demands that this plotline ends so Arya can move on to her next plotline.

Yeah, the Waif failing and having this personal vandetta against Arya is equally as blasphemous to the concept of being "no one" as having favoritism towards Arya is. Despite Arya generally being a shitty Faceless Man candidate in the first place. Why would JH have a soft spot for Arya Stark...

The characters are acting weird about the Wall. Acting like there isn't a 700 foot 300 mile long Wall there built for the singular and explicit purpose of keeping WW out.

I still think the Bran mark is going to be lame if they go that route.

That would actually be hilarious. Having the Night King just stomp on the ground and break the Wall would be more dramatic. But if he was always capable of doing that... then what was the Wall built to do?

Out of curiosity, what would you like to happen with the Wall? It will be breached/get taken down certainly. I suppose they could just storm the gate like the wildling army did and go through Castle Black's gate. But my money is on it getting shattered. The only way this can happen is by "magic."

Hard to theorize with that one since it is so directly a Valyrian dragon horn. Seems it is used to enthrall Dragons in some way. We just don't know HOW it works or what it actually does. Just that sounding it kills whoever sounds it, the death being a blood sacrifice to make the magic work...

The one they burned was a fake. A giant's horn. The one they found and Jon gave to Sam is the likely one. He cleaned it up and was still unable to sound it. Alluding it to being magical and not just a normal horn you can blow.

It is currently in Sam's possession in Oldtown. The books reference it at various times and reminds you he still has it. Creating a Chekov's Gun situation. @Tenks only Ygritte mentions it. Says something about them opening up a bunch of tombs looking for "something." We can only assume it...

They did introduce the plotline of the Wildlings looking for the Horn of Winter (Ygritte's original group) but didn't go anywhere with it. Probably best to just have the WW break the Wall with magic and not explain it at all IMO. "The time was right" or some shit would suffice.

I really hope Bran's mark isn't the mechanism they use to get the Night King through the wall. Since Jon, Davos and friends in the show already suspect the WW are coming. They talk about it like the Wall isn't even there. It seems that the Night King wouldn't even start this invasion if he...

This derail is badass. Woe to to the disunbelievers!

Sounds like he's also increasing the odds of Ramsay and 20 Good Men fucking up his shit amirite?

No its better than that. Their idiot cousin took it on a quest to Valyria and never returned. Their other idiot cousin went on a follow up quest to find that guys corpse and loot his shit. He also never returned. Lolannisters?

Wanted to work in programming/tech since I was like 12. Originally video games (lol). Realized how much Video Game dev sucks early on. Now I am just happy solving problems and designing databases and such. Wasn't so hard of a kick in the nuts.

Wait, Jorah sent it to The Wall and not just back to Bear Island? I must have missed that part. Going by the insanity that the other families go on about their Ancestral swords. You'd think he'd just be content to leave it on the mantle for 500 years like the Tarlys or send multiple...

Why did Mormont bring his ancestral family blade to the Wall if we want to get into it.

I've been making an effort with these PUG teams to bust the cheese comps. Most things are fixed by Reinhardt shielding/ulting from behind it. Luckily that combo isn't too hard to coordinate and I just play Reinhardt myself. Worst I ever had to deal with was Route 66 with 2x Reinhardt, 1...

We are a passionate people.

I guess I am going to get onboard with the fake blood idiocy because it is the only in-show connection we have that is remotely plausible. Without going into completely, even more retarded, off screen happenings and face changing insanity. But don't get me wrong. Its still completely retarded...

No bro. You don't surround and kill a guy known to be the one of the most vicious and brutal fighters second only to a handful of others in all of Westeros when you have the numerical advantage/horses and shit. You let him live and get real pissed off. Then you let this pissed off badass hunt...

I do enjoy it. Doesn't mean I don't also enjoy arguing over retarded theories about it also sir!

I will say the amount of retarded theories about the Arya situation is guaranteed more entertaining than whatever we end up seeing next week.

Okay, then Melisandre's glamour, which is the same kind of shit the FM are using, changes her body type entirely from hagbeast to super hottie. Are we saying that's bullshit too? She also changes seemingly at will with no other blood artifacts or face to wear.

This is stupid because GRRM has explicitly stated magic in his world is not an X -> Y output scenario. There is not direct do this and magic result will happen. Its supposed to be mysterious and not understood. Which is why applying direct logic to it is fucking dumb. This is also why those...

Because the rest of us are not "reading between the lines" and taking the show at value for what it has shown us... we're the mouthbreathers. That wasn't the FM magic that was just TV magic. Duh. Holy shit I can't believe this is an argument, but here we are. If you want to get technical. The...

Astro, watch the scene where Arya gets stabbed. The old lady had a completely different body type than the Waif. Stands to reason they're ignoring the actual physics of it... because its goddamn magic.

Tuco. No. God no.

I am not sure how I will handle something this silly. All of it seems convoluted and I don't think any resolution we get from Arya's stint in Braavos is going to be a big payoff or make sense at this point. If Arya went to the FM... and fails and is just free to go be Arya again. What was the...

So weird to see the Colorado River in downtown Austin so damn swollen and high... Also looks really muddy. Haven't been out to Lake Travis yet this year.