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That's cool. But the action in a sumo match doesn't last as long as an NFL play. So by that logic sumo aren't athletes either.

a million is the number at which I would at least seriously consider whatever you wanted me to do. What is your geek code? And did you have a geek code already, or just do one to answer the question? http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html

NFL players aren't athletes?

Not sure if you're drunk, because this paragraph made no sense. But, the military is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. We're not getting better right now. We are the only super-power left and are resting on our laurels. Citation needed.

Nope. I've never had shit get on my legs or ass when I was on the seat. Sure, I've sharted, but that doesn't really apply here. If that's happening to you, something is horribly wrong with your shitting form. Maybe you should look for an online course on it or something.

My wife is like that too, but the difference is, I always locked the door. Hell, when I lived alone, I still locked the door when taking a shit. I think since they don't do it themselves, they're just kind of fascinated by it. We did that too, and it didn't bother me. I even let her hold my...

OK, that doesn't answer how the fuck does that happens exactly. I agree. My way is clearly superior. Because I've blown up some bathrooms in my time. Took some shits where my feet came up off the ground, and made innocent people gag and run away when they stumbled into the bathroom at the...

Yes cause I wouldn't really want to deal with a lot of boys. Plus, maybe teaching it would bring all the slutty girls to the yard. i'd probably teach it for free as long as I was getting pussy out of the deal. Dogs Senorita Papas. Smokin hot mexican spanish teacher. She got knocked up and...

I don't understand how you get shit on the underside of the toilet, and a couple of you just seem to be taking for granted that that just happens sometimes. Somebody please explain. Are you talking about the underside of the toilet, the seat, or the lid?

So many things to like about arizona. I wish I could believe this too. Worse than that, it's disincentivized to improve or change. The bureaucrats who run it won't allow it.

True dat. But his small penis helped him fuck a virgin. Something I'll probably never do.

Real girls don't shit or fart unless they are sick.

I thought those lines were to help you measure how far they flew. Around here, at the end of the year, whoever had one go the furthest gets a turkey.

when you decided you weren't going to post in this thread when it first started, cause dammit you're not old. Then you were surprised today when you realized you had.

Yeah, and TBH the entire city should be embarrassed about it seeing as how they stole the 12th man from Texas A&M.

Hey, don't be too hard on him. When I was in Jr high, my sister tricked me into wearing 'salmon' shirts too. how about we tackle grey and gray? +1. I've slept on the floor many times rather than sharing a bed with cousins, friends, or even my dad.

Teachers cannot fuck students even once they turn 18. Once they are 18 and have graduated, it might be legal, but they might still be fired.

sure, but I probably wouldn't kiss her afterwards till she brushed her teeth. Probably just the one. If we asked, do you think amod would take action against those who don't follow the rules of the thread?

Does that photo mean something?

I don't care about the rest of it, but they better do the smokey and the bandit episode.

You know what the alternative is. The final solution. Don't make him spell it out for you. Not to beat a dead horse, but possibly the one with the balls to get a vehicle title from a hooker and her pimp

If you're getting fat chicks, its probably your settings. You probably foolishly selected that you wanna hear from women who are 'healthy' or 'athletic' because that's what you actually like. Chicks on dating sites generally rate themselves at least one size smaller than they actually are.

Yes. Sometimes I'm tempted to lie when asked that, but I never do. My wife knows not to ask questions she doesn't want the answer to. Did you tell your spouse/SO/whatever the worst things you've ever done? Do they think they know the worst things you've ever done?

I really loved it when he called off the deal. So, do we have any idea what happened there? how did she have nothing to bargain with?

Movie was fucking great. Maybe it was better because you guys successfully lowered my expectations, but I can't imagine what you were expecting if you thought it sucked. This one was better than the first.

holy shit, even knowing it's a fake profile, I still wanna message it in hopes of meeting her friend rae. Edit: OK and also, worst article ever. Did I miss part of it, or did she not tell us anything that was supposedly a red flag in the profile or the messages she sent?

Funny, same with my wife's company. Did yall go to Kirby's? I've been there a few times now and they consistently undercook because the cuts are so thick (only steakhouse I've seen that consistently has that problem). I like medium, but the last time I was there I ordered medium well, and...

Assuming some of you gays are black. Blacks are kind of notorious for not liking to give oral. Is that true amongst black gays too? I'd imagine black lesbians couldn't really avoid it, but then they don't have the same bad rap that black guys do. Along the same lines, is any one race more...

I was going to mention them. I'd moved out by then, but I don't see how that new law holds water. Louisiana's drinking age being 18 was a result of a constitutional amendment that prevented age discrimination. As long as a person was an adult, you could not discriminate against them...

You have to be level 10 know coulson's true security level. Don't send me $100 a month for the rest of my life.

It's a good thought, maybe I can suck it up for a week and stay in the office. Problem is, they're mostly indian or mexican. I could probably shit under their desks and it wouldn't phase them.

Hah, I forgot about wet dreams. I never had one though.

I use xvideos.com Just get on a porn site and start searching. You're just going to have to watch a few till inspiration strikes, and then search for that. I remember reading about some former porn star turned producer who started making 'porn for women'. I don't think it did well, but at...

Last I heard she was bi. Did she go full lesbian after that shot at love show?

Deathwing had a pretty good answer, but I think the crux of it is that you won't ever understand because the typical woman doesn't respond to visual stimulation anywhere near as strongly as a typical man.

Gas is still cheaper than water. A 20 oz bottle of water goes for at least $.99. That equals $6.336 / gallon. Around here, gas is less than half that.

People I share an office with setting the thermostat at 8 degrees. I don't know what jungle these fucks are from where they need the heat cranked up to 80 and are still wearing sweaters. I'm not even playing thermostat wars with them because I can stay out of the building. But I hate when I...

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Masturbation is only tangentially related to fucking. These days, when I have sex, I'm good for a few days, but if I get horny and my wife doesn't put out, masturbation only sates me for a few hours. I admit, I can't climax without touching, but I can damn sure get to the edge.

wish I could neg you for that. What's it got to do with community, and it's a horrible AI. There's no reason for an AI to be worse than Eliza, which was written like 30 years ago.