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Holy crap, I'm excited for the next season. When does it start? I didn't realize they were done with this season yet.

I'm losing control again, to be perfectly honest. But for while, I had perfect control. Can you masturbate using only your mind?

Yeah, but did she wear leather mini skirts and always sit on a stool with no podium when lecturing? Too bad that particular teacher was around 50, but still she was a fit redhead and I had no control over my boner back in those days.

ummm, captain murphy is the only one I know that's dead, and he was the only sealab crew in the episodes. So your comment makes no sense.

Fixed that for Texas.

I understand that chaos. In this case, it would obviously be applied the program itself. All those computers in all of those datacenters should be wiped, double encrypted, and destroyed with acid. Or whatever you can do to a hard drive to make the data unrecoverable. And of course, the...

There are more things a boy must learn than what's in the text books. If anything, all the other boys in her class should be suing her for not offering them the same opportunities to learn.

Maybe he's just saying the penalty for an intelligence agent being caught should be death. That way, only the really good ones are left and we can pretend that we're not really being spied on because the ones that are still alive have learned their lesson.

lol wut?

Back to fashion real quick. Which is better, Joseph A Banks, or Men's wearhouse?

Neither, I'm still steaming over the cowboys 2 point loss last weekend. Who is the most fucked up member of your family?

I really dug the sealab 2021 stuff in the last episode. Too bad they didn't have the entire sealab crew.

No it hasn't, not for the past few years anyway. They've been able to look up your coverage in a big ass database for a while now.

i really wanna drive one of those carts around, but i'm a fatass and I'm afraid of what people will think while I'm on my joyride. Is that thin privilege?

I once turned down a job based solely on the fact that they wanted me to wear a suit 4 days a week (on fridays, i could have left the tie and jacket at home .... yay casual friday). They told me this right at the end after we'd negotiated a salary, but before final agreement. They thought I...

Is it possible to be gay and poor?

Oh, have we given up on the whole "0 is a great legal mind" schtick?

Don't you mean cotton footprint?

Is this a thing? i think it happened to me once. She was in her 30's so I thought it was weird that a period would sneak up on her, but if its possible, maybe that's what happened. She was even riding me. BTW, I didn't puss out from a little blood. I finished the job, took a shower and...

Why didn't you use them on your armpits?

lol it's kinda stupid to think she hasn't gotten better from 15 to 18. Also, the second video was on tosh.0, but that probably had nothing to do with increased views.

i was kinda talking more about receiving a blumpkin. If a dump arouses you, stands to reason a BJ during a dump would be amazeballs.

Sounds like we're talking about the same thing, except that you believe the made up numbers the high paid slickster came up with to justify his salary.

I haven't made a new years resolution in at least 20 years. The last one I made was to never make another new years resolution. TBH, NYRs are fucking stupid. If something about yourself needs to be changed, change it right now. If you're waiting till a magical date, odds are you're not...

Lol stupid American Inventor completely missed her pussy.

What Percentage of Donations Go to Charity I try to check a charity out first and see how much of your donation is spent in overhead expenses. ACS uses about 30%. Bigger charities will have higher operating costs, but that's pretty excessive.

I love Christmas music more than anyone else I know, but some Christmas songs rustle my jimmies. For example, Hard Candy Christmas. I like the song because I like how Dolly sounds, but its not a fucking christmas song. It's a song about hard hard her life was, and there's a line in the chorus...

You mean like implement facebook likes? So people can 'like' a post and it'll get posted to their narcissist feed?

If I had any photoshop skills, I'd get rid of that e

Selecting all the boxes is a vote for the hidden option. "We're too dumb to handle nets"

My favorite is a local one, Spring Assistance Ministries. Next 2 are Texas Children's Hospital, and St Jude's Children's hopsital. Though, I like the make a wish idea a lot.

Getting back on track, if pooping sexually excites the gays, does that mean most gay men are into blumpkins?

Even dead cats bounce when they hit the bottom. Doesn't mean they suddenly woke up.

No problem exarc. Be sure to grab yourself some +nets on the way out.

Are Urban Dictionary and yahoo answers 'boards'? You make a strong argument.

I can live with that result. Not that I wish any harm on alex. I met him in person, and he's surprisingly likable when there are no cameras on.

I find it fascinating that anyone is afraid of getting negs. I can understand liking positives, but fear of negs? Are you under the care of a head-shrinker?

Didn't realize they were steel toed. Those do have a shorter life

If it was only 12 years, I'm guessing you were just tired of them and decided not to get them re-soled. Or is that one of the styles made in china that can't be fixed?