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  1. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Any hackers taking credit for it yet? Sounds like something anonymous could have done. Maybe. Or would it take a group more sophisticated than them?
  2. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    How big is her adam's apple? Like what? And no, the obvious joke above does not count.
  3. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I dunno, there was probably a lotto question 10 pages ago, we seem to have gotten a few fucktards in this thread. What percentage of the message board posting population do you think is too stupid to follow simple instructions like this thread has?
  4. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    He's got to be, cause the gays are born that way.
  5. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    I guess some of us want boring lives, and some of us don't. Honestly, if the exchange frenzied described is something you absolutely can't stomach, then you should consider going gay. For me, my crazy line in a girl is purposely destroying my stuff. As for the being a raging drunk ... meh...
  6. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Unless they've found new info in the last few years, no you can't black. If you have one form on your mouth, you cannot get the other form on your mouth. You also cannot get the same form of herpes on your genitals. They have a sort of limited inoculation effect against each other due to the...
  7. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    no reason crazy can't be fixed. It's just a matter of whether you're willing to try. If she has daddy issues, then be the daddy she wished she'd had. If its mommy issues ... well that might be hard, is your mom cool? She could be the substitute mommy. Tell her Rule #1 is if she ever thinks...
  8. Hoss

    South Park

    So, how DO you tame whores in minecraft?
  9. Hoss

    Cheese or Blowjobs? REDUX

    not for me, I'm constantly telling my wife to use more teeth. I like when she gnaws on it.
  10. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Can't get the herp from givin oral if you already have mouth herpes. Most of the country has the mouth herp and doesn't even realize it. They call it a cold sore and slather some lip balm on it. Anyway, strippers are not the same as prostitutes. Even if they do some hooking on the side...
  11. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Well, that's a good sign. Even if it doesn't specifically say HSA, they two usually go hand in hand. But, BTW HSA is much better if you qualify, because you don't lose unspent money at the end of the year. You can keep it till you die and will it to your grandkids for their medical expenses...
  12. Hoss

    IT Crowd - Channel 4 (some British network, probably just BBC2)

    Wait, wut? how did you not have a choice but to watch the pilfered videos? Is it some kind of hacker's code?
  13. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    But we're talking about women who offer to pay. Just because a woman is in one group doesn't mean she's in the other.
  14. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Zhaun, I think if you were in a HDHP you'd know, but holy shit, your deductible looks terrible if its not paired with an HSA. Actually, I looked it up and it looks like you might have as high a deductible as you legally can without qualifying for an HSA. According to wiki, the minimum...
  15. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    A? No, I didn't go down on *A* stripper. Hell, I've licked a stripper's asshole. That wasn't in the VIP room though, that was at my house. I hung out with a couple of addicts one day when I was helping this stripper move, and about halfway in they had nicknamed me Dirty Motherfucker. I...
  16. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    For my wife, i just have to get her horny and ask. She'll agree to anything when she's properly worked up. She even orgasmed from anal. Amen to this. I do it all the time with no reciprocity other than feeling her squirm on my face. With my wife, you could say there is technically...
  17. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    i don't even believe 2. Did they give specifics?
  18. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Hey Zauhn, that was a High Deductible plan right, with an HSA? The biggest thing I'm worried about is that my HSA will go away. People here at my company can't tell me, when I ask they just say we have new benefits managers and they are still negotiating. Since the HSA was a W thing and most...
  19. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    With all due respect, that might be why this is happening. Too bad there are no girls on the internet. I'd like to know if the whole "let me pay" thing is just a test. That's what I suspect. Well, that and I also suspect some girls do it because they're afraid they will owe you sexual favors...
  20. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    The length was the worst. I do not have that sort of attention span. I have seen it all now, but not in order
  21. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Hah, I was about to say the same thing. When I was in Jr high, this is how I controlled my random boners. Imagining having to bone the nastiest teacher in the school if she caught me with it. She looked a lot like phyllis from the office but wrinklier, and her personality was more like...
  22. Hoss

    Congressional Shutdown

    Neither term is accurate, but shutdown is definitely the best of the 2. If they want to rename it, something from the chess world would probably be more appropriate. Like Government Poisoned Pawn Gambit.
  23. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Does this mean you are humourless husk? Cause I read it a few times and that's the only way it makes sense. Is anything at all funny to you?
  24. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Where? I read it all, didn't see it. Closest was the arbitrary question that reminded me of this, and his question was whether he dreamed of seducing a straight guy. I'm not sure mine is talking about the same thing. Here's an example of what I'm talking about Looking to suck a thick...
  25. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    When they offer, do you let them pay?
  26. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    You think so? That's not the vibe I was getting off the guy. But it could be he's just gay IRL and not a very good actor.
  27. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Arbitrary reminded me of something I've been wondering for a long time. Why do fags look for "straight dudes" to fuck. Is that a recruiting attempt, or something else? Also, as long as we're being all civil here, are there terms for queers that you find offensive and wish we'd avoid?
  28. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    it's a poll tax because I have to log in first. that's the same as having to show my ID.
  29. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    For as long as I can remember, I've been attracted to girls around 40. So I got over the kids thing pretty quick. Good thing about a 40 year old is that they probably have kids that are nearly grown. Not to say I exclusively dated 40 year olds, not by a long shot, but a couple I dated had...
  30. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    That's not ringing a bell. Refresh my memory please?
  31. Hoss

    IT Crowd - Channel 4 (some British network, probably just BBC2)

    Was the hour long a final episode, or like a behind the scenes type thing?
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Flashing programmable highway signs. Don't know if they are the same in other parts, but they're fucking retarded around here. They usually have a somewhat important message on them, like where an accident is, an amber alert, or the best way to get the gun show. At least, I think they do, I...
  33. Hoss

    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    Well, I've certainly used that argument a few times to try and get a chick to fuck me, cook and clean my house every day. But it never actually worked.
  34. Hoss

    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    Calling bullshit. That runs counter to what you already said. I didn't understand your second paragraph initially, but I thought maybe you were saying you ran a 6% loss. So lets address the bolded parts, if you're running a 6% profit on your rental units, how can you act incredulous that rents...
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bah, checked them all out, no one was streaming, and I can't get any of them on the radio. Though i didn't try that justin.TV place, and forgot to look at the sticky. I might try those next week.
  36. Hoss

    Big Bang Theory

    are there any nudes of penny? i'm drunk and feel like tossing off to her tonight. thanks in advance.
  37. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I assumed coulson was a clone, but a couple of people have mentioned a 'vision'. I don't know WTF that is, but it sounds like it's something from the comic books, so that will probably be it. If someone wants to explain that, I will appreciate it. Anyway, I think the most important question...
  38. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    I'm reserving judgement till I see pics of the hot neglected wives. You can black out their eyes or whatever to protect their identity, if you're worried about that.
  39. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    See, that's one thing I don't have a problem with. It's like insisting on knowing where your kids are, or reading their texts, or putting tracking apps on their phone. Perfectly reasonable as long as you keep it in the family.
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Appreciate it, I saw that list a couple days ago, and i planned to try them all out on sunday. In past seasons, I have spent hours slowly adjusting the dial of the most sensitive radio I could find with very little luck. My best bet used to be a station out of college station which would...