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Amen bro. Don't forget horns and screeching tires. Just sayin bro, under california law (which I assume is where you are now) what you did was at least misdemeanor hit and run because you said her car was damaged. If she claims to be hurt, its felony. I see nothing in the law saying you had...

If the thread needs a sacrificial asshole, I can make comments about how he probably broke her heart first by not smashing her.

Is this how they train them to work at massage parlours?

I was stuck on, "How the fuck do you know she's a teller?" and moved on You could also say monty has a 100% chance of having a goat. Which is handy, because he's going to throw a goat out when he resets the game in the second round. What happens if we set it up like I said earlier, and your...

No one answered. Can't be assed to cipher it out. What's the answer? The problem could just as well be set up as: There are 3 boxes, one containing a new car, 2 containing a $1 bill. The Host asks if you want a snack. No matter what your answer is, he eliminates one of the $1 bill boxes...

hell yeah. Butter knives though, not the pointed ones. They're no good. Have you ever roofied someone, or been roofied? If so, how was the sex?

Laws vary by state obviously, and I only have reason to know the laws in two states. In both Texas and Louisiana, he would have been guilty of hit and run. It doesn't matter who hit who, in a hit and run, leaving the scene of an accident without taking the proper measures is what causes the...

Grats on your hit and run? Let us know how rustled you get when the cops show up. I understand running the stop signs. It only rustles me when they think they have any right to the road. Go ahead, run through the intersection, the stop sign doesn't apply to you, because you're just a fast...

fuckin nazi

yeah we already talked about it. Went on for a quite a few pages and I think we unanimously decided it was going to be garbage and no one is going to bother watching. If you don't see the last thread, it might have just been deleted.

Same logic would say that a drunk man cannot be held responsible for his actions. Ergo, do a few shots and it's no longer rape.

... You think those are separate groups?

Dr Manhattan wouldn't be good for administering justice, he just don't give a fuck. To do it properly, you need a certain morality.

1. Chuck Norris 2. Rorshach 3. George Zimmerman 4. Deadpool 5. Boba Fett

Fuckin A, google maps man. Did he zoom all the way down to street view?

it's a toss up between Mad Men, The Wire, and GoT. (No, I didn't skip, the answer to the last 2 are just oddly similar) What's your dream job?

In the neighborhood of 100,000 At what point in your life did you most enjoy sitting in front of your computer, and what were you doing?

Maybe the other 6 are even with minimum wage jobs. Can't be assed to check my theory.

Who said I boycott anyone? I can still get hot chocolate from a starbucks drive through. The smell of unburnt gasoline from my missing cylinder easily overpowers whatever the fuck is going on in that store.

He probably noticed on his way out to a smoke break that you had time to browse rerolled.

Ethics is such a cute reason to boycott someone. Closest I ever came to that was in a starbucks. I was about to buy a water and I saw a sign saying a portion of the sale was going to some greenie weenie company. I made a little scene about it (you mean if I buy this overpriced garbage a...

I thought for sure this was going to be a link to a story about the BBQ in Waco.

Surely someone here is good enough to do a GIS on the hooker and ID her. I tried but it didn't recognize the picture as a valid image. Wait, lemme post that shit in the who's that girl thread!

A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans Canada about 2 miles south of Duncan. When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver explained that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Victoria to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and he didn't want to...

ASG security rustles my jimmies. I think the G stands for garbage. This turned out longer than I expected, but I'm switching to ADT this week, I was reading old emails and the jimmes went and got re-rustled. ASG was monitoring my new house when I bought it, so I let them keep the business...

On the way home tonight, I saw some little truck type vehicle with a wooden bed (made up of 2X6s I think) and thought of tuco. The bed looked better than the rest of the truck by a longshot. I started wondering if the guy had plans to replace the entire body with wood, cause that would be...

How does being on an interstate highway matter? They're all state laws, but the feds withhold funds for building those interstates to strongarm states into passing certain laws. Seatbelt laws for instance, and having to be 21 to drink (even though that has nothing to do with driving)

smells like smoke and didn't he say bent frame? Or was that just some of the panels that were bent? Oh yeah and 200 lbs of heroine stolen from Pablo Chacon hidden under the STD infested rear seat.

Because men shouldn't eat too much soy product. It increases the bodies production of estrogen. Why do you think there's a stereotype of a effeminate men eating shit like that? Wait, that's not my question. My question is, how long was the biggest dick you've ever sucked?

Hey, not my fault you're an idiot and don't know the first thing about human psyche. If you don't give a normal person (note, not the OP) a good reason for selling the car, they'll keep searching till they find a reason. The story may scare off a sissy man or extraordinarily dumb woman (and...

Wouldn't this be overt? Covert would be more like eomer's suggestion, but without telling anyone till after the missiles rained down and killed the kids. Overtly is definitely the best way to deploy a human shield.

Maybe you have reading comprehension problems, because that's exactly how I read master chuck's post. The dealership obv has better sharks, so why go try to hunt them? I'd list it for the full blue book value, and the only thing I'd tell anyone about the history is that you got it from some...

I do ignore them. Problem is my kid doesn't, so I get the shit second hand. I'm close to just blocking youtube outright.

I'm just now catching up on the latest season. I know you guys have speculated a lot about who escher is, but what I wanna know is, where did we first hear about him? I just watched the episode where gardner got into her car and asked about escher, and I can't remember if we'd heard the name...

Her name is brandi and she's from las vegas. Did he give us any other info? Hair color, etc? Which one is it onoes? http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleE...oy-22/10806039 http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleE...ndi-34/7227394 http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleE...o-w-24/6872368...

lol confirmed virgin.

No, because I'd lie Which teacher did you spank your monkey to the most?

That Christians are happy people. Who or what was the last thing you jerked off to?

Tried to, but couldn't find anyone that carried them. Checked local grocery stores, and so far I've checked like half a dozen sex shops. A couple have offered to order some for me, but I was always just passing through town, so I declined. One of the side effects is getting bigger tits, isn't it?

Still waiting for keg to piss on her. And Johnny, ask your wife if she wants to go to lunch with the 2 of you. Cause the only way you should do this is if your wife is there.