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Retiring from what? Living in a castle?

Watch it be the adventure of a lifetime.

Lots of dead relatives at Ypres II.

I told my mom about the Blueprint for Armageddon podcast I was listening to and she busts out all her old WW1 stuff from my great-grandparents/cousins/uncles. My great grandmother was on the final (successful) voyage of the Lusitania from England to NYC with my infant grandfather. Showed me a...

I vaguely remember there being 13 seasons of survivor and 22 seasons of big brother pushed out during the writers strike

Here's my pitch, Scream. A story about a baseball team that embraces Satan goes on to win the world series. All these other teams and athletes thanking god and junk are losing. Team that worships Satan dominates.

If I had to pick just one

The corpse of Walt Disney wants to crush your unions

My neighbor had that model and color. I thought he was a millionaire Turns out he was just trash.

My TV watching time has taken a major dive since my new job requires a long commute to the office. I have to prioritize

Shit would go Supernova if GoT had premiered in April like it usually does

I feel like I'm in the middle of a TV hurricane. A television perfect storm. Fargo Better Call Saul Silicon Valley American Gods

Have you and requiem buried the hatchet yet

Also related to having a stuffy nose... I have a shitty cold including achy back and neck. How do you bros power through a cold? I used to take NyQuil day and night but I felt like it made it worse when it wore off. Now I just ibuprofen + Tylenol and neti pot. Lots fluids.

Costco shoppers with zero spacial awareness. Holding up cart traffic with their fat carts so they can yip to their other friend also blocking cart traffic. One guy boxed me in at the checkout line today so he could flirt with a cashier. Hate Costco shoppers

Ironic that "did you learn gay in college?" Is the funniest line in the bit

This mostly offends me on a comedic level. The timing is terrible The lyrics aren't funny The rhymes and singing quality are bad The whole thing seems like they didn't even rehearse it before going live

I could buy the best tickets to any show in Toronto and stay at the finest hotels for a fraction of that price. Was Ja Rule going to suck their dicks?

Those poor Muslim women I MEAN handmaid.

What kinda shitty life choices to you have to make in order end up a hot female janitor? Hot chick privileges will land you at least a dental hygienist gig.

Jessica from 60 Days In is my waifu nsfw-ish http://i.imgur.com/jzJkbHN.jpg my bae

S-Town level trailer decorations

Rumors is she can somehow crash the map. Not sure what the code looks like to allow this

Oh I get it. Apple is so intuitive and great that I have to enable this insanely common feature. smh

Letters don't repeat when holding down a key on the keyboard on this abortion of an OS. What kinda shit show is Apple running here?

Do you even Trailer Park Boys?

I have a bunch of short comedy skit ideas I need produced. How will I ever get to move ahead with this with this strike happening?!

I do instructional design which is basically development of adult learning materials. BA in education is great in that field. Just take a one year part time cert in eLearning or something and you're caught up with how it works.

Chainsmokers - Paris Is one of the worst songs on the radio

720 Fucking Pacific timezoners

This is what work gave me. Two of them LG UltraFine 5K Display These guys are cray

It's mostly because I want to visit Colorado as well

The only silky smooth mac and cheese I'll ever need

For the first time since weekly arcade loot boxes came out I've failed to get all three boxes for the week due to lack of free time. Working in an office again, man. It ain't good for my Overwatch.