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Never eaten more than 2 Fucking gross, this has to be a troll campaign Imagine eating nuggets, as a grownup, by choice

If someone were to list all the pros and cons of modern smartphones and take a survey on FoH in say, 1998, I wonder how the poll would go. The same fraction of people who willingly carry government surveillance devices on their person at all times day and night are gonna JUMP at the chance to...

This is something thats been pissing me off for a few years. The government takes taxpayer money to provide a service. They they take *additional* taxpayer money to advertise that service. The service we're already paying for. We've seen this repeatedly with USPS over the last couple of...

The ending was good but

what the actual fuck. Texts are worse in every way than emails. 1. you still have to type your reply, but now its on a goddam tiny screen with no actual keys instead of a normal keyboard 2. While theres a few raging faggots out there who expect you to respond to emails within minutes to...

If you hated the music in Yellowstone you have terrible taste in music. I mean, the music isnt a dominant theme but its all pretty standard country and alt country. Half the time I turn to my wife and say "this show just uses my pandora playlist as the soundtrack"

This is what will convince people - 99.99% of people - to do it. Thats about the fraction of people that think you can't function in today's world without a smartphone. They mean this. They actually think itd be difficult to function without a smartphone. They'll say exactly the same thing...

I don't know whats so difficult to understand. Its like you're arguing against the entire concept of a recipe or a dish. "Anything can be a pizza as long as its got a flat crust!!" I try to parody your position and I can't because its already at the farthest extreme. It also sounds like you...

If people are coming into this show expecting Peacemaker to be a good guy they may be sort of missing the point.

Fried tofu - if you manage to get a crispy texture on the outside - can be very tasty. With that said, tofu is futuristic starvation rations invented by starving Chinese peasants. Its literally protein extracted from soybeans pressed into a congealed mass of flavorless, textureless protein...

*4 lbs of ""chicken""

If you're just gonna call anything with noodles lasagna and anything on a flat crust pizza, why even use words at all? Just call it all nom nom or something, since you're already loosening the definitions until they loose all value. The line of thought youre promoting leads inevitably to...

The funny thing is, given how the past couple of years have gone, it wouldnt even surprise me a little to find out that Mandela actually did die in prison and everything he supposedly did after that was faked/body doubles/etc. I'm not saying theres any reason to believe that currently. I'm...

When I initially wrote that, I was just considering them all white. But I read the wiki, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Grimm I learned something today

Nuggets arent food anyway, the texture is like eating a sponge. Taco Bell ground beef and McDonalds Hamburgers are more convincing imitations of actual meat. But purely in terms of quantity, if they were chicken fingers or something, about 6 nuggets mass seems right. 10 is holy shit...

FF was the absolute silliest comic book team I can think of. Those costumes. That flying car. That leader with the "my power is I'm stretchy" power. But such great villains. I don't know if FF can ever be successfully adapted to film. But if it is, it seems like theres gotta be a comedic...

Considering the insanity we've come out of casting in the last couple years, those are grade A+ Every goddam one of them is the correct sex and race, that is incredible

I love this thread until it gets into one o fits competitive eating phases. The typical fast food combo meal is, famously and hilariously, too much food. I'm referring here to one combo. Like a burger, a side of fries, and a drink. The thought of eating more than one at a time is fascinating...

Yeah, lets not pretend this was anything besides pandering to the insane "deaf isnt a disability" doctrine. Its as absolute a doctrine in Leftism as Trans Women Are Women, just not usually shoved in our faces as much.

ok thats obviously photoshopped

Slow build to ep 3, wasnt sure initially but that was funny shit. The soundtrack of made up 80s hair metal is perfect. The berenstein bears pushed it over the top

This is awesome, thanks When I'm looking for something to watch, I avoid Netflix until absolute last on the list, specifically because of those motherfucking previews. Now if theres a hack to turn it from the retarded interface it currently has into simple text-based list that could be sorted...

rice has no flavor and very little nutritional value. its starvation food like organ meat

Its incredible how slowly mainstream awareness catches up with new findings on human nutrition. My nutritional biochem prof in grad school went on and on about this (the incredibly weak association between sodium and BP). 20+ years later, mainstream society still thinks "we eat too much salt"...

This is the way Coupled with never answering the phone it has a pretty high success rate. The only way through is to actually come visit my office in person, and aint nobody got time for that

I was about to respond in the jimmies thread but realized it actually belongs here. Its fucking great that so many people still prefer the slow, miserable, good lord just do your job and stop making conversation checkouts at the grocery store. Because I basically never have to wait in line for...

Are you counting the ones you actually answer or just the ones you receive? Cause fuck most of them honestly

It can be pretty enlightening if you have a significant other or trusted female friend to have them walk around one day and point out which women are definitely not wearing underwear, based solely on their outfits. snail trails everywhere I dunno when it started but there are a lot of...

This is exactly what I thought once I realized how NFTs worked. You don't own the server hosting the image - whats to stop the person hosting the image from swapping it to something illegal? Or just taking the server down? I'm not even talking about their value as investments. The entire "own...

My favorite was always listening to apple fanboys try to explain why no really, it makes perfect sense that to eject a disk you throw it in the trashcan. Apple users arent real people, they're like the lizards in V or something

This. Every time some idiot producer makes a movie where the characters use an "advanced" computer interface that involves them physically swinging their arms around, I'm sitting there thinking goddam do you have any idea how tiring that would get?

Dynamic Range helps a little on my TV, its noticeable, but doesnt eliminate the problem. I just watch 100% of everything with subtitles on. Problem solved. Its not a technology issue. Its a sound mixing issue. There are people in hollywood who think really loud music and sound effects with...

The reasons to visit Arbys are, in order of importance 1. Gyros, the only fast food Gyros available and while not authentic street food still damn tasty 2. the new crinkle cut fries, one of the only fast food fries out there that is still properly seasoned 3. Jamocha or Creamsicle milkshakes...

I don't think its fair to call it a murderous rage. It wasnt some emotional moment. The TVA fucked her entire life since she was a child. She spent literally her entire life running from them and vowing revenge. Now, given the chance to get that revenge, she finds the source of all her...

Sending that chick to a dermatologist would be like repainting my old Hyundai. The transmissions shot, the battery's dead, it technically runs but we let the registration lapse cause it can't get into 5th gear anymore, so now it just sits there. No responsible car painting shop would give it a...

Theres a lot of things where I don't want automation but man, this day can't come fast enough. It will be the epitome of fast food, its ultimate form. Our food will travel from a corporate factory to a truck to a restaurant, never coming anywhere close to a human being in the process. Perfect...

To be fair, though, I never said only Euros do it. I just said stop it.

The Euro habit of using commas instead of decimal points rustles my jimmies on a damn near daily basis. They insist on doing it, over and over. I don't know why we let them get away with it. The extraneous "u"s in their spellings don't cause any misunderstanding. Their silly over the top...

I dunno, did you never watch the Cosby Show? We watched it as a family every week. I figured a lot of us had, and were familiar with it. When Theo went off to college, he went through a smarmy know it all phase. The physical appearance and mannerisms of He Who Remains are a dead ringer for...

In my experience, a lot of it has to do with setting. I don't know a single person from childhood who stayed in their home town and didnt become a complete clusterfuck. I don't know if moving changes you or if the kind of people who are destined to become clusterfucks are just scared to...