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  1. Aldarion

    Loki

    He beat the evil, universe conquering Kangs. Presumably they threw all kinds of violence at him but he was fine. He's been doing this for millennia at least. Again, we all get the distinction between multiverse versions. We're sitting here talking about a show that had Alligator Loki and Girl...
  2. Aldarion

    Loki

    I mean, if you listen to his speech he's killed countless enemies, fed them to the big cloud monster that he made into a pet/weapon. This version of him, not some other version. This is supposedly the version that beat all the other ones and put an end to it. I get that he's not supposed to be...
  3. Aldarion

    Loki

    Is this gonna be another hairsplitting over Kang the Conqueror vs He Who Remains? Look, I don't know what he was like in the comics. I'm just saying that directing the ultimate power to act like Theo Huxtable back from college and full of himself was weird. I dunno what they were going for...
  4. Aldarion

    Loki

    I loved almost everything about this show but having the ultimate power ruling the timelines turn out to be Theo Huxtable was so anticlimactic. To be clear, I don't mean the fact that he's black, I mean the fact that he was playing Theo Huxtable. Nothing mysterious or awe inspiring or...
  5. Aldarion

    Sexiest Race

    This poll needs more details. Are we talking purely about looks (like judging this based on pictures) or real life, where smell also plays a role? If the latter, anyone whos lived around any minorities knows theres only one choice on this poll.
  6. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    Thank you, this is what I needed to avoid watching it myself If I avoid the last episode I get to preserve a tiny little bit of good memories of the books, right? fuck everyone involved with this show right in the ear canal
  7. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    How much does dirt cost, though? Half the complaints could have been fixed by having the director say "wait, roll around in the dirt before this next scene". Outdoor filming in white clothing? Shit, they'd have to take special precautions to stay as white as they stayed. Just letting the extras...
  8. Aldarion

    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    Random update on our pigs: About 120 lbs now. That little solar electric charger is keeping them contained, no problem. I've witnessed a few times when they re test it, always funny. Anyone who said Idaho Pasture Pigs graze, they don't root, that guy lied. They're endearing even at this size...
  9. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    I'm pretty sure the Ogier was actually shorter than some of the humans in some of these scenes. They've broken this in so many ways I can't even blame it all the the woke-turned-up-to-11 casting choices. I'll never watch this again, until next week
  10. Aldarion

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    Top tier Marvel movie.
  11. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    goddammit, you're doing this to me again. They fucking cast Min as an older Asian woman? Gotta see how terrible this turns out (spoiler - it'll turn out fucking awful and I can't help it) FML
  12. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    Yeah, before the wokening made them start casting ugly chicks in everything, people used to comment how unrealistic it was that every young adult drama was cast entirely with beautiful people. Real college classes don't look like that. etc. Then here we have a setting where the source material...
  13. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This. It pisses me off. They don't seem to understand how percentages work. If the food gets more expensive, so does the tip. There is no justification for increasing the percentage. 15% is tipping, any requests above that are the opening line in a scam.
  14. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    I've gone through this cycle every week since it first aired. I'm not watching again... read the discussion... oh fuck that sounds terrible, I've gotta see that... fuck that was awful, I'm not watching again... Don't make my mistake, save yourself before its too late
  15. Aldarion

    Interesting, Non Political News

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elon-musk-says-there-aren-t-enough-people-birthrate-could-threaten-human-civilization/ar-AARz2lM?ocid=msedgntp Its refreshing to see the correct take for once, when nearly every other piece on this subject gets it backwards.
  16. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My thing is, how the fuck are people supposed to know? Waitresses have always worked this way. Everyone knows you tip your waitress. But that first time you walk into some random barber shop how were you supposed to know that the tip jar on their counter is built into their pay structure...
  17. Aldarion

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    what the fuck I tried to explain this once but I will do it again. When you roast meat, part of the deliciousness leaves the meat. A pretty large fraction, if we're being honest. That good stuff goes into the drippings. When you make gravy, you return all that goodness back to where it...
  18. Aldarion

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    What a dumb fucking take. When kids watch MCU movies and see the good guys beating up the bad guys, they imagine themselves in their shoes, as heroes beating up the bad guys. This is Right and Normal. What exactly is your goal in exposing kids to gay "love scenes"? What are you hoping...
  19. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    Agreed. What I don't remember in the books, though, was Lan doing a ridiculous emotional crying in public scene over it. Someone can correct me, but I remember Lan as always being a classical stoic type. That scene was so over the top my even my wife who never read the books was like wtf, whys...
  20. Aldarion

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    https://boundingintocomics.com/2021/12/01/marvel-studios-executive-claims-thor-love-and-thunder-pushes-the-boundaries-of-whats-comfortable-and-what-should-be-expected/ goddammit, will this be the second MCU movie not fit for children? I will not expose my children to degenerate gay shit no...
  21. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/like-they-didn-t-just-order-7-drinks-starbucks-worker-puts-apologetic-customers-who-ordered-on-thanksgiving-on-blast/ar-AARjc67?ocid=undefined nevermind the entitled idiots manning starbucks counters or the twitter crowd that thinks its worth...
  22. Aldarion

    Lost in Space

    There comes a time when laziness outweighs the 4.99 a month or whatever. There was a time I pirated everything. What a pain in the ass. (This is the part where someone will post about an "easy" way to pirate that only requires 48 steps of setting up software, connecting by a secret eastern...
  23. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You did this just to fuck with me but thats what this place is for. No, goddamit, its "Over at the Goldbergs". The phrase refers to the family called Goldbergs, not their house. Since Goldbergs is a plural (not a possessive) it does not get an apostrophe. I do enjoy that your post in which you...
  24. Aldarion

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Well said: gravy is always the star of the show at Thanksgiving. I think people who don't like Turkey just don't understand Gravy. I don't want to be offensive here, but I think they may actually be using fake gravy from a packet or can or something. Eating the meat without the gravy, shit -...
  25. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Didnt realize this was a thing but now I'm rustled People who put an apostrophe in the last name to refer to a family, e.g. "The Smith's" or "The Goldberg's". There is a group of people who think that even though you don't normally put an apostrophe in a plural, they think this is the exception...
  26. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    No I get the Trollocs. No major complaints about the ferry scene, seems like they got most of the key parts. I'm talking about the trope in general. It gets used in pretty much every fantasy story at some point. We've got characters who can do crazy magic, solo 10 foot tall monsters, but...
  27. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    Book vs TV debates aside, the whole trope about "oh no how will we cross the river" gets so over used in these stories. It only works if you are on a long journey with a lot of gear, or in icy weather, or something. Otherwise, "umm, maybe we should just swim?"
  28. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The overly emotive tones of voice on NPR. Its like goddamnit lady, you're describing a piece of legislation, it really isnt appropriate to emote as if you're doing a dramatic reading of Emily Dickinson. And along with it, the constant need for approval from the person they're talking to. "So...
  29. Aldarion

    Interesting, Non Political News

    On todays episode of Young People Are Retarded: https://www.insidehook.com/article/internet/gen-z-question-marks I'm going to make extra sure to use lots of punctuation in all communications with young people from now on. Good God, this generation is a bunch of fucking pussies. Stressed out...
  30. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    I know, theyre like "ok our targets just walked into this city thats so evil and dangerous we wont even go in. Guess we'll just give up and go home!" You could argue a Trolloc wouldnt reason this out, but a Fade would surely be thinking OK, they'll be coming back out soon, lets just wait right...
  31. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    Probably :( Ep 3, wtf. They all exit Shadar Logoth in a hurry. Somehow, two of them end up on a fucking mountain top, two of them on a big grassland, and two in the forest. And can't find each other. Dickheads, you were all in the same city. Just walk around the wall in a circle til you...
  32. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    Have they cast Min yet? I have a hard time imagining them doing the "Rand gets 2 chicks" thing. it probably ends up as a tranny-nonbinary throuple by the time we get there.
  33. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    We're 3 episodes in (I'll be honest, I caved and watched it but fell asleep part way through Ep 2) and y'all are complaining about the fabric choices? This is a fucking dumpster fire and Egwene and Nynaeve are two of the ugliest women cast in any TV role, ever. Not just Zendaya-style "not...
  34. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    I'm convinced there must be some financial & union politics explanation. Theres simply no logical explanation for it, so I can only imagine its politics & money. The existence of screenwriters, and their obsessive need to "adapt" the book into a script, is the problem in itself. If these people...
  35. Aldarion

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    lol after I wrote it I was like "wait no I think its a black guy they cast, not a black chick" but I didnt bother to change it. next youre gonna tell me she's actually a lesbian "little person" too
  36. Aldarion

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

    This wasnt bad. I fell asleep for a bit towards the end of the second half but the kids were entertained enough to keep watching. The sidekick chick was annoying but not as bad as this thread had led me to expect (I don't know her outside this movie). Better than Captain Marvel, and by...
  37. Aldarion

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    I thought somebody told me they were casting black chicks for James Bond now?
  38. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    this, exactly. Its not like theres a shortage of attractive women in hollywood. They're just deliberately casting very unattractive women in these roles so they can call you racist for objecting. It is literally as jarring to suspension of disbelief as if they cast a fat man for a runner or...
  39. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    lol this is terrible lmao
  40. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    I'm tempted to watch the 1st episode just out of curiosity how quickly they abandon the source material. But don't want to get counted as a view. So the question becomes is it worth bothering to pirate something just to hate-watch it?