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Youtube. People are going overboard. It's getting so that anytime I look for information most of the useful looking results are fucking youtube videos. Someone write the fucking shit down already, I don't have time to watch an 18 minute video to see if your shit applies to what I'm looking...

Wasn't necessary. Paper is appx .1mm thick, even with 3 pages, folded in thirds and then folded in half again, it's less than the difference in widths between my typical back pocket loadouts (which is .3cm). So all I had to do was put them all in the slightly less loaded pocket.

Just realized last night that I can cast my porn from my tablet to my TV. Best Jerkoff session I've had in years. I hope that allows me to last longer than 30 seconds with my wife tonight, who I haven't seen all week.

The song is so bad, calling it garbage seems wrong. But the video was pretty amazing. Was that his daughter or something? They looked like they had a lot of fun doing that. Oh and I couldn't understand any of the words. Were any of them relevant to the current conversation?

I Hope I remember to check this feed out again in a year.

This pretty much disproves the hot teacher = easier sentence theory. What the fuck kinda sentence is 0-5 years? Who makes the final decision? Plus all 4 sentences running concurrently with credit for time served? Maybe the judge just had a fetish and fucked her in the eyeball.

Olscratch vs. Tolan We all know he will be unbanned eventually. When he is, in keeping with our traditions, he should have to stay in the asshat usergroup for a year.

That was my guess.

Oh shit, I never expected the NFL to cover up it's fuckry and deny it did anything wrong. WHAT A TWIST! By "you guys", you mean the texans, obviously, and I don't think they will because they need OL help more. I expect them to try to pilfer some cowboys linemen after they trade for romo...

I'm only checking in on this thread for the update where you finally find him.

Lets have a cowboys argument that's more relevant than where romo will end up. Did NFL privately admit error in Cowboys penalty in loss to Packers?

I think you misspelled "our Token Stealers Fan". Or is there another one? Also, fucker has no avatar, so that plays into the new guy joke too.

Truthfully, if they're straight up scams they probably spoof the number anyway. There's probably no reason to keep a number on that list more than a month. If they're listed chronologically, just start deleting the oldest entries.

Cad vs. popsicledeath LulzSect vs. Hoss - I never had a chance Gravel vs. Tolan tanoomba vs. Big Flex Tuco vs. Wollygimp Mist vs. Screamfeeder jihodj vs. olscratch Itzena vs. Caepan

Mrs G what about the other guy? Are you not exclusive with him? Even if you are, nothing wrong with going to a SB party and talking to someone. If he tries to move too fast you can always tell him you're not exactly available.

@Mures I'm about 90% sure it's scammers checking to see if you're number is valid. Expect the scam calls and texts to ramp up. Dunno how you got on their lists, but you are now. It started the same for me. Look up some of the numbers on the internet and you'll probably find someone who took...

Is it too late for me to let you know I won't accept if I win?

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert tanoomba vs. lumi Wollygimp vs. Szila Olscratch vs. Brando Chaos vs. Itzena

That's so old fashioned. I bet you believe in only 2 genders too.

Wait, one more from lunch today too. The guys at the table next to me were talking sports and didn't know a fucking thing about them. They were trying to talk basketball at one point, a sport I know jackshit about, and I almost blurted out "The 76'ers. Jesus fuck he played for the 76'ers...

Aight, today's jimmy rustle. I ate jalapenos with lunch. Fresh, grilled, with salt and lime. Fucking awesome. After lunch I go into the bathroom to blow my nose and decide to take a piss while I'm there. Situations like this are a big part of the reason I NORMALLY wash my hands before...

Well the shit I used to buy was shots for my dogs, not antbiotics for livestock. I hope that wasn't affected. One of these days I'll be living in the country again and will probably go back to doing those myself.

You are repeating yourself, so I guess I should repeat myself. There was also supposedly a death at the patriots riot. That would be 2 deaths in the same year due to rioting. Stop telling me the same story about the woman at the sox riot. Here, let me show my sources. The 10 Drunkest...

Another steelers fan coming out of the woodwork.

How can you be so stupid that you still think I was talking about the seahawks in that post? Maybe you should go back and read it again. This time, buckle down and read both sentences.

She might see him as a project. Like helping the poor starving kids in africa. Little does she know ....

I dated a 40 year old with 2 kids who had the most epic orgasms ever. When I was done, I went in the bathroom, washed my dick and when I came out she was still on her back with her legs and arms in the air shaking like a cat who'd gotten into the anti-freeze. I asked her how many orgasms she...

You're not going to turn this into the likesmas in january thread, you fucking Astro clone.

Huh? Is that an allusion to something?

How far does this reach? Does this mean I can't buy meds for my dogs at feed stores anymore? Is it a state or federal law?

Not sure which thread this belongs in, but I'm pretty excited about the skills challenge at the pro bowl. Did they have it last year?

If that happens, I might pick the asterisks as my third team. The thing I read yesterday said they rioted for the pats that same year and also had 1 death.

See, i aint even tryna make it about race. It's about how long it's been since they won one (OK, I think that's never for the falcons, but I mean in any sport), and how much energy the fans have.

Yeah, don't mistake that as me supporting the creepy sex math. I'm 42 and I'd be down to fuck a 17 year old if I wasn't married and they didn't struggle enough to throw my back out. (17 is the age of consent where I am right now). On my 34th birthday, I raised a toast to girls half my age...

Damn dude, you really took that shit personally. Just take a few deep breaths and accept that your town is the most likely of the 4 left to riot. Look past your delusions and you'll see it's true. BTW apparently Boston rioted twice in 2004. I don't even remember hearing about those.

Whoa whoa whoa. Don't yell at me when you're too retarded to read the second sentence of a 2 line post.

Or she could get naked. That would save the movie even better than what you said.

It's just a matter of getting a coupla jealous cunts on the jury. Likely they convinced everyone else that 5 years was the minimum just to make sure the boy was of age when she got out. In 10 years they'll be 23 and 35. Does that pass the creepy sex math people like to throw around? Half...

Followup to this, even if they can't give it to you, the manager might still take a look and save it for the cops if there is anything. They don't keep those recordings for long unless they have a reason.

He was in jail, wasn't he?