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Asian wives can just randomly have a glitch and go chop-yo-dick-off-crazy without any prior warning. Or turn into Yoda instantly in their 50s without warning.

Every single thing you've ever posted screams 'AH THE SUN IT BURNS?'

Seriously, Dumar, you probably leave your house less than I do. You're in no place to warn anyone about anything.

It always seemed like Saul had lots of other shit going on even while dealing with all of Walt's shit. Up until the end of season 4 and into season 5, it seemed like Walt wasn't a huge part of his overall life.

Well, maybe, but first you have to say that Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback...

I never actually said there was anything wrong with sluts. I said I like laughing at them. That's kind of a positive thing.

ARE YOU THE FUCKING IRS JESUS CHRIST.

That was an offer? I thought it was a threat!

If we're counting fingerbanging as fucking, I've fucked and/or been fucked by 8 chicks. But only had a real relationship with one (as in basically living together for a semester) and it was the fucking horrible, soulless weeaboo. It turns out most of the other girls I fooled around with in...

I used the code they gave out at SXSW and Arena commander is pretty fun.

Yet all highly correlated to the girls who end up in secret frat photo albums of sluts.

When you assign tasks to your workers, are they called rimjobs?

Considering I grew up poor-as-shit-poor, literally boiling-macaroni-necklaces-from-school-projects-poor, lost 80%+ of my belongings twice in two separate natural disasters over 10 years apart, had the most EXACT OPPOSITE of supportive family as you can get, lived with crippling, untreated...

Yes, this is what I'm talking about with the sluts, too. I find it humorous. I've never said I have a healthy sense of humor.

I'm talking about older men that ruin their families and lives by cheating/sex addiction/porn addiction, etc. The J49s of the world, or some other dude on this forum that says he's spent 40k on camgirls in the past 2 years...

I'm getting older a LOT less slowly than the sluts I knew that partied hard in their 20s. Pretty much all the 'nerdy' girls I knew in college look pretty damn good going into their 30s where the tanning machine addicted bar sluts look like fucking hags. You're lucky, you've got an Asian wife...

It's not about 'deserves' or not. Basically no college aged person deserves any amount of respect a all. What's funny to me is that they THINK they're getting respect. It's the same amount of laughter I would have if someone made millions of dollars selling people empty boxes. Dupes...

Because sluts always end up regretting it when they get older, or becoming old sluts which are even more hilarious. EDIT: Honestly, I find the whole "boys want to have sex with me, that means I have value as a person" attitude of college girls towards sex to be absolutely laughably stupid...

Spicy food makes eyes water a bit and makes my nose run like crazy. On the flip side, I used to get chronic sinus infections (like once every couple months) before I started eating lots of spicy foods. I haven't been seriously sick in over a decade, since the guys at my first IT job would...

What's actually going on is that they want their app store on as many computers as possible. Windows 10 is supposed to be the 'last' version of Windows like OSX, though I doubt it lasts more than 4-5 years.

Microsoft will offer free Windows 10 upgrades to pirates worldwide | VentureBeat | Business | by Emil Protalinski

Even Camelot Unchained got 3.2 mil so far, and Marc Jacobs is... I don't even have the words. Sucks to be Brad.

On one hand, I hate frats. On the other hand, I love laughing at sluts.

33 and same. Also didn't see a dentist for 7 years, and when I did they're like 'wow you have nice teeth' and sent me home like 15 minutes later. They charged me 175 dollars for a couple minutes of picking. :/ 3 years later I finally got health insurance and went back to my old dentist, and...

FDA sodium guidelines are totally out of whack. Sodium Guidelines 'Need to Be Rethought,' Experts Say There's a bunch of science that backs this up. The problem is twofold. One, the sodium guidelines are actually lower than is healthy. They're also completely out of touch with...

There's already a podcast thread in general? EDIT: Oh fuck amod bullshit.

Or buy them with gold to gems.

There's really nothing wrong with eating at Chiptole at all, as long as you consider that it's in place of 2 meals... Even the maximum you can stuff in a burrito only rings up around 1200 calories. Fine if you're skipping lunch or dinner. That said, cutting out the tortilla is nearly 300...

They always have another batch of rice cooking since they go through it so quickly, so you'd just have to wait a few minutes until that ones comes up and then get some before they put Cilantro all over it.

I would never buy a consumer grade Seagate drive.

Oh my god this is perfect.

Backblaze keeps using non-enterprise drives for enterprise workloads. Also those are the same batch of drives as the last results, just a year later. Seagate enterprise drives work fine, that's why I linked one.

20-25 dollars is exactly what it should have been offered to owners of BF4 for. It is effectively a mod, and nowhere near a full-blown game unless the single player is spectacular which it isn't.

The twitch streams look sweet, but not 60 dollars sweet.

I still think this game looks fucking great.

Because they want to get you in the store to buy all your other shit. Loss-leader. Or probably closer to break-even leader.

I'm not reloading this page fast enough, sorry joeboo.

It lists at Microcenter 60 dollars cheaper than Newegg, and you get 40 dollars off with a motherboard combo.