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  1. Aldarion

    Titans

    Why did I watch that? They had a decade or so of great storylines from the New Teen Titans as their source material, and they give us this. FML. That ghetto rat starfire, wtf
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    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    Skinny jeans look as masculine as a color coordinated leotard, tights, and legwarmers ensemble. I trust I dont have to explain to you what regular mens jeans look like.
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    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    I dont understand why this guy keeps saying "grounded" like its a positive thing. The source material is about an extraterrestrial cosmic entity infecting a powerful psychic. "Grounded" is not the target here. I cant put my finger on it but every single blue character looks terrible. Its like...
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    Are we fucked as a species?

    These are good points. House design makes a big difference. But so does opening the windows and turning on a fan. I have lived in hot climates with no AC. When its hot in the house, there are things a person can do to mitigate it. Like go out on the porch, or open all the windows and turn on...
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    Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

    Yeah I totally dont remember the order of girlfriends. You're probably right. What I do remember was a hot blond and a hot redhead.
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    Are we fucked as a species?

    Meanwhile, white people settled and lived in Texas something like 100 years before AC was invented. I love AC too but the idea that "oh no its above 95 people cant survive that" is retarded. Do people die during 95°F weather? Yes. Is it inevitable without AC? Not at all.
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    Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

    Based on the MJ casting choice, maybe the third movie is "Spiderman and his homies"? Only bad thing about Homecoming was the terrible casting for MJ. Maybe they can just move past her to his later love interest (Gwen or something?) Aside from that I like the casting better than either of the...
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    Dune (2020)

    You could have said that a few years ago. After that abomination that was The Gunslinger, you dont get to say that anymore. Casting matters. Elba's a good actor, but no amount of acting skills can save a movie from stupid casting decisions.
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    Altered Carbon

    I dunno. I read people complaining about acting skills and often dont get the complaints. The main character I thought was well suited for the part. Could he pull of a gay cowboy in love or a mentally handicapped Southern guy with a big heart? I dunno. I thought he was good for this part. Its...
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    Shazam! (2019)

    This looks like the second best DC movie since Wonder Woman. Are you familiar at all with Captain Marvel (Shazam, if you must) from the comics?
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    Dune (2020)

    Of course this will suck. It has nothing to do with the choice to cut it into two movies, or the choice of director, or anything like that. It will suck because a) Fremen are directly modeled from Arab Muslims, and they conduct a Jihad (thats even called a Jihad) against the galaxy, killing...
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    Are we fucked as a species?

    The outcomes you describe are bad for the individuals living in those regions (Africa and inner cities), but not even a little bit of a problem for the species. One could even argue theyre good for the species. Its hard to imagine any argument theyre bad for the species. All species face...
  13. Aldarion

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If youre going low carb, beer and wine are going to break your daily carb limit unless you drink shit beer. Just switch to whiskey for a while. Whiskey is one of lifes greatest pleasures anyway. Never hurts to have some added motivation to drink whiskey.
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    Are we fucked as a species?

    Our large population and continued (although slowing) growth is a feature, not a bug. Its the best indicator of a successful species, by definition. Its evidence we're doing great, not something to be worried about. Things are better now than they have ever been, and are so good we are...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    To be clear, that "dont flip burgers more than once" thing has been conclusively disproved. Frequent repeated flipping won decisively.
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    Pruning the Politics thread for massive improvements, An experiment. (long read)

    Not reading 9 pages to see if someone already said this. The political thread has a problem, but the solution is *not* bannings or thread bannings or any nonsense like that. The problem is trying to make one thread for all political topics. (Whats next, one thread to discuss all movies and...
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    A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

    Re-reading this thread made me wonder. Has there ever been a time Hollywood stuck close to the book and the movie bombed as a result? I am coming up with nothing. It seems like at some point a director might try it just to do something different.
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    Parent Thread

    Had to put our cat to sleep recently. All three kids dealt with it really well. We didnt use any euphemisms, we explained exactly what the vet did. We dug a grave in the field and buried him together. They cried but I think letting them work through the process (saying goodbye before the vet...
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    Parent Thread

    We dont allow shit talking in grown up forum. Surely we dont allow sideways pics here either, right? I mean, come the fuck on -- sideways pics demand shit talking.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Hes probably just confused why the world is tilted sideways. edit - after reviewing a few pages and noting that Trex knows how to take and post pictures that arent fucking sideways, I have had to change my votes. 11 votes, shes officially a good babysitter now. sideways pictures are internet aids
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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    I finally realized my biggest and only real complaint about this movie. Havent seen it mentioned; forgive m if it was (I avoided most spoilers before watching) This was the movie that made me decide I will no longer be waiting in the theater for these bullshit after credits scenes. #1 No one...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Chuk, I will give you this. If the options are Tyen or Trex watching the kids, a random stranger from online is likely to be a better option. Dont see your point at all about school. School teachers go through lots of actual, in person, real life vetting. Not just "how many thumbs up do they...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fuck yes. It is literally unAmerican, unpatriotic and an insult to everyone who died in the revolutionary war for an American citizen to act like British "royals" are any different than some random chav giving birth in some inner city cesspool of mediocre britain. I rage when my wife does...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Just like the idea that online reviews are trustworthy, your post makes no sense. Yes, since I have had children, I have known other people with children. This is what normally happens when you have children -- you meet other parents. Some of those children are old enough to babysit. Yes...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    LOL yes, its called "knowing people in real life". You are gonna seriously sit there and say anonymous online reviews are even comparable? That is some hysterical generation gap shit. You dont need to "hire a fake review company" for anonymous online reviews to be bullshit. Exhibit A: Tyen...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    If youre ready to take "online reviews" as meaningful feedback about a service or person we are just gonna have to agree to disagree. Online reviews are a fine medium for humor, and are valuable in that sense, but I'd trust them for recommending a babysitter as far as I would trust my online...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Random "babysitters" on the internet are verifiable? What ever happened to your friends and neighbors' teenage daughters? People you actually know? I am an anti social mother fucker and we have no problem finding babysitters when we need one. I dont understand how people can be in an age/stage...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    And Alkorin easily wins the thread for most disturbing post. Which is quite a feat. No, Alkorin, normal parents dont ever think about killing their kids. I may or may not think about murdering the general public like Thanos on a regular basis, but literally never my kids. WTF.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    LOL ya think? Every time he posts those pics (and hes done it probably a dozen times across several threads) I wonder, why are you cruising craigslist personals or backpages for a babysitter? Then I realize its nominally a "babysitter finding app"
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    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    A big thank you for the recap. That was genuinely useful. I was leaning toward team Trex. There are obviously great arguments against that position, and theyre honestly both about equal at this point, but shes only a woman. For her to come out equal with Tyen basically means she came out ahead...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I finally waded through 95% of the thread, you fuckers are hard to keep up with. I have to ask. Are other people besides Tyen doing this "find a random person on the internet to babysit your kids" thing? I cant wrap my head around it.
  32. Aldarion

    Eugene, Oregon. Possible move

    Dont know east of Springfield. I live halfway between Corvallis and Eugene in a tiny town called Monroe. We bought a 3 bedroom, 2 bath, >2200 sq ft, >2 acres, for 250. Not too rapey.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    To be clear, what you describe sounds like a major problem. I was only responding to the blanket statement that women cant drink if theyre nursing.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    sigh. trex is basically right here. There is a pretty narrow window right before breastfeeding where it actually matters what your BAC is. not white knighting, just sick of people telling pregnant or nursing mothers they have to become teetotalers when the science doesnt support that at all...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    OK another one spawned by the donkey thread. People who misspell words in ways that reveal not only are they an illiterate who has never encountered the word in a written form before, but also that they are a retard who cant even spell it the way its pronounced. Its like OK you cant spell, but...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fucking sideways videos. Its bad enough motherfuckers feel the need to embed 2 seconds worth of information in a 20 minute video. Now all those videos are sideways, too. I dont understand you dumb shits. You can figure out how to take video on a phone (which typically requires a few correct...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    You know if you hold your phone in the non-retarded orientation you can get videos that dont look like youre peeking in between two boards in a fence, right? I'm more triggered by sideways videos than by the entire rest of this drama.
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    Eugene, Oregon. Possible move

    Great area. Just dont live in actual Eugene itself. I live 25 min outside of Eugene and its great. Just accept that Eugene is easily as weird and unlivable as San Fran or Portland. Accept a short commute and you can live in friggin paradise.
  39. Aldarion

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    Dude. It was the best and most memorable use of music in any Marvel movie. I only regret they didnt play it again when he entered the fight in Wakanda.
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    there are major groups of animals that we know existed but have essentially no fossil record for. because fossilization is a rare event that can only preserve some kinds of body parts and body plans. The same will be true for artifacts. Some will last a long time (e.g. pieces of pottery or...