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Go as a bucktoothed Chinaman

1. Super-charged gravity gun 2. Mercy for pocket heals, rez, and light to medium petting. 3. Perfect Day - Lou Reed

The Matadors Guitarist Strikes Up Controversy by Announcing Plans to Perform as Jimi Hendrix in Blackface

My wife's busy making her halloween costume, and it requires tulle (pronounced: tool). Whenever she complains that she can't seem to find any at the fabric store I reply "Why would you buy Tool at the fabric store" or "I don't think Maynard has laid down the vocals yet" or "I've got their...

I thought it was good. But could've been better.

She's not a big fan of my classic horse mask. She finds it creepy as fuck. I'll put it on every now and then and into the bathroom while she's taking a shower. I'll slowly peek over the curtain with my big horse face until she sees me. The goal is to scare the shit out of her and get yelled at.

No in game maps is fun. DayZ 3 years ago being my favorite no map game. Note you could get pieces of a map if you lived long enough. Living for long periods of time = leveling in DayZ

You sound like a soup hipster

This show needs to be renamed Hotties, Cougars, and MILFs I'm such a misogynist

Golly gee, can't wait to play a five year old title on Nintendo's latest console. Nintendologic

We all wanna die we're Meeseeks!

Hotdamn Tania Raymonde! I'll never be able to watch Malcolm in the Middle again.

I've been doing it wrong this whole time??!!

Now I'm just bothered by the delayed head moving reaction.

literally "but muh pronouns" Obama made tumblr real

A parade of the unpassable Gross

Cash's Hurt is totally cheating. Trailer will be better than the movie.

Ugly Overwatch by SeansArtZone on DeviantArt

If you start getting good you'll go from fun having to toxic hate spewing Sigh. Maybe that's just me

your science is beyond my science

My neighbor used to be roommates with a guy that married a Vietnamese woman. When those two started dating, she showed the guys how to make delicious Pho. Now every year my neighbor has a get-together where we all eat pho at their house. A soup party. This weekend! RSVP and book your flights now!