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Does that really seem that enjoyable? I haven't tried it but it seems to me that if you get to that point, you would be just better off letting her jerk herself off while you smother yourself with a grocery bag to get the same effect.

Never tried one, but it would definitely be good for a few "WTF is that thing?" reactions from guests. FWIW, the damn AirDyne came but the RPM sensor was defective. Waiting for a replacement now.

FWIW, I know this thread is about Marxism now, but the Freakonomics podcast re-aired a pretty good episode about suicide this week: Freakonomics Radio Podcast: "The Suicide Paradox"

Anyone who is contemplating opening an eating/drinking establishment should read "Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain IMO. I know it's pretty dated now, but it's a blast to read and funny as hell and will give you a lot to think about. In particular, check outthis chapter.

I don't know if he was even at the game, but since they made him #1 in the season countdown, I was thinking that having him get struck by lightning right before the opening kickoff would be a pretty amazing way to start the season.

Why are you so worried about bleeding edge processor clock rates? My phone is 2 generations old (galaxy nexus) and I have no yearning for more processor power for what I do with it. If there's a tradeoff between processor power and battery life I would go with battery life every time.

I think that anyone that thinks a watch is useless hasn't worn one recently. When you're wearing a watch you *always* know what time it is because it just takes a quick glance down to see it. By comparison, getting a phone out of your hip pocket is a pretty big deal, especially if you're...

Cooking for kids has to be lame.

Depending on how it was built a wood bumper could definitely be stronger than the plastic over styrofoam bumpers that are routinely used on modern cars. In fact now that you mention it, I remember a small scandal when I was a kid when the winner of a local demolition derby was accused of...

I like how you are all shocked that someone would be allowed to drive a car without airbags in the US and then post a link of how it would also not be illegal in the UK. I'm sure if a cop had the urge to cite you for a homemade wooden bumper they probably could. People don't drive shitty cars...

BTW, the 9ers would have won both Rams games if it wasn't for Akers missing very makeable field goals. If the new guy can make field goals over 35 yards that will make a pretty significant difference.

Yeah, they have just both been so bad in the last 10 years or so that no one cared.

Agreed. The mountain barely even speaks. As long as he is huge and can be taught to sword fight somewhat convincingly he will be better than the last dude.

There has to be like 10,000 hookers in Vegas, and none of them use their real name when they work. It's a needle in a haystack. Man, I wish I had something to sell you. 6K in trade is really 3k if you're lucky, since every dealer I have ever been to is willing to drop 3-5K off the price of a...

We'll have to see if both teams can stay as good as they were last year. But as of now, fuck the seahawks. Seriously. I don't care if Marshawn Lynch was available in the 8th round of my fantasy draft, I wouldn't pick him up. I can't be happy for anything good happening with a seahawk.

Yeah. If you have to get rid of it for some reason, at least don't go with a trade-in. They will just give you half what you paid for it in trade and then tack half of that on to the price of your new car.

Only every 20 or 30 years? I was hoping to join a failed socialist utopia of the month club.

After all this you're going to take the car to a dealership and get screwed again? Just drive the fucking thing. It's not like they're going to steal it, they have to know that they will be the first place anyone will go if you report it stolen.

Or you could just go to best buy and rob them at gun point. Gazelle.com will give you $170 for a mint condition iPad 2 with 16 GB and Wifi only. Obviously less than you would get on Craigslist/Ebay but less hassle. They will even mail you a post paid box to send it in.

I bet if you paid volunteers $170K per concussion people would be lining up around the block for that shit.

As long as you don't want to watch CBS heh.

2 replies in under 10 minutes with multimedia. Obviously you don't care at all.

I love it when people are super dumb on the internet.

They are awesome. I have been known to get them instead of French Fries when I want to double the calories in my meal. I also enjoy the flame thrower burger and the mushroom and swiss. BTW, if you haven't tried them, the chicken strips at Arby's are the best. Maybe it's just mine because...

I have been listening to Dr. Drew's podcast lately and I don't know if he knows what he's talking about but he claims that opiates are no good for chronic pain. He says patients tell him that their pain is a 10 out of 10. Then they get off the opiates, have a couple weeks of really shitty...

An intern probably sneezed and blew it away.

Iran is bluffing BTW. They couldn't beat Israel in a straight up war, let alone with the US backing them, and if they did start to get the upper hand, Israel would probably just nuke them. Obama might be saber rattling, but Iran definitely is.

Well son of a bitch. I was okay with a Canadian having the record since he probably grew up hunting wolves with his grandfather in the Yukon like the guy from Enemy at the Gates, but having some tea drinking English pansy with the record is just not right.

Yeah, don't you hate it when wives get mad when their husbands treat them like shit? It's so annoying.

Since WWII, but in the past there has been at least some concession made to congress in the form of a resolution of some sort allowing them to do it. If Obama doesn't do that, he would be pushing it a bit further than his predecessors have.

According to the constitution, the president *should* be impeached if he takes the country to war without a declaration of war by congress. However, since the US hasn't actually declared war since WWII it would be pretty tough to make a case for that without also condemning half the US...

She married you.

Was it overcooked? It doesn't look bad to me. You probably do want a 12 incher to do a whole chicken.

No, no one has ever done that.

Russians are too drunk to superpower. I turned on CNN last night to get an update on this and learned that Miley Cyrus did some sort of trashy dance on MTV and that Burger King is coming out with something called a french fry burger that only costs 99 cents. The anchor seemed to think that...

I have never said your dumb ass wife can tell the difference. You said it doesn't distort it, I said that it does. That is the extent of my argument, and I am right.

I don't think race is really a factor. I mean I think that if you put white kids in a ghetto flop house to be raised by a crackhead they are going to grow up totally fucked up and if you put a black kid in an intact family where education is a priority and both parents are professionals, that...

You said it doesn't distort it, as I quoted in my post. This is absolutely, without a doubt, demonstrably incorrect, whether or not you or your wife care about it.

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