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  1. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    It has a gun whose aiming reticle is 80% of the screen, it's obviously the best game for my blind ass.
  2. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Grooming underage girls is just part and parcel of superior British comedy.
  3. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Weakauras better not go down with the ship.
  4. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Well, Method Josh kept insisting he wasn't putting on an act for Twitch, he was actually a creeper autist, and lo and behold, he was actually a creeper autist. Surprised pikachu face.
  5. Kuro

    MTG thread

    So, Mill update is out, and they updated Grindstone to work with mill-doublers (just Bruvac for now, but you know they'll expand that shit over time) in the good way, not the pussy-shit way. If any 2 cards milled by grindstone share a color, repeat. Folks were pretty convinced it'd say "if ALL...
  6. Kuro

    MTG thread

    A fine arts person being a sexual predator?!??!?! NO WAY!
  7. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Glorious!
  8. Kuro

    MTG thread

    If there's one thing I can thank teacher-training for, it was making sure I never had a social media account attached to my identity. Seems like the only reason to have twitter at this point is to enable other people to get you fired.
  9. Kuro

    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    It's only natural because the human eye can't even see more than 1080 frames per second guys
  10. Kuro

    Playstation 5

    No Order 1666 sequel for launch?!?!
  11. Kuro

    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    I tried that but the damn thing never worked again after I took it out of the bucket
  12. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Really hoping the Crusade thing is popular next edition, seems like a good way to organically grow a collection without feeling like you "have to" sprint to a full "2000 point army plus another 1000 points of specialty units to swap in as needed." Ironically, as with all things involving money...
  13. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Yeah, it doesn't have to be particularly plausible, just an easy source of "hype reveals/reversals" to be tapped into over the next decade as needed for sales. They're trying to amp up the various threats to the empire, so it makes sense that they'll predictably deliver new shit to bail the...
  14. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Multiple Primarchs are unlikely to be dead (or have had the groundwork laid for coming back from the dead). The Khan is Lost, Vulkan is an Eternal, Corvus took a one way ticket towards the Warp, Russ they found his armor discarded but not him (Inb4 he turned into a furry), people have been...
  15. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    "The Khan got lost for 13,000 years" In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no GPS.
  16. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Showed off the 9th edition "launch box" today. Looks like a pretty decent chunk of models, and some actual options (heads, weapons) for various models unlike last edition's easy-to-build boxes. It's apparently limited time (gotta trigger that fomo) and not the actual starter set for the...
  17. Kuro

    Geology, Earthquakes and Volcanos

    I only do business with the Underdark. #BLM
  18. Kuro

    Geology, Earthquakes and Volcanos

    All I know is that imma be laughing all the way to the bank with my volcano insurance
  19. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Those are offensive to christians, so they're fine.
  20. Kuro

    MTG thread

    WotC can't find 40 people who can keep their formats un-fucked hiring based on merit, and now reddit wants them to hire based on skin color instead. Like, between major life changes following Mom's death, and WotC probably bending the knee to marxists and race-baiters to the direct detriment of...
  21. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Schoolbus, reading InQuest as it talked about the 6th Edition Rules Changes.
  22. Kuro

    MTG thread

    See, we missed a real opportunity here. We need to find some way to make Fetchlands racist so that we can finally get them banned and get magic's manabase working again.
  23. Kuro

    MTG thread

    https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/depictions-racism-magic-2020-06-10 RIP Crusade.
  24. Kuro

    Geology, Earthquakes and Volcanos

    We need to get a team of astronauts to drill into yellowstone and nuke the caldera.
  25. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    There's no reason to make 4 of your class when Venthyr is the only correct choice to begin with ;)
  26. Kuro

    MTG thread

    LOL, they got Maro to apologize for being racially insensitive for playing Hangman as a game to preview a card.
  27. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'm having a lot of fun right now with 120% Mastery :D Sure, the corruption may kill me sometimes but you gotta do what you gotta do~
  28. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I wonder what they'll do to try to maximize profits on Commander Legends. Alt-arts/Frames for all 72 Legends? $60 Collector's Packs? :D I'll admit that they have me pretty much whatever they do. They posted new Kamahl art for C:L and I'm just sitting here like "Fine, take my money."
  29. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I ain't got time to play other games, gotta do dailies and weeklies on 4 characters then 7 horrific visions a week, shit. Well, except for working on Civ games while I'm flying places in wow. That one works.
  30. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Start of previews delayed until tomorrow due to George Floyd
  31. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Are you ready for more Teferis tomorrow? :D
  32. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Push Boundaries, make a Wheel of Fortune that costs RWW.
  33. Kuro

    MTG thread

    The most shocked are the people who bought WOTC's Fires of Invention Event Deck! Can't wait until thursday when we get to start seeing the next batch of cards to be banned in standard!
  34. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Well, some of the """""leaks""""" for core set stuff coming up also include the companion rule change they're ostensibly testing. Instead of just casting the Companion from your Sideboard, you pay 3 as a Sorcery to put the Companion into your Hand from the Sideboard. Which probably ends up...
  35. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Inb4 the protocols are just replaced by Feel No Pain
  36. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Everybody excited for core set spoilers starting on the 4th?
  37. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    I've basically been in a holding pattern waiting for this announcement since I decided to get into the game at the start of the year. Everybody told me not to buy rulebooks and shit because "9th Edition will be here in summer and invalidate everything anyway." Looking forward to the rules Q&A...
  38. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I like how they didn't even wait for the free Mystery Boosters to actually *get* to the Stores to be sold before announcing this product. It's like they wanted to make sure players knew "Hey, there's a product we're putting out that the store only gets 10-20% margin on, you should save for that...
  39. Kuro

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Conquest was a pretty fun card game, was sad when GW pulled the license. Had hoped that L5R LCG would just be a Conquest Reskin.
  40. Kuro

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Your bed is now a borg cube.