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The amount of time you spend just hanging out in some slowly dying Pennsylvania steel town is both a weakness and a strength. It's cool getting to hang out with these people in their pre-war lives but it's a long goddamn movie. It's makes revisiting the film much more of a commitment. Compared...

No more literotica for @MusicForFish

Maybe two years ago they fiddled with ZEMs and it did not amount to much. Upper Guk was probably the biggest loser and it's still alright.

There are also some vampire legends in which they have a counting compulsion and can be distracted with counting the grains. Salt's just good stuff all around when it comes to the supernatural. HOWEVER skip a few pages Rage viruses are NOT supernatural.

Goddamn so many words.

Going bald? Time to lift.

Shrinkage.

Yeah yeah I know I know. Poor impulse control and low empathy. It's still disappointing seeing that play out infinite times regardless of income level.

It's not like she's got a bumpy head or some splotchy birthmarks.

Is a lot of fun if anyone needs a Jada film.

I don't know why he didn't apologize to Chris as part of his acceptance speech. I found that as confusing as the slap.

OH GOD I'M CAUGHT IN A TIME DILATION NOOOOO

The fuck did you quote that for? Do you even know what incels are?

He might really love her.

Can we find beautiful women to jump on Will Smith's dick? Yes. Has Will Smith ran the numbers and concluded that the costs of getting his dick moisturized outweigh the benefits? Possibly. It's also possible that Jada has an open marriage but Will does not.

GI Jane was fucking horrible.

We miss you Norm.

If this was a big gay op by the CIA to get people to talk about something other than gas, food shortages or removal of Vladimir Putin I'd have so much respect for our intelligence agencies.

Right. In the moment between someone just about to strike you and the strike itself people don't often just stand there like statues. He winced about as much in reaction as you could expect from a normal person that was pretty sure a blow was coming and then oh fuck here it comes.

Will had to stand up for Jada because she gave him her patented "I'm going to ride strange dick all week because I'm mad at you" eyeroll live on camera after he chuckled at Chris' joke.

I guess Jada has hair loss problems? Given all the shit Will's got on his plate a freakout seems pretty possible.

Chris Rock is going to smile and play ball and be rewarded for being a professional. Comedians (many of which are Chris's friends) are going to go fucking HAM on Will Smith who has demonstrated how fucking fragile he is and who don't like bullies and don't like seeing one of their own attacked.

What was the gist of it?

No one associated with this is going to stage black on black violence.

With a son in a dress.

Saw a post on /tv/ that if this was scripted they would never, ever have used two black men to do it. I find that fairly convincing at the moment.

I'd certainly prefer it was staged than not because what the fuck if it's real.

I think it was drugs before turning bitter over getting called out for the drugs. It's too bad he couldn't get his shit together.

I caught that as well. He also looked like he aged the least. Coincidence? I think not! It was a good time. Initially I wasn't a huge fan of having some new people introduced to the cast but they all were fine. I'm guessing there was a whole bunch of shit Preston would not do so they needed...

Were we saving him in the pool? Just put the chair in near the edge and walk away. Butts.

THEY JABBED MY HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

There's just so much beauty in the world. UNRELATED DANCE PARTY

SOMEONE GET ME CESAR ROMERO

Heath.

Eh, little too much Ledger channeling.

In these dark times I need to remind everyone that with human meat you need to cook the fuck out of it for it to be safe. As an example you can eat raw beef and be alright as there are not many illnesses you can catch from a cow. With people meat you can catch damn near anything. When the time...

If they are going to do Dark Mirror stuff I want