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This thread is trying to compete with True Detective for shittiest TV forum thread. It needs more popsicle to put it over the top though.

I think you're probably right. The first night might be embarrassing boner time but it would be pretty awkward since you just met and after that you've been staring at her dirty, smelly twat all day in the sweltering heat not to mention you're starving and covered with bug bites and it's...

Have you guys checked out the NFL network podcasts? I listen to Dave Dameshek and Daniel Jeremiah and they are both entertaining. Mostly football talk but they touch on other sports during their seasons. I haven't tried the Around the NFL podcast or Coach's show but they might fill in for the...

Cheese is like sex. Even when it's bad it's good.

Do you watch this show? At least 50% of them try the mud thing at the beginning, then they get eaten alive anyway and then after a few days you don't see the mud on them anymore. It's probably better than nothing but it doesn't seem very effective.

I was at In-N-Out once when it was super crowded and there was a pregnant chick finishing the burgers and her pregnant belly was hanging on the table where she was putting on buns and sauce and such and it was all covered with ketchup/mustard/mayo/thousand island. It didn't exactly keep me from...

So like 5 years ago I wisely decided to use my Shun serrated bread knife to try to saw an electrical connector in half. I broke a tooth out of it. It still cut fine and it was totally my fault so I didn't even try to send it in but a week ago I was sending in my other knives to be sharpened...

Endorsements and such are also probably "earned" in their state of residence.

When I was managing low wage employees (security guards when I was in college) I realized that it really pays off to be willing to work around college student's schedules and let them work part time. The only decent people we ever got were college students and older people that were looking to...

I don't think the mosquito net is a bad choice when you know that there will be other people there and the pot and fire starter are likely going to be there anyway. One of the main things people deal with on this show is lack of sleep due to bugs and apparently it can also be used to catch minnows.

He is mostly controlling himself so far in the edit at least but he is crazy. I would have been making fun of him too if I was watching him try to use that piece of shit bow that he brought as his one survival item. BTW, they must have banned fire starters for this? Seems like everybody is...

God damn does Luke have some patience. I can't believe he kept his cool through all that bullshit. I would have wanted to choke her out then and there. EJ and the Mormon kid really got fucked on their location although I agree that they should have found water before working so hard on the...

It seems like the weakness of the horizontal spinners is that their weapon is almost as hard on them as it is on the opponent. If your can build your bot tougher than the spinner bot you can just go head to head and let it destroy itself on your armor. If witch doctor had been able to flip...

I don't think I've ever had a fast food chicken sandwich where I didn't think afterwards "I could have had a burger".

Yes. In blind taste tests everyone picks medium rare regardless of what they say their preference is before the test. The rare people are just showing off and the medium+ people are just squeamish at the way it looks. I even had a well done eater tell me once that he ate a medium rare steak...

It was Caleb's first time talking to a pretty girl.

Yeah, fuck well done eaters. Half the time if someone asks for a well done steak I just give them whichever one looks the worst and say "I think this one is more done". If they don't like it then they are welcome to take it back out to the grill and ruin it themselves. The only thing on the...

I used to have a coworker that drove me fucking nuts when we went on work travel together because I always wanted to find some cool local place and he always acted like if there's an Outback Steakhouse or an Applebee's available why would you go anywhere else? We ate at the god damn Outback in...

Yeah, definitely call your insurance and see what they say. It's not likely that you will be able to get that fixed for real at a body shop for less than the car is worth. Those guys will rarely do much of anything for under $3k and that is pretty serious damage. I would either get a new car...

I just went with 2 smaller heaters so if one flakes out at least the other one will shut off. This is the first time this has happened to me in 20 years of having an aquarium so I'm not that worried about it and frankly my tank had had the same fish in it for over 5 years so I'm actually sort...

Yeah I was thinking that he could use up what has to be significant resources in the mansion but if the doors stay locked then he's fucked pretty soon.

Saw this a couple days ago on PPV. I liked it a lot. My only question is does Caleb just starve to death after 6 months of being trapped in the mansion or is he going to escape and try to find Ava in the sequel?

Wow, 40% have 5 tanks? That's nuts. BTW, my heater stuck on and heated my tank up to 95 degrees this week. I don't know how only half of the fish died of it. Too bad you're not getting into fish by mail or I would use you to restock.

I would be all over some hot and sour doritos.

If the yolk is broken that's over hard. Over easy is flipped but with the yolk still runny.

I think this is likely to be true. If they get divorced are they still going to move? You might wind up having to work with a dude who will blame you for fucking up his marriage and his move to Germany. Seriously, there's plenty of ways to get laid without involving yourself with crazy people...

I don't think that is the definition of socialism.

I wish I could take a whole day to BBQ but for me it's pretty much going to have to be done on it's own if it's going to happen. I do ribs and shit on my BGE sometimes but it usually has to happen from like 8-11 PM and then reheat them the next day.

I don't see the need to argue semantics. All I'm saying is that there is nothing nefarious going on here. People like having pro sports franchises in their city and are willing to pay them to be there. The franchises know this and take advantage of it as most people would in their situation.

HBO has specifically said that they would be on Roku "soon" so I don't imagine it will be long.

There would be no need to restrict the voltage to be safe for apple stuff. The iphone will only draw the 1 amp it needs regardless of what the capacity of the outlet is.

Poached eggs are fantastic. I don't know why people don't eat them more often and they are easy to make. Alton Brown has a video on them that is foolproof and you can pretty much make them perfect every time. Just about my favorite breakfast is a piece of toast with a sausage patty on top of...

Not if they can get government will do it for them. Spending your own money when you don't have to is not good business and all types of businesses take incentives to locate to a certain city etc.

The pellet smokers have actual fire in them. Electric ones just heat the wood chips in a pan so they smoke. The pellet smokers work similar to the pellet stoves that people use to heat their houses I believe. Pellet smokers are probably the best combination of "real" wood smoke and "set it...

Those are awesome but I would also be terrified to fly them.

How many people are voting for it because of the alleged economic benefits though? They want their team to stay in their city and the owners know that if their current city won't pay it some other city will. Obviously some people are pissed off about it, but this "scandal" is just plain old...

I am totally into that website lately.

One thing I did to in AZ that was fun was floating the salt river. You have to forget that you are floating in a river that literally hundreds or thousands of people are peeing in and focus on the many, many girls in bikinis. Also, stay covered up as much as possible and slather on the...

Yeah, you still don't want to think to hard while you're watching, but it was fun getting to watch helicopters get shot down. They also borrowed a page from Sons of Anarchy with the 10 minute cold open which I always found weird on SoA and still do.