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You scurred as hell.

Come at me, homies. My shed is boobie-trapped.

So you sit down on that pile of shrapnel?!

@Lanx I can't imagine having all that shit in my pocket all the time.

This is very suspicious.

I would say that's the opposite of winning.

I think a Warrior could solo in EQ until level 3 or so.

@Amod This looks like a personal victory lap thread. Please rename.

I'm thinking pickup truck with space-cab, instead of a minivan. I'd likely keep the Z as well.

Show us yours, buddy!!!

Is this the suicide prevention thread?

There's always something available for that. Also, I barely drink beer these days, because I don't want to be fat.

I'm a minimalist. House key, mom's house key, mail key, storage room key and car FOB.

Rough electric passed. All drywall and mudding done last weekend/week. Primed and painted today and cut all the mounting rails for the Ikea cabinets. Whoever did the drywall work on the kitchen before me was fucking terrible. All the new and patched drywall I did looks very good. Not perfect...

5 years was my longest relationship, but it was on and off and tons of drugs were involved. I don't really think it even counts at this point. My current relationship is the 2nd longest. I've been with my current girlfriend just over 4 years. She's almost 3 months pregnant and we'll likely get...

Holy fuck. Does your corruption know no bounds?!

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just taking my Amods for a walk

New word: Whoreding - when your wife cheats on you with as many dicks as possible.

A song about my life:

Because a large portion of our community are not respectable human beings. It's what makes us...us.

I'm in. Does it have voice-activated typing? "Hotkey 1, Hotkey 5, Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5,Hotkey 5!"

Send some pics, cyber-cuck.

Yeah, I also enjoy that. Can you send some pics?

So then you should be more open-minded about liz's husband wanting to see her plowed by dough-bodied WoW raiders. Ok...maybe you're right.

Yeah, we only have one side of the story, of course. That said, there are plenty of people who totally get off on that(and on much stranger things).

One of those reasons being he gets off on it and it makes him happy.

Regular contact? She's my live-in math tutor.

RE: The threesome prank - You tell your wife you want a threesome and if she agrees, you tell her the names of the two girls you want to do it with(not including her).

I didn't say I want to fuck every chick I see, but I most definitely see a few every day I would happily give it to, were I not in a relationship. My main point is simply that it's not practical to completely cut off all communication with people you find attractive

Yes.

Awww yiss.

I never said acting on it was intercourse. Getting a number. Calling her. Meeting for drinks. Any of those would constitute acting on it and that's the point where I would feel wrong. If I avoided every chick I wanted to fuck, I would never leave my house.

Meh, I definitely don't feel guilty unless I act on it.

I had a large iced coffee w/ just cream from Dunkin Donuts today. That's about as fancy as I get with coffee.

R.I.P. (Rest in Pasta)

The game he thought he was making sure sounds cool.

Oh, it is!