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Houston is about to get a big boost. Texans name Ryan Mallett new starting quarterback Word from inside the team is he's been practicing at a Gretzky-like level.

Despicable Me 2: McDonalds Happy Meal Global Commercial 2013 - YouTube McDonalds Filet-O-Fish Commercial - YouTube Johnny Manziel Heisman Lebron James McDonalds Commercial - YouTube I'm bored now.

Yeah but Najeh Davenport is the only halfback to deuce at MJ levels.

I liked all of them. I don't like having that fucking headcase back there for even longer. Fuck.

To be fair both Brady and Manning are tied with Ben for rape arrests and charges. BTW did you guys see that Michael Jordan level drive from Matt Spaeth in the 4th quarter Sunday Night?

This is what's making Adolin a more interesting character. He's getting some nuance, I just hope he doesn't make the obvious turn to full on evil because that will make him boring again. Jasnah is a better character for this as well. Szeth will be interesting going forward, just to see how he...

Last few books are really good. If you have started latching on to things you hate though it's just time to move on. You won't stop finding things to hate, and there's literally tens of other books in the world you could move on to enjoy. Just, for the love of God, don't become one of those...

I set my nook on fire and then refused to read the written word for six months after reading the prologue of AFFC. I killed 11 hobos with beards just for looking like GRRM. I stopped having sex with my hot twin out of protest...he was relieved. I angrily tore off the crudely fashioned cardboard...

What is this, Jeopardy? You don't give the answer before the question in normal conversation.

You are forgiven.

First day on the internet?

The Ben is wrecking careers with his excellence. I feel like we should mostly just talk about him for the next few days. Roethlisbergers Six-Touchdown Game Results In Two Ravens Being Waived Did you guys know he has more TD passes the past 2 weeks than 11 teams have this season?

Keep the boring rerolled racism shtick out of our glorious fast food thread.

Why is it every time I post a badass gif of some ankle breaking goal some douchenozzle has to come in and try to shit on it by downplaying the D-men? Say nice goal and move on. No one gives a fuck who the D is, it's a fucking highlight not an in-depth breakdown of the ins and outs of the Rangers...

There was a new Halloween episode Sunday. Some funny shit, but the next episode needs to feature more of Bob and Linda.

Yeah with Taliaferro you're mostly hoping he gets a TD, he's a total vulture. With Mason and maybe Stewart(depending on the week) you might get some actual stats accumulated so they might be a safer bet. Sankey is not gonna happen, he's a fantasy bust. Doug Martin is garbage. Booby? I'd be a...

Taliaferro, then jump off a cliff...

That was a goal. Also it's good to know you are allowed to knock a goalie flat and then just lean on him until your team scores, more teams should employ that strategy. Stupid lazy Greiss... edit: Oh good, Granlund diving on him was called apparently....at some point?

Not to mention there's thousands of cases like this going on all the time for people not getting fired.

1st goal of the game, Pens 3rd line. Depthy asfuck. 2nd goal? 3rd line. Even depthier asfuck. edit: Unrelated to the undeniable depthiness of the Penguins, I really like the green Minnesota jerseys, with the cursive name. I guess it's their alternate jersey. Anyways, looks great.

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It's nice for them that all the building over the last few years is paying off. Though I have to say the Pens 3rd/4th lines are better than they've been in past years. If their defense can just stop getting cancer and having strokes the D depth won't be bad either.

Whether it was racist or not hinges on how bad their stereotypical Jamaican accents were. If they said "mon" more than 25 times that evening it was very racist and they should be ashamed of themselves.

Fry sauce....every where.

While saying that he was carefully swirling a brandy snifter full of his own farts before inhaling deeply and commenting how his recent vintage had an "oaky, somewhat earthy bouquet..."

Start him this week. Let us know how that works out come Monday.

If you a bitch...

Pretty much. At least that's what they've done in the past.

My team is not good. Even playing pretty much all the right people every week it's not helping. The wheels have completely come off this success train.

That's like a coinflip, Harvin will get more targets so I'd go with your gut. The Ben has the highest expert projections this week by a little bit, but "expert" picks have him right behind Rodgers and Brees at #4 for the week. I don't know how you can sit Rodgers for anyone not Manning...

Pens 1st line of Crosby/Kunitz/Hornqvist has 45 points through 10 games. I did not realize what a gunner Hornqvist was. He'sperfectfor playing alongside Sid. He might actually be the guy they've been looking for since...Sid was drafted. Too many guys have always been so worried about getting...

If was going to go gay, it would be for mimirswell. The rest of you can go gargle acid.

Because the list isfavoriteshows, not necessarily best. The Wire is great, obviously, but I'd much rather re-watch Deadwood.

Was at sort of divey old head Yinzer bar tonight. By the end of the anthem it was totally quiet in there and as soon as it ended was just a bunch of folks agreeing how nice it was. It really stood out.

Yeah it's the kicker and punter. Longer version you see Roethlisberger laughing his ass off and cheering and Tomlin with that stupid grin on his face.

Was he Click or Clack?

Ball came loose. Wasn't even a catch. Niners suck again. Balance is restored to the universe. Go Rams. edit: Top selling jerseys among women, by state. Romo owns Alaska. Some other weird ones are Drew Brees in Vermont, Heath Miller anywhere, Russel Wilson in New Mexico, Luck in...

Look at these two thugs on the Steelers.

Stupidly wasted 2 rolls the other day(and my summon ticket disappeared I guess somehow) and got Faris and Ophelia. I guess Faris is like a broke-ass Felneus? Meh Rolled my last 5 stones today. Got my 3rd Dean. That's super useful considering I don't use the other two.