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Heh, there are so many ways to filter people out on Facebook. I'm not about to start censoring what I post on FB just in case someone is having a difficult time. You can extrapolate that theory to basically any hardship and then you're not sharing anything on Facebook, which kind of defeats the...

My girlfriend's best friend has been trying for like two years now and then my girlfriend got pregnant after about a month of us trying. I feel bad for them.

It's not.

Pics plz.

I heard you also swallowed on your first blow job! EDIT: Jokes aside, the RNG with his arrow attack is basically what makes/breaks me in this fight. Having to roll around with his phase 2 arrow attack fucking sucks.

It's just not very popular. I agree, though. It was hilarious.

Noodle shares pics of the tools, but not the finished project.

Yeah, that's a huge red flag on tinder. Just got a new idea....Tindergarten.

Sounds like a shitty trap, if so!

Posting pics of your kids is not inherently shitty. The other things...yeah, I'd agree.

You're drunk with power!

It took me about 25 attempts on Aldrich over the last 4 days. I almost quit this motherfucker(DS3). Just beat him 10 minutes ago and almost karate-chopped my fucking cat in celebration.

Curb and IASIP are both funnier than 99.9% of the movies in this thread.

I'm guessing you're being sarcastic, but Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were awesome! Half Baked King Pin Kung Pao: Enter the Fist Those all make me laugh still. To be honest, though, most comedy movies suck dick. I'd much rather see a good stand-up.

hi, am new here from sweden.

Enjoy being cutoff before you're done ordering, faggot!

Just add "and ummmm" after each item until you're done.

Just tell her to buy some clothes for the dog and stfu.;

I've earned the Brown Medal.

Dude, I don't think this is because he is white. It's because he's a hugely popular American Olympic athlete. This is more that he's American, than that he is white, in my opinion.

Why is "white" being brought up? I have a hard time feeling bad for the guy and I'm certainly not some white-hating SJW. He's dumbass who got drunk and out of control in a known crime-ridden shithole. Then makes up some half-true story and gets his buddies in trouble. Was there a crime? Ok...

Once I determine whether it's a boy, girl or Zika-baby, we can start the polls.

Yup, that's definitely the plan. The main problem with grilling is mosquitoes, zika and a pregnant woman in the house.

Yeah, true that. I understand as much. My timeline is ideal and assumes the plumber and electrician do not need to come back. It's minor work for both of them. The rest I'm doing myself.

You want the dog to look like an idiot in spring fashion during summer?!

When we eat out at nice places, it's almost always on business dinners that I don't pay for. I don't mind waiting, since we're usually getting shit faced while we wait.

I don't see how it will take more than a month once permits are in-hand, barring any really fucked up unforeseen issues. I have water damage under some of the cabinets(which is what initially started this entire project). Once demo is done, we'll see exactly what is going on there but I should...

I like to cook, so we rarely eat out and I always make my lunches for the week. I'm amazed how much some of these people at work spend on lunches, and then aren't even putting enough in their 401k for the company match. Retards.

Yeah, I told her that the first person to know was someone on ReRolled. She said: "What is Rerolled?" That was the response I was hoping for.

Thanks. Jokes aside, we're pretty stoked. She's only had her IUD out less than 3 months. To be honest, I didn't think my sperm worked after all the damage I've done to my body.

I love buying dumb shit. My rule is: Make sure your bills and savings/retirement are covered, then buy dumb shit.

Whatup, homies. My girlfriend is about 8 weeks along as of today. Time to sell the Z. :(

So I'm on about week 3 now of getting permits for the kitchen job. I have a new appreciation for project managers/general contractors. I have electrician and plumber lined up. Bamboo flooring is stacked and acclimating in my dining room, cabinets from Ikea are delivering tomorrow(I have no clue...

This would be a deal breaker for me. Assuming you actually plan to stay married, what are you going to do when you're ready to retire and you're the only one with the funds to do so? I need someone who is on my level with that shit.

I enjoyed that story. Tyen sounds like a total beta in that story, though.

trex is going to be mad that you didn't read the post.

To preserve the sanctity of a_skeleton_03's marriage, you can send the titty pics to me.