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How rich is this girl's parents? How does this happen to someone?

Whoa, someone is crabby.

How long have you been together? I can tell you right now, keeping score on sex received vs money spent is never a good strategy. If you actually value this relationship, I recommend not bringing that up in the conversation about not having enough sex. That said, is she shooting you down when...

If I took her on an all expense paid vacation, that would mean the sex is already whatever I want. You don't pay for a vacation and then hope for results. That's setting yourself up for disappointment. Picasso's 1 bj on a week long vacation is the saddest thing I've read in a while. :(

That was pretty cool.

To be fair, if you want anything in your game you need to go play something else, seeing as you can't play Pantheon.

You can't get a sheep pregnant, so just hit it bareback, man.

Michaela was too good. She needed to temper it a bit. Her going all John Madden on them with the long-game plan was too much for Jay to handle.

Does anyone have a good picture of this new "human model"? Is there any fuzz on it?

Jew bacon:

Gay.

I HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED. COMMENCING TO HACK THE GIBSON.

@Amod WE ARE UNDER ATTACk!

You aren't allowed to rename threads? That's literally the only thing I want the mods to do.

I'm not interested in socializing with people all that much, but when forced to do so, I'm funny/charming and have to then disappoint those people in the future when I constantly make up reasons to not hang out with them ever again. I took a Facebook IQ test and I almost got 100% on it!

Maybe with our shitty technology. They can just send you in and get a new throat and brain built for you in a day, in Westworld. 50 bucks for a bigger dick.

He's still alive, so as far as I can tell, they are still unable to kill anyone. If they couldn't fuck you up, it would be lame.

He also cracked a smile when William abandoned him.

The fact that William and company run into Laurence(for the first time) right after they show MiB kill Laurence is clear evidence they are on different timelines(assuming there are not duplicate Laurences running around, which would be retarded). I'm still not on board with MiB being William...

A thousand dollars for real?

All final inspections on the kitchen passed. My blinds just came in, so that will be the finishing touch this weekend. Will post some final pics once it's done. Next up, converting my office into a baby room. /wrists

Figuratively.

Continue to eat it and tell her it's delicious. Let the resentment of this subpar lasagna brew for 5 - 7 years(assuming you're both still alive). Then when you're in the middle of an argument, let that half-decade of brewing bechamel hatred explode in a furious torrent of cooking insults.

I'm very open minded, politically. I feel I'm truly independent, as there are parts of pretty much every party that I agree and disagree with. I'm willing to give second thought to pretty much everything except religious belief.

What is homepot?

I live in Florida. I'll be under water in 30 years and didn't even get a basement to enjoy.

Wait...squinting makes you Asian. Hmmm.

She is Asian. Squint harder.

Here he is with the wife, at the beach.

Man, I would kill to have a basement. No such things in muddy SoFlo.

Thatsa me, fellatio!

I would never go home because it's Kentucky.

I'm not gonna' lie, Ultra Faggot sounds cool.

Holy shit, David(skinny wimp) is seriously the worst. If that wasn't just hilarious editing during the challenge, I don't even know what to say about that dude. He's just so pathetic looking during these challenges.

Honestly, I don't think anyone on the millennials, other than Figgy's girlfriend(I forget her name) will give a shit. As shown in the last two episodes, several millennials and gen-x are crossing over to form alliances.

That sounds great, but you also live with Tyen.

Rich people can own more than one thing.