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Mad...I couldn't be fucking happier, I am as giddy as a school girl.

Yeah and were waiting for you to die so we can finally fix it.

WR's running the wrong route, WR's dropping the ball, offensive line sucks, no running game, piss poor defense. We are always told elite QB's make their team better and drag them to playoffs and win anyways. Now the same excuses are being applied to Eli, only difference is his team is 1-6 and...

That is why no one takes you serious and disregard shit you say.

My favorite part of the Giants collapse this year comes from getting to hear the media and Giants fans all make excuses for Eli that weren't valid excuses for Romo suddenly become valid.

So Jay Ratliff who was so injured he couldn't play for the Cowboys now suddenly is healthy and looking for another team, thank you Jay Ratliff for giving Jerry back all his money he paid you and the salary cap space that is going to be cleared up when his contract is found null and void due to...

Are you kidding, Freeman landed in the perfect spot for the Bears.

LOL This is fun to watch.

They should put a team in OK and SA, football would flourish on those cities, even when they suck.

Have you even watched Brees play? That dude is standing back there on his tippy toes and his kneck/head always tilted up, you can clearly see no one would ever stand like that unless they were trying to see over someones head.

This game is not only mind blowingly fucking boring but its dangerously close to fucking up my fantasy football teams that are playing for a jersey and football.

Great work sir, only missing the pitcher of Kool-aid in his hand!

Until he tries to bait a defensive player for a late hit and he decides fuck it and ends RGKnee's career.

The deaths come in three's right? JERRY JONES IS NEXT!

God damnit I wish I read that before I posted

He needs a glass pitcher with kool-aid and a shopped wall to burst through and it end with an "OH YEAH!"

I wish I had a GIF Watch Washington Redskins vs. Dallas Cowboys [10/13/2013] - NFL.com 2nd video, Joeseph Randle got stopped at the 1 and Travis Frederick straight up pushed him and the Redskins into the end zone, was an impressive feat of strength imo.

Sure 2 picks, 1 hail mary with no time left before halftime that means jack shit. I bet even with Cutler out for 6-8 weeks Romo will have less picks than Cutler at the end of the year. So remember when you were clinging to that record as the only thing Cutler had that was better than Romo, how...

Looks like someones vagina hurts.

Do you blame the refs for rape?

Actually Quaid did make the argument that we couldn't know her mental state and her feelings and that it was possible that was indeed a rape, but he couldn't be certain. Oh and if she had been drinking then she couldn't possibly give consent.

If it makes you feel better we do that in the football thread with you.

You have emotionally raped Ron Washington, how do you live with yourself.

That would be nice except that shit was fucking said repeatedly by Quaid, that being intoxicated meant you could not consent and that is what we were having an argument over so try to keep up. No one is talking about having sex with someone who is passed out, we are talking about someone who is...

There is a slight difference between that and someone trying to get out of their bill.

/SMH

Is this where you try to pretend you were just trolling now?

This is probably the best you have ever trolled before, I can't tell if you are serious or not....

I was going to reverse the female and male age difference and make it a school teacher but I didn't want the thread to be spammed with all the pictures of south park meme "NICE"

Quaid please respond to rather or not getting drunk and fucking all the 15 year old little girls I want is legal or illegal because I could not consent to sex according to you because I was drunk.

Look here you fucking dumb ass, that law is talking about a MEDICAL CONDITION that is physical or mental. Not fucking drinking alcohol.

You mean I can't invite underage females to my house, get drunk and fuck all the 15 year olds I want and use alcohol as a loop hole to statutory rape?

You need a fucking source that proves drinking alcohol is not a fucking mental or physical condition??? Are you really this fucking stupid? Man I am going to apply for handicapped parking because I drink alcohol on occasion and according to some stupid fucking idiot on the internet that is a...

Consuming alcohol is not considered a mental or physical condition.

Except no that is not the law. Here is a nice hypothetical that proves your thoughts are fucking stupid. 28 year old male teacher has 15 year old female student at his house, 28 year old male gets drunk and fucks sober 15 year old female. Claims he was raped, it wasn't statutory rape because...

The driver, Donte Stallworth served 24 of those 30 days.

30 days in jail if it happens in Florida.

So lets use the parameters given by Quaid in a hypothetical. 1 woman and 1 man go out for drinks and both end up drunk take a taxi back to her place. Both parties drink even more once at her place, normal sex occurs, no force, no pressure. Morning comes man leaves after hug and a kiss and a...

LOL