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    Woodworking

    After drying outside for 3 years, these came out remarkably straight for giving zero shits about grain or the part of wood that it is and just slabbing the whole fucking log. This one is 19x56 and over 2 inches thick rough. Gonna make an excellent coffee table for someone
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    Woodworking

    Think I found my first nightstand tabletop. It's 17"x25" and off by about 1/8" over the length of the piece. But 25" is bigger than I need it to be, so I'm gonna be able to remove that extra bit and it'll be perfect. Ironically, it's one of the pieces the mill completely fucked up and was an...
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    Depression

    Negative thoughts is being sad. Depression is absence of feelings.
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    Pets

    You're not wrong, but it doesn't stop you from hating yourself for it in quiet moments.
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    Pets

    Yeah, that was the sign it was time to go for my dog too. In one weekend, I woke up to a lake of puke, then the next day a lake of shit, then the final day a lake of piss, and it was just obvious that it was time to put something on the schedule. The dog was so ashamed too. She knew she wasn't...
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    Depression

    Hopefully not from the ceiling fan!
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    Woodworking

    Yeah well, craftsman doesn't make a track saw. And my job site is my garage 99% of the time.
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    Woodworking

    Kreg $400 - 10% off coupon on their website. Makita $460 on Amazon DeWalt looks like $600 to get cordless - meh. Festool looks like $600-$800 Or there's this Wen one on Amazon for $200 or the kit. I obviously know the DeWalt/Makita names, but I've never heard of any of these brands. I can...
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    Woodworking

    I don't think there's such a thing as an electric generator, by definition. That's just a battery, bro
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    Woodworking

    Wouldn't be for that. Just for getting me a square edge TO rip boards with.
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    Woodworking

    I had this impression that a track saw was that always mounted vertically contraption so you could cut 4x8 sheets with the shit. Apparently you just buy $100 worth of track and use your circular saw. Maybe I'll go that route, because I'm always doing stupid shit like buying sheets of ply and...
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    Woodworking

    No. That sounds like it takes up even more room than a jointer! This is the kinda shit I'm working with (I know, been awhile since we talked about this project...working nights fucked up my whole life for a year). A 1/2in endmill bit sped this process up A LOT. Some of this stuff is gonna be...
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    Woodworking

    I don't want to buy a jointer. I don't really have room for a full size one in the garage, and I don't really wanna fuck with a tabletop one. I also don't know how much use I'd get out of it beyond this walnut project. But I have these live edge slabs that I wanna turn some into dimensional...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You want these. Menards has them for $6, and you get an 11% rebate on them 10 months out of the year.
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    Dental Problems

    How come my jimmies can't be rustled in the grown up forum?
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    DOOM: The Dark Ages

    I keep telling you guys, Doom 2 on steam with all the patches and upgrades they've done to it over the years still holds up. And there's new official campaigns to play. The music in Sigil is fucking ridiculous. And it doesn't cost $70
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    Depression

    Easier to start that OnlyFans now! But, no, in all seriousness, you not having that job anymore will help you move on too. I was married for 18 years, and I spent 20 years at the same job. My situation was a little bit different, because I also had 2 buddies who worked at that job die after I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dapper
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm 6'3", still got divorced!
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    DOOM: The Dark Ages

    Doom was just too early for that. We played Doom on Dwango and some other shit back in the day, both in co-op and death match, but the death match shit didn't really take off until Quake, when decent Internet was a little more common.
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    Dating

    I just start lowering her expectations from the minute we start talking about sex. Telling her things like I'm gonna give her the best 30 seconds of her life, and "it's only 6 inches, but it smells like a foot." That way she can't be disappointed!
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    Depression

    Ah, I can see how that came off weird. I should say that content is the goal. Happiness shouldn't be a goal. I'd say no one is entitled to happiness. Perhaps why the founding fathers phrased it as "the pursuit of happiness." Chase it all you want, but it's not a right. You can be content with...
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    Depression

    I don't smile, ever. I also feel like I'm one of the more perpetually depressed people on the planet. I gave up hope on happiness a long time ago. Fuck happiness. Happiness ain't the goal. Content. That's a far better word for what I am. Content. Things can suck, that's fine. You're...
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    Depression

    I am having a hard time imagining some tits that someone wouldn't like. At the end of the day, they're tits, and some tits are better than no tits. The biggest problem you have is just lack of self worth or image. I've got things I don't like about myself, but I don't obsess over them. I spend...
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    DOOM: The Dark Ages

    Get with the times. None of that Mick Gordon djent shit.
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    Depression

    So is being smart enough not to put your tits on a 3rd rate message board on the internet. Do you have any idea how fucking rare that is, @Koushirou ?
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    Depression

    You can do better than just being Mist!
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    Depression

    Rough day? Here's what you do. Pick something and make it a little bit better today Do that every day, and look back in a year and go "whoa, holy shit, I'm not even the same person I was." Every day I want to wake up, walk the dog, count my calories, work 8-10 hours, get home, walk the dog...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This may as well have been written by me. It's super frustrating being the only one putting any effort into a relationship because you wanted it to succeed. I should have been married for like 70-80 fucking years, but no matter how hard you try, you can't make someone get help for shit they...
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    Dating

    The older I get the more I think the worst part of dating is the shit that just didn't work out. First gal I dated after my divorce was named Rose. Our personalities clicked harder than anyone I've ever met. We had such a fun time, our sex drives were in the same level, the banter and jokes...
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    DOOM: The Dark Ages

    I dunno why you guys keep typoing that 016 behind Doom 2. Must be some weird macro.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think to some extent, it's some kind of PTSD. So, for a long while in my current relationship, there were things I did not want to talk to her about because I "knew" how she'd react, and I didn't want to deal with it. How did I "know?" Well, I was basing it off the reactions I got the last...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Well, bad news.
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    Highlander

    It's hard to believe if you've only seen up to Highlander 2, but yes Highlander is another one of those franchises which seems like it should be an instant cash printing franchise, but it just ended up too campy and retarded after trying to figure out exactly what it is
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    Luxury Brand Knock-Offs

    Who the fuck wears a watch
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    The Metal Thread

    I don't remember what exact order I did concerts in, but I had been to 4 or 5 or so before I saw Slayer live. I remember thinking "ah, right about here should put me far enough back so I can watch the show without being in the pit" Then Disciple started and the pit opened up around me.
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    The Metal Thread

    I have 3 disturbed albums. That's when I noticed they're all exactly the same.
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    Wills and Estate Planning....

    That's not true. I think @Furry is around there too.
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    Dental Problems

    I feel like that's the only game dentists have going. You get some fat titties rubbing against you for 15 minutes in exchange for them robbing you blind. I'll pass.
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    Board Games

    Very few classes in FH feel fun. Banner Spear? Assuming you're in a big party and can get allies, sure Boneshaper? Assume you have someone to tank the hits so your skeletons don't instadie? Sure. Geminate? No. Blinkblade - yes. Deathwalker - not really Drifter. Weee! Move 4 attack 4 oh shit I...