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Holy shit the end got me

DeS, DS1, DS2, DS3, Elden Ring (Bloodborne too) are games that I'll be playing occasionally for probably the next 40 years until my frail hands can't hold controllers anymore. Masterpiece collection.

Ok yeah I guess if your DM gives out +3 items like candy then silly shit can happen. Cool!

Well I was curious about joot's campaign, I'm not at all under the delusion that BG3 didn't throw in a hoard of ridiculous items that don't technically exist in 5e. And for instance, bg3 is giving that person 9AC for Mirror Image. That is not at all how Mirror Image works. In short, BG3 will...

You're going to have to elaborate on how you got 33-34 AC in 5e. Even 27 is a big ask from my experience.

Can't get the post quoted for some reason, but @mkopec and others pining for Larian's AP system from Divinity, don't forget their system had its own replenishable resource you had to manage and/or game. Source points or whatever. No different from D&D resting IMO. Your best stuff is gated...

We just need to make our own game company. With blackjack. And hookers.

Also playing Blasphemous 2 after playing and beating the first one (ending B). Great games. There have been some seriously good 2d metroidvania games lately. Hollow Knight 2 is coming soon and Crowsworn looks great too.

Dodge or die on trash mobs sucks balls dude

People keep saying the bones of a good game are in there, but I’m not even sure of that anymore. Think about the monster catalogue for a minute. How many fucking annoying shit-ass monsters with stupid as fuck bullshit abilities are there in this game? I can think of over a dozen without trying...

You're on an internet forum full of faggots, inevitably that time will be spent as this post shows!

If the story purpose of WoR is to reunite with your compatriots before taking on the big bad faggot, then it could obviously appear this way. But there are many factors that differ between the two games, optionality being a primary one. I'm not sure I agree with your assessment.

Joined a webinar at work regarding reporting/data systems and such. At the end, the presenters thanked everyone and this was their final slide: Fucking faggots.

Lol start living in the real world. Ok. Their future where all the military is female is a fucking fantasy. Any civilization that continually puts their women in danger will cease to exist. Pure fucking fantasy.

I played the first 35 minutes or so and wasn't feeling it (granted, got some RL stuff that's knockin' around in my head so that had an effect), and refunded. I'll likely approach it again at some point in the future, but that opening was just a huge bunch of meh. I think they should have opened...

This was certainly my experience with my father. We were VHS-rewind and trash-take-out labor.

There's an Abraham Simpson joke in here somewhere.

what a bunch of fucking faggots

This makes me think of Green Lantern. Pretty true.

Why did they need this? They got DiMaggio back for Bender.

Spear is definitely the worst weapon by far, from my experience. Bow and Shield were my MVPs, Sword/Fist/Gun were mid.

Whatever you want man

Director of Live Service Development is a diversity hire, imagine my shock. Every fucking time. Useless shit that is unneeded is added simply to allow diversity hires to be brought in to diversify the company. THAT's why this game is always online horseshit. So they can hire diversity people to...

My renewal date is november, so I just bought another year at the current (moderately high but still somewhat reasonable) $60 price, but come Nov of 2024 I likely won't ever renew again if the price stays higher than $60. -edit- It's super fucking irritating that you have to have that Essential...

The concept of paying $20-30 extra to be allowed to play a game 3-7 days early needs to fucking die a horrible death. Hopefully one that involves the originators of this atrocious idea being flayed alive and fed to wild dogs. Every single one of you who pays for that shit is a terrible person...

Not to just shit on you, but TBH this is pretty basic bitch. Yeah, you juxtaposed some basic assumptions, ok. This isn't interesting any more than an orc wizard or halfling barbarian is interesting. Why was he a sorcerer? What was it about his personality and/or fighting style that made him...

Death by butterface succubus, interesting choice.

Are the new voices any good? Honestly if whoever they pick isn’t able to match Justin 90-95% I think it’ll take me out of it too much.

The game is chock full of respec items, I'm not sure any of this applies

Such a good game.

Nah that sounds exactly like how I would have played it, other than possibly having defined a stop condition for the trap.

Out of curiosity, how did their cloud the trap? Was it magical? I'm not familiar with the spell, but I'm having a hard time imagining how a wisp of smoke would trigger a mechanical trap. If it was magical, how was it set up such that they would trigger it in that form?

Yeah I guess it's only weird timing for a healthy game. For D4 it makes some sense.

Fucking yawn Also, it's what, one month into Season of the Tumor? Two months to go? That seems like a weird time to release the trailer for the next bullshit thing.

She's being cast as the female Joker, right? Right? God damn that mouth, fuckin' freaky

I appreciate that guy's autism.

Corrects someone on their/there. Proceeds to type "pist." Can't explain that. Well, other than "misc is for faggots."

Phinigel Autropos would be offended, D4 is MUCH more retarded than he.

Yeah Fire Emblem definitely took SF's model and iterated on it, but SF was around first, I consider it to be the genre defining game.

Shining Force 1 and 2 are two of the best games ever made, shame on you for missing them. Get on it, scrub. I'll be interested to hear who your MVPs are for them. They had some hilarious discrepancies between different characters of the same "class."