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Black people love fighting games

They should have made the run time 4 hours just to see if they could get away with it.

"Did they have to name the mechs something so phallic? I feel oppressed." That about right for feedback to submit sunday?

15 minutes later the internal heat from the sword makes the new tree burst into flames roasting another generation of night elves. Win-win.

They should double the bonuses of Volcanic tiles worked by cities, but have them have a chance of blowing up and wrecking tiles/cities later in the game. Play some lava-chicken.

Finally finished playing every race in Gaia Project. Lantids can go fly a kite. Had to wait all this time for the board/victory tile set up to be conducive to even competing with them :D Half the end-game scoring tiles read "no u lantids."

Gave this game another try after the Diablo Immortal announcement, liking it enough that I just bought a new Graphics Card so that the fucking spell spam stops killing my shitter comp.

You captured a Varian! >>Assign to slave fight pits to level up. >>Rename slave?

Surviving Edged Weapons is great.

Better be Future Tech weather control/earthquake doomsday machine tech so we can conquer gaea's bitch ass. Also, we've been looking beyond borders the entirety of Civ's existence. Domination is the only good victory condition, so we've been removing borders for decades now...

And you've gotta go Classic to make that twitch strum moneys.

New player retention strategy.

R14 grind is going to suck even harder in the era of twitch streamers. Now you've not just got neckbeards in the 12+ hour a day pool, but people who actually do that shit for a living.

As god intended.

Inb4 they manage to convince themselves to make Diablo 4 De-Emphasize Loot. "Judging by how high Paragon Level many of our players reached, we believe grinding Paragon levels to be the more engaging gameplay element."

Don't worry, they'll bring him back in Avengers 4.

You're paying for 10 booster packs, I believe.

Honestly I prefer the 1-attack/1-move/all the passives shit. When I'm playing ARPGs it's to mow through things like a grain combine. Spin-to-win baby.

Yeah, have had two friends come back to the game this expansion and quit while doing 60-80. Despite having free boosts available to use because they bought BFA :D

Yeah, Keyforge. Was pretty fun to play in the prerelease. Definitely not a game I'd ever want to touch competitively though, since it encourages some pretty degenerate behavior if you take it seriously. Feels a bit like playing Battle-Box in Magic. Didn't lose any games at the prerelease...

Kind of off-topic, but thanks Richard Garfield.

As a teacher, fuck yes summer. Now watch their definition of summer be "first day of PLAN in august."

Be shit, get lit (on fire). Saving them only helps them to believe they're not shit, and doesn't let them know they need to modify their behavior.

But if Sam and his friends are all angry at once on twitter because orange-man-article#347, that's not a herd manipulated by bad actors tho. THAT is totally real, righteous anger. Totally.

They're all busy taking classes to learn how to make mobile games.

Obviously it'll come out in 2022 to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of Diablo 3! It'll be the best selling Dating Simulator of all time.

I wouldn't be surprised if D4 has been scrapped/reworked multiple times. Same shit happened with D3. Especially with big changes in the roster at blizzard, that shit's ripe for "changes in direction." They're also watching other ARPGs lean more heavily into build/system complexity and be...

Something new for Season 16? Triple Treasure Goblins?!?!

I wonder how many versions of D4 will have been scrapped and rebuilt by the time it launches in 2025.

Maybe they'll throw d4 beta onto your account if you commit to a 4 year wow sub this time.

Don't worry, he's working on VR experiences now! Maybe he'll release something on the Oculus Grift.

There's still a few baby boomers not retired yet. They have to wait for their target demographic to reach maximum joblessness before hookin em.

Ganking is just god's way of punishing people for being too slow at leveling.

Full frontal nudity. Swing that barbarian caber.

Obviously that's why they hired all the MMO people to work on it, it's not going to be a classic ARPG.

Finished up getting my allied races and alts to cap in WoW, so was looking at trying this out again. Is that new "road to whatever" bonus for new accounts, or for new characters? Haven't played since the lead up to Heavensward, so probably just going to roll a new character.

I just assume they'll line it up with the 25th launch anniversary. Maybe a Beta Version for bug-catching before that?

The fire was a distraction, you're supposed to be behind the shop loading the RDR2 boxes into the getaway wagon ya idjit.

Obviously best choice would be to have a Vanilla Server, a TBC Server, and a WOTLK server, and allow transfers forward at max level on the previous server. Make blizzard that money.