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Should create an RRP-style lockout for him called Friendzone, and it only has access to the PGT, so he"s surrounded by hot chicks he"ll never fuck.

Ah, the old work and jerk.

Age her 5 years. At least, if the technology is available, I"m not sure if they have it in your area.

The Tortoise and Hare fable doesn"t apply to all areas of life.

What is "wearing sunglasses inside", Alex?

Enjoy your stay in the friend zone. Alternately, she"s at weird hippie levels of free and open, in which case, double bag it.

I can"t fucking stand people who hold one on one conversations, especially stuff like setting up a possible date, on public facebook. And from my experience, no worthwhile woman does it.

I actually replaced my wallet condom with a wallet kimono because I never wanted to be caught unprepared.

By far the worst thing about a chick losing weight is the sad boobies effect

28-30 D"s is different than 34-36 D"s. But yes, that"s a nice body type imo~

Do you prefer potbelly?

Don"t forget spare tire

FTFY, you had a quick bout of dyslexia

Meh. I"d do you if I were having a dry month. But yes, what Tenks says about your main profile pic is correct, that"s the most important thing about an online dating profile. Especially if you"re trying to get anything higher than a 5.

Just tell them you were standing your ground

They still feel lame compared to (most) real tits. And out of ~8 sets of fake that I"ve seen and felt, 1 qualifies as the good ones you"re talking about. Clearly from this anecdotal evidence I can conclude that fake ones suck!

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Yeah, I was going to suggest Asperger"s as a constant fallback excuse is weak as well.

Do some easy/light activity before the dinner. Like mini golf. Or vigorous sex.

I can"t tell if you really have an 80 IQ, or if you"re trolling.

Classic pretty-boy.

Sit next to her? Avoid booths, go with a small square table where you can sit one corner away from her instead of across.

New moms are fine, just don"t get too attached because they are almost certainly looking for a gravy train of some sort.

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And yet, simply ponying up the pics would earn him some internet respect. Probably not from Keg, but it would definitely do him a lot better than continuing this ridiculous merry-go-round he"s on. You have become better at dodging the issue! (32798723)

That"s the joke. I too was cracking up at the files have been charged line. Mostly because I have an old PC, and I have to charge its files every week or so

I didn"t :/

If she"s sleeping with 3-5 OTHER men regularly, how is she anything but a whore?

Synonymous.

Or morbid curiosity

I"d say nothing, but some chicks get all weird about that. Depends on what type they are, if they"re a one-at-a-time type, they"ll assume you"re only seeing them even before any of that shit is talked about. If they find out you were dating around, and even sleeping around, that"s rarely good.

This sums it up!

Haha ok now the misspelling of his name is funny again!

I"m aware he"s a bit of a legend around here, but I don"t think I ever saw any of his stuff firsthand. Here"s the thing though... it"s likely in his case more of a habit thing than anything. Lately I"ve been the same way actually, I"ve had almost as many one-nighters this year as I"ve had...

Maintaining sexual attraction with your long-term partner is not a given, it has to be worked for. There will always be highs and lows (lulls!) but the lows can be mitigated quite a bit if the partner is aware that it"s something that has to be maintained. As long as both partners are aware that...

That"s hardly a universal. I"m sure for some couples, the better choice would be a familiar third party, and for other couples, an unknown third party.

Haha this thread rules! I"m pretty sure several of you are just failing on the simple point of knowing wtf people are talking about in here. The ability to have multiple orgasms and sex drive are two completely different subjects. I could elaborate but I"m tired and want to pass out. Good...

No she"s not.

The "dating scene" is nothing more than the line of boys and girls at opposite sides of the room at a middle school dance. Ideally you pair up and get the fuck out on your own asap. The shitty part is spending too much time sifting through the garbage before you find one worth dating more than once.

I wouldn"t want to get too sciency in here, for fear of people wielding torches and pitchforks, but no, masturbating does not actually accomplish the same thing as sex. It shares something in common, but no, sorry.