Tried the new Wendy's Classic Chicken Sandwich, it tastes like the other Wendy's Chicken Sandwich.. At least they are giving them out for free right now. They are totally worth the price of $0.00 but not worth the $5-6 normal price.
Even if he did qualify it wouldn't matter since he wouldn't be around to accept his new status as asshat.
You could give a postmortem honorary asshat award to all the fallen asshats though.
If it was Kegs idea and there is enough evidence of it being true on Suinegs end. If that is the case then why did you make this thread in the first place?