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Rain fucking. This was our honeymoon, after all. It's true we didn't fuck the day of the wedding before it started raining, but she did blow me in the bridal room right after the vows before the reception.

AI doesn't know about adams apples?

Square jaws aren't bad. But look at the eyes. You better make sure you keep the crazy fucked out of her.

It actually is supposed to be a good omen. Your union will bring prosperity to the crops, etc etc. Or maybe that's what they tell brides who have rainy wedding days to keep them from freaking out. When I got married it rained and broke a drought that had been causing forest fires. We took...

That's my understanding. Originally he didn't have that warning. The tangle didn't bother me. I didn't feel compelled to try to make sense of it. I think it's because I could tell he wasn't giving us enough information. I was also probably helped by the fact that I was listening. If I...

I stopped at that point too for about a week. Never stopped thinking about it.

Fuck, it was probably what made the deal. Jerrah had no intention of sighing him, then during the game he found out about the trespassing and sprained his arm signing him before he heard the full details.

@Izo didn't you once teLL us that after your time in prison, the smeLL of mayonnaise gets you hard?

Being @'d in an email. You already sent me a goddamn email, why the fuck is it even an option to @ someone? That just makes a little marker appear in a totally different place that I have to go look at because it doesn't go away just from reading the email. Apparently its real important that...

aww hes so playful!

cunt is one of my wife's favorite words. I told her, hey, if you like the word cunt, you're gunna love this show. I've also started calling people champ a lot.

Don't worry champ, he meant we call the OK ones amod.

Better yet, get one of every donut they have so the office sampler has to fuck up every single donut.

Into the woodchipper with you. Right between the pedos and the furfags

In his defense, people did blame it on carl. But people also think carl jerked off a crab for a quest.

I had the same question when I started. I don't think its spoilery to say I just finished book 6. So far 2 books have had 2 levels, the other 4 have had 1. The author has said he plans on 10 books. So either the number of books will change, the floors will start going quicker, or we're not...

That's all I can ask for

If anyone wants to take a run at that goth dude, I'll be your wingman and keep blondie occupied.

I had to listen to the cowboy game on the radio. But I got a good laugh out of the cowboy announcers talking about the bad pass rush. Literally on one play they were like 'And Wilson again has all day back there oh theres a sack' I'm starting to wonder if people even fucking know what a pass...