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I remember the days when the only trim level was with or without CD player. Well fuck you buddy, I just bought that adapter that is a cassette tape that plugs into my portable cd player, checkmate!

Maybe give your throat a rest and use the fucking machine on your ass?

Well I guess Lumi definitely isn't getting Lurk's stuff

The most luck I've had on buying puts was catching a stock that has had no good news and is hitting a historic resistance level. You can either get in there or if you miss the first rejection, catch it on the first dead cat bounce. I usually did weeklies and sold within a couple days. I'm...

And that's always the tricky part. Stocks usually fill the gap, the one thing people can't reliably predict is when it fills

Volatility is going to be a big driver for the options price. If it has another big move up, buying during or very soon after the spike is your best bet.

We went over this in the politics thread today too. The difference between a .41 and .10 expense ratio over a 30 year investment at 10k a year 6% annual return is 17k versus 67k in fees on a total investment of 900k https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/investing/mutual-fund-calculator

Or you could over lay that pie chart over this

Screw saving HItler, I'd go back to the Ides of March

Another +1 for muddie buddies. I don't buy them because they're crack cocaine, will destroy the bag in one sitting.

There's only one answer

You're talking to Rajaah, not only is he going to play it, he's going to find 13 different ways to play it.

Either Brad lives happily ever after or we get fresh material for the divorce thread

Ask them for recommendations for a new bank

He died of a stroke from typing LMAO in caps too much. Yelling in script can be stressful.

For more Chris hot takes, feel free to stop by the Ukraine thread for bangers like: Oil just comes out of the ground! Fucking steam engines, how do they work!? I'm afraid you're not quite winning fast enough! And that treaty doesn't count, I only signed it under duress!

Unacceptable sauce splatter on the edge of the plate 2/10 would not bang

I caught some of the storms in the morning driving and flying out of Florida only to land into one in Boston.

I bet we can find the word kissable in your search history

The volume for NVDA for example is still pretty high even at these levels, so clearly there's enough buyers even if some are cashing out.

My lawyers have advised me not to answer this question

So you're saying Smed is worse than the Clintons?

That's an insult to potatoes sir. Potatoes can at least make fries and vodka

Brotato's beta branch was just updated with their 1.0 release. Bunch of new taters, weapons, and items. Supposed to be officially released on 6/23, but I got vacation coming up so I'll just wait for the full release.