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Oh and I guess it needs to be shrunk down a little.

How about this? Unfortunately it will only work on people with the default theme.

Taco Bell's logo is going the wrong direction. The latest one is downright unappetizing. When I see it, I think it's an abandoned taco bell with a faded sign that no one bothered to take down.

aint no motherfucking meat at fry's.

What the fuck? How high were you dude? For $7.50 a piece at an electronics store, you must have been cooking a couple of mouse pads with gel.

You also say it as someone who didn't catch the original context. I was going to reply with some ilhan omar quotes.

Goddam autocorrect. That was supposed to be LICK not like. My phone clearly doesn't know how depraved I am. Yet. And now I've forgotten what I came here to say. It was a thought I actually had in the shower last night.

I'm hoping that his podcast will bring people to the site. Because of the name, it will most likely be people who were searching for a religious podcast. When I was searching for his, initially the only thing I found was Fires from Heaven. I only read the synopsis, but I'm pretty sure any of...

allright then, tired of standing on his tiptoes to kiss her. Tired of her hiding shit from him on the top shelf. Tired of her giving him a boost to get into her truck. Tired of her picking him up and carrying him to the bedroom. Tired of her jokes about him going up on her.

The prison is MAGA country?

At least that one might actually be a pit. You can tell because the damage it did didn't take 2 staples and a bandage around a couple fingers.

I don't even know who that is. Google Image search say's he's a canadien soccer player named jonathan grant. Oh wait, there he is at the bottom of the page. Sean Taylor. That's cold. Both by you and google.

WTF "dude", why are you doxxing me?

I tried cereal with water once. Took me once to realize it was 100x better dry. Wtf is wrong with you?

I just learned that sand tiger sharks eat their siblings inside their mother's womb. That's metal as fuck.

We know it was a pit bull because if it wasn't, the headline would have been, "Border Collie heroically saves 6 yr old from black neighbor."

They're good boys, they just need some structure and the Cowboys are better than anyone at giving that structure! So what if one or 2 are failed experiments. Look at all the people we successfully helped. My theory is that when the redskins sign you, you just lose the will to fight.

I'm going to count that as getting the last word on a subject.

Naw son, if the dicks are all rotated 90 degrees the balls won't touch. If her asshole is up so the dudes can all fuck down, balls won't even touch strange shaft. Course, in that position the dudes faces are like inches away from each other. But no balls are touching so it's straight as...

Of course you'd say that. You don't want to believe your team is jinxed.

He was fine until he became a redskin. I mean, not counting the trouble for whipping his kid.

I thought for sure blondie was going to get arrested for stealing the car.