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I'd rape Cate Blanchett in that costume/makeup...

I thought astronomy was the zodiac signs or whatever that people did their horoscopes and shit with... why is this thread all about space?

Only douchebags double-knot their shoes.

Doesn't Disney murder everyone every year?

Am poor, love gambling. Can confirm.

Yeah I think by far the most important thing in league (from bronze through pros) is being on the same page with your team (smurfs obviously excepted since it doesn't really matter what your team is thinking if you're smurfing way down).

You act like the employees at gamestop are master salesmen or businessmen. The qualification for getting a job there is a willingness to make minimum wage and an obsession with video games... I'm sure the people who actually know how to do customer service style jobs that happen to work there...

He asked how often the third film in a series was the best and I gave examples.

Matrix, Aliens, Terminator, Rocky, Rambo... should I continue?

Lol xerath bug or hack been active for hours and riot still hasn't disabled him, fantastic. Not even going to risk any more games until they do something about it. He sits in base using his q and gets farm and hits multiple champions each time. Like 20 posts on the league forums, multiple...

I'm just kind of floating around for the time being, trying to save up some money so I can start learning pvp more and eventually start a pk guild is what i'm currently leaning towards. Probably end up based in red zones since I don't think you can succeed in black zones without zerg numbers.

I'll give you 50 silver for every badger you kill with a tactical nuke.

Mods have said in the game it can take up to 30 days to get referral code bonuses.

I never did get any takers on that. Such a waste.

You say that as if you're confident that lawmakers would never (and haven't in the past) pass such ridiculous laws... Putting it in front of the fucking people for a vote is going a little bit beyond "raising awareness".

You had better luck with your hellgate than i've had with the first 2 i've done. Not sure i'm going to bother continuing to do them with random pugs cause it's just not fun at all. First one I did I was healing for a 4man group who were guilded, could barely keep up with healing them so I...

"Masturbatory emissions must be stored for the wife to use for conception at a later time." Da fuck? That's just asking for some crazy bitches to take all the saved up semen of rich guys and get preggo for that sweet sweet child support money. Also, how the fuck can you fine someone for...

Obviously I don't know what they pay for anything and i'm not trying to defend them as a good company or something, that was just a made-up statistic for the hypothetical. I just think it's absurd that someone should expect to be able to sign up for 1 month for 22.95 and instantly get every...

Lets play hypothetical: They pay $40 per copy of a game they get. 22.95 lets you get 2 games per month so that's about 11.50 per game. That means they need to get 4 months of subs per copy of a game they get just to break even. You are mad about a game not available 3 months after it came...

So you want to pay 20 bucks a month and play every game the day it releases and expect them to have enough copies in stock to make it happen.... sounds like a good way for a business to not be a business any more.

Netflix movies/shows have pretty much all been good that i've seen (I don't watch hour tv show stuff but the movies and anime stuff, yes).

Imagine the VR cybersex to get loot/whatever form of currency the game uses!

I do that to people too sometimes. It's great when they start speeding up as they see you holding the door.

Not playing one game through the steam version doesn't mean people don't have steam to be able to play it... I don't play path of exile through steam but I definitely have steam and would if it became mandatory...

I liked the upside down text and the ponies. I thought my computer broke at first with the upside down text one lol. Was trying to figure out wtf could have possibly happened then it hit me.

The ponies told me my desktop needed to be 20% cooler =(

Wait... are you guys talkin about that smokin hot blonde when you say chubby?

TOO SOON!

I'm disappointed, I thought the pants were going to be crotch-inflatable to catch the eye of stewerdesses.

Some dentists probably also happen to be oral surgeons or whatever and can thus do both/everything. I know the one place I went down in Florida when I had to get a cracked tooth pulled they did everything and anything you needed right there.

Just went 1/0/12 on Blitz with #1 kill participation on my team and got a freaking A+ instead of an S to get my last level 7 token.. meanwhile 3 other people on my team all got S with multiple deaths/less participation/etc... >_< Yeah I don't think LoL or Dota have the staying power to become...

Hey, now, Stargate: Atlantis was great.

Honestly Sony is probably hoping that the couple movies in the MCU will erase bad memories of the last few spiderman shitshows just in time for them to rape the benefits with their solo movies.

Not to re-tread an old topic (ok lol I can't help myself) but that girl must have like 30 years of experience to be able to realize she won the fight instead of jumping on her with a flurry of hammer punches to the head.

I had several +3s when I was playing and I never had anywhere near a billion silver which is why I threw in the price change qualifier. Only went for a +4 once and blew it up. +3s or Tri accessories really aren't that hard to get, I feel like people have always vastly overexaggerated that...

I foresee her having 3 kids with him and them living happily ever after.

Why would you lie to a fat ugly virgin? You don't think he has enough self esteem issues, he needs people to treat him like he's an idiot too?

Uhh, I feel like unless prices have dramatically increased, you could use that billion in your bank and get +4 of all the outfits.

Dude just because you want to fuck every tranny you see doesn't mean this is a good video game.

Patriots gonna snag him up for dirt cheap and get him a ring.