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On that calculator, you enter it exactly like I wrote it without parenthesis.

For the record, the numb hand is nothing like being jerked off by a stranger.

Yeah changing your number is kind of a last resort but it might be what he has to do. You change your number and it affects everyone else you know too. Unless you were smart enough to have a hooker phone. But I think that question was already asked and the answer was no. Block her and her...

You need to remove the temptation. No, I don't mean kill her. I mean block the number so you don't see any more messages from her. Or does she even have a constant number?

Yes, immediately. I can't even get the light to turn off. I did. The generic description for it is a fault in the computer. The dealership told me it's a catchall fault code for anything that goes wrong in the computer. In this case they did diagnostics and the problem is the timer. Time...

I don't even know what smooth motion is. But I have noticed on some TVs that shit looks weird. I thought it was just higher definition. I guess I need to look it up now.

This past weekend I saw the best thing ever. At least, it's the best thing I've seen all year. I was driving down a country road and saw an old dude jogging with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. Real jogging too, not just some smoker running from the scene of a crime. Like, he had a...

For real Johnny, what happened? How are you rationalizing this? Maybe you're just bangin hoors till the test and will stop after that once the wife actually puts out.

(1.456*5280+300)/5280 But I'm done (for now) extolling the virtues of imperial units. Both sides have their heels dug in, there's no sense in bickering. I only answered this because it was a direct question with a relatively simply answer.

I predict clark gets oil blood and becomes the new commander. The secret for how to do it is probably in the commander's journal. But I disagree about Luna. As soon as I saw her I envisioned her and clark scissoring. How long ago were the nukes dropped again? Cause that seems like a long...

Isn't that your usual date with smack whores Bragon? I know that's what I do with them every single time.

My gums start bleeding a week before my dental appt. They did the same thing last time and I think the time before. The hygeniest tells me my gums are bleeding too much and i need to floss. I tell her I do floss, but they started bleeding a week ago for no reason I can see. No change in my...

Took my truck to the dealership for a check engine light. The code said it was a fault in the computer and only dealerships can reprogram the computers. Service Advisor calls me back and says it's basically a timer that has expired and threw the fault code. It's not affecting performance or...

I think the man in the mask is jay too, or at least the same actor. But is it possible the purpose of the mask is because he has some powers that are activated by speaking? For instance, earlier in the thread someone mentioned a speedster who had to recite the speed formula.

You can get that look temporarily without surgery. I'm talking things like spraying them with water or getting them cold. They look like they've been sprayed in that picture. Might be some movie makeup tricks they can use too.

Looking at it that way there's no difference. The conversions are a non factor because they don't have to be done in your head. Don't give me that bullshit about memorizing conversion rates. You should have leanred at your first job that life is an open book test and you can use any...

"Walked" is not the imperial equivalent to the metric "landed".

She's like twice his target age.

You continue to misunderstand (is it on purpose). I mock the necessity of doing that calculation in your head. Not mocking some random theoretical math question at all. Metric is not superior to people who grew with and understand imperial measurements. I know how long feet and inches are...

Big difference between doing a calculation and having to do a calculation in your head. I'm an engineer. Engineer >> chemist when it comes to math. Out of curiosity, what math is required for chemistry? It's an honest question, not trying to imply chemists don't use math. Just in the...

Didn't realize Zeke was gay. I heard there was another openly gay dude in the draft this year but didn't remember his name. Hopefully he's not a bust like sams.

I'm an episode behind but I guess it doesn't matter since we're not talking a lot about the show. I wanna know 2 things though. 1. How did the pilgrim get kylo ren jedi powers? Is that technology or is she magic? 2. Is rip always this much of a dumbass in the comic books? If they don't...

I thought they activated it with vibrations. Maybe those vibrations mimiced the natural frequency of inhumans. Or maybe I'm doing some The Flash crossover fiction in my head.

I don't understand any of this. What's the bakken? What's a greaser? Why would the job provide access to dick and not drugs?

You lead an interesting life my friend that you need to do calculations about how fast a feather falls on the moon in your head. And by interesting I mean probably not interesting. It's OK if you're bad at math dude. Just say so and I'll agree metric is better for you.

Rustles my jimmies when people jerk off in the bathroom and don't clean up after themselves. I can handle a little urine on the seat, but there are lines and they have been crossed.

You're giving up on her just like everyone in her life. Everyone except Johnny.

Will they try to say hyperdrive technology has advanced to allow this/

See? That's what I'm saying. The only argument anyone seems to have is that it's easier. When you can math good it's already easy enough. When did romans stop using roman numerals? Not familiar with the history on that.

Disappointed his 6k post didn't include dindu or cuck

Cheap way for johnny to find out. Also, I said community college. Of course they have classes on meth cooking. Why does no one seem to realize I said community college?

I don't know if you know this, but the manager schtick is an old sales tactic called passing off. That manager isn't a manager. The salesmen act like managers for each other. I'm pretty sure they all have manager in their title these days. Floor manager, sales manager, finance manager, etc...

Community college. If you can't do math, then fuck it, don't do math. Community colleges generally have a variety of classes available that she might find interesting. You don't need math as a pre-req for art history, or diesel mechanic, or whatever. I'm not thinking she'll get a degree in...

As bad as he is, I would propose that he should never ever have to use spoiler tags ever. Even if it's shit he's seen any spoilers he's likely to give will be shit that didn't really happen. This forum needs crazy tags. If we had that I'd say every one of his posts should automatically use them.

Bought a car last night and had a number of jimmy rustles all centered around the salesman being a dumbass. This was a used car, but it was from a big dealership, not one of those used car lots. The car was as-is no warranty, but there were things not working that the dealership had just...

Metric is more efficient for people bad at math.

Mallory was the real story this episode.

lol when did the definition of spoiler get changed to include the fever dreams of a lunatic?

Sending her to college would be (or could be) that dramatic thing. Look man, he cares for this girl. It may not work, but fuckit, community college aint that expensive, so it's worth a shot. That's why I added the caveats that he pay for it directly and that she keeps her grades up. That way...

This was probably your point, but the article says NASA has been using the metric system since 1990. I don't think we've done anything but crash into the moon since then. Definitely no manned landings.