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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Train wreck; 7. Johnny49 Straight out of Merriam-Webster.
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    The Video Thread

    I gotta give her props, that was a nice punch.
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    League Of Legends

    Promo series last night, first pick on my team goes yasuo mid. Builds straight ap and feeds all game (was 1/7 at 13 minutes, zero communication with team).... lich bane + zhonyas + cooldown boots... He was in promos to silver from bronze 1 so i'm assuming he was intentionally trolling to stay...
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    The suicide thread

    Yeah I didn't mean you'd die from overdosing so much as I meant that you'd probably end up dead if you spent a week tripping balls wandering through the wilderness. That sounds extremely similar to the experience I had on my biggest dose of dxm tho. I was out for a good 10 hours and only...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    If Batman ended up in the Marvel Universe would he know how to use the Infinity Gauntlet?
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    The suicide thread

    Yeah it'd be interesting to just wander off into the woods with a pound of mushrooms. Especially if you didn't end up dead (I guess it wouldn't really be suicide then... but you'd probably end up dead).
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Yea, they should just make everything in the game buyable for 1 splinter and watch their profits skyrocket. Oh, wait...
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    MMA Thread

    Inb4 he goes War Machine to her Christie Mack and finalizes once and for all that women can't beat up men.
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    Summer 2015 Anime Thread

    Anyone got some recommendations for some good animes to watch? I prefer ones that are either complete already or at least have a few seasons out since I hate waiting in between each episode (I usually like to watch 5+ episodes a day). Just finished Steins;Gate, was awesome. Others I liked...
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    The suicide thread

    Yup, I'm an organ donor. Some lucky chick (hopefully if my parts are entering another person it's a chick) is going to have my organs all up in her before 2045 most likely.
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Or the fucking butterflies.....
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    League Of Legends

    Lulz, first game in promo series, about 28 minutes.... kayle did 3500 damage and went 1/9... tryndamere did 5800 and went 0/13/2. RIP promos.
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    League Of Legends

    I'm in cleveland, gonna see what my new ping is now. Should be awesome. Was anywhere from 90-150 before. Yeah 30-40 now, noice.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I liked Fantastic Four..... heheh no I didn't.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    But he does crossfit wods (workout of day???)!
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Let's not get too excited yet. With Reggie Wayne on the team the scandal this year is going to be how we only beat the Colts 52-10 because Reggie gave us inside info on all their plays and used his buddies from his time with the Colts to sabotage them.
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    No, but according to some "people" on this board, I condone rape. I use quotes on people because it doesn't feel right to lump Column into such a category.
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Personally I think the amount of rape that supposedly goes on in prisons is vastly exaggerated. But I agree it's hilarious the things people say they wish should happen (Yeah! Enjoy getting fucked in the ass, pedo!) while they're also probably against torture and waterboarding etc. cause...
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    We lost on the one I did with the SG on my spiderman =/. The later boss fights (especially the bird like the muspel boss, sister of magma or w/e it is) constantly end up with invisible aoe zones for me which is kind of frustrating too since i'll get 1-shot 5 times in a row (once and then 4...
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    I don't know if it is or not but Limbo definitely needs to be behind the cosmic trial wall.
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    As long as they only coddle the retards on the forums and keep them out of mooching zones where they clock in at 0.05% damage dealt to boss mobs you shouldn't let it bother you much =). Hell, I managed to beat the trial on spiderman and I still didn't stick with him because I felt like I wasn't...
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    New Progression Server confirmed

    Wat? Literally everything i've seen said about Apok has been them responding to you doing exactly what you are accusing them of doing. BTW, if you keep using "straw man" with such frequency, people might start to think you're a moon bat.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I'm impressed. You made it 5 whole pages since posting that same exact picture in response to me. I think you even used the same response about me not being able to rape anything but a burrito/taco. I'd +net you but my skinny arms can't mange the clicks to do so.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Watch out guys, if we keep defending Cosby then Column and Khalid might get a few of their buddies together and all come forward with eerily similar stories about how we raped and sexually harassed them 30 years ago. Gloria plziwanttobefamous Allred has to finish up with her current case tho.
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    Attack on Titan (Live Action Movie)

    I personally watch all my anime subtitled because I absolutely hate every dub i've ever tried to watch in the past so I don't even bother any more (except DBZ, I like the dub better on that one but I haven't watched DBZ in years and years and years).
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    40 Superhero Movies in the Next 6 Years/Superhero Movie Bubble?

    To be fair, every single new movie that comes out in a series can't break records, otherwise once you hit the Avengers 4/5/6 they'd be looking at making 10billion domestic or it flopped cuz records.
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    wait wait wait.... you blame your wife for not blowing you after all those times it's been in the various holes on various junky whores? Thank you, i'm glad i'm not the only person who understood J49's joke there.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    You responded to A Moon Bat... Never respond to A Moon Bat.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Don't boo him. He just has no interest in a whore who isn't all smacked up.
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    Weird Dream Sharing

    Yeah. If you like having crazy vivid dreams, go to sleep with a nicotine patch on. I take no responsibility for any harm that may come to anyone who tries this is an unsafe manner or non-smokers who end up getting addicted etc. etc.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    BREAKING NEWS GUYS. PEOPLE DON'T COME OUT AND TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR INVOLVEMENT WITH ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. I sure as shit don't go into my job interviews and tell the managers I used to sell coke for a couple months or that I was smoking an eighth every 2 days for about 5 years straight...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    I lol'd when I got to the part in the article where they referred to Rousey as "the actress"...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Maclin has been getting injured constantly for the last few years... Desean isn't bad but he's very overrated IMO, and I still lol at him dropping the ball before he got in the endzone.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    So Cosby admitted to slipping the three half pills of benedryl into her drink? He told her it was aspirin cause she said she had a headache? He crushed it up and blew it in her face? Like I said I didn't read that shit cause I don't care enough to but if all he said was "I gave her some...
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Well, I left out the we had sex part. So if a chick comes over and willingly gets drunk with me and we end up having sex then would it be rape? If not, then how is it any different if the chick comes over and takes some benedryl (or xanax or oxys/roxys or klonapin or molly or whatever else)...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    If a chick comes over to my house and we drink a bottle of wine did I rape her?
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Yes. Much more staggering than comments of "Cosby would have had this girl killed if she came forward 20 years ago" preceded by the statement "let's be real" are much less appalling than all those terrible misogynistic shitlord comments. How dare anyone not hop on the bandwagon that Cosby was...
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    The Video Thread

    I find it kind of bothersome that these retards seem to be having a good time for the first two explosions, like it's some cool 4th of july firework display.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Heheh. I'm surprised Brady played in the first game at all, honestly. At least you can smile about him going 1-4 or 1-5 whatever it was. I didn't get to watch the game cause I don't get NFL network but I don't know why all the headlines on the nfl site were saying G was struggling when I...
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Got a gem of the kursed tonight, rolled it to decentish stats, tried the trial two more times and still couldn't quite finish it. I gotta figure out how i'm gonna fix my spirit issues in boss fights, I lose tons of time just standing there using my basic attack while I regen spirit back up...