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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    Obviously the next step is to take this to the professional level. See all the links in this thread to the Medieval fighting stuff. Hell, i'm tempted to give it a shot myself, I think it'd be crazy fun.
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    They drew him as a 60 year old asian guy...
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Did a boatload of grinding today (poopsocked hard), no good loot drops. Legendary is level 4 now, 250m to 5. Have 3 hela blessings now and way of the brigand runeword til I can get the last 2 loki runes I need for god of mischief. Found a taskmaster guide to fighting or whatever while I was...
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    New Progression Server confirmed

    You sure like to call people names a lot for someone who keeps crying about being personally attacked as a form of deflecting your "rain of truth"...
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    New Progression Server confirmed

    After reading some of flux's posts i'm going to assume this is a rhetorical question.
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm gonna take Geno's side on this one... 1. Why the fuck is some dipshit buying Geno's plane ticket? Geno can't figure out how to purchase airfare? 2. Why the fuck is some dipshit acting like he's a bookie and Geno owes him 50 grand and has been ducking him for weeks and missed several...
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    To be fair, it would only take one or two retards being retards and paying the price for it before people might decide that advantage wasn't actually worth it after all.
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Yeah I got to 60 the other day now i'm trying to grind out some better gear and whatnot. Got a core for my costume finally tonight (a bad one but oh well, just has invuln for 2s) and put 4 damage mods on it. Found a Parker weapon tonight too so I could replace my Horizon Lab one (since i'm 95%...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    New Progression Server confirmed

    I'm eagerly awaiting some rage from flux or stories of Apok rage.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    Lol. Tito: "They offered the fight!" Cyborg: "They offered the fight! It's true!" Lawyer: "I've had multiple converstaions with the UFC..." no mention of the fight actually being offered. Too many hits to the head, I think.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Deadpool (2016)

    Stuff like this is a million times more entertaining to me than some guy cursing every 4th word like he was a 13 year old who thinks it makes him cool.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    So... I didn't read large chunks of this thread and i'm not going to go back and read the entire thing, but do you have that disease that lets you cum repeatedly or something? Cause I can't even imagine squeezing out 3 loads and you busted 6 up in her before you even pulled out? Edit...
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Correct. Riding the bus in south Florida sucked because I constantly (like 10+ times a year) had guys trying to pick me up and in my 5-day homeless stint had one of the other homeless guys telling me he knew people who would "pay top dollar for someone like you". Maybe one day i'll decide I...
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    INSTEAD OF SMOKING TOBACCO HE SMOKES POOP. He's happy because he's not paying $7+ a day for that shit (lol pun).
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    wat.............? In case you're serious, that's the case in the top right, right above the disk and booklet.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Picked spiderman as my free unlock. Then I read the forums and apparently he's not very good according to popular opinion heh. Got human torch and thor so far from random boxes. Without buying storage boxes for the next couple weeks, should I even bother picking up crafting items and...
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Speaking of the GP rework... I played him a few times and I just absolutely do not like the barrels. I think i'm just going to play him like I did before the rework and pretend that all they did was remove his passive damage/speed boost E and replaced it with nothing. Kind of sucks because his...
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    I'm assuming genetic testing can still determine if a man is a man even after hrt/surgery/etc.? If so, i'd say Ronda should probably push for said testing on Cyborg before they fight cause like I said before, Brazil has a lot of trannies (and Cyborg is one of them). I'm not sure if I want to...
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't think Packers make the Superbowl. I'm gonna say they don't make the championship game either.
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Right, cause you've seen me play the game and know that my mechanics are shit and my game knowledge is shit and I play like a one armed fat guy with keilbasa fingers. Who said it was a bad thing? All i'm wondering is why you guys are throwing such a hissy-fit over something that has literally...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    No way, normals are a waste of time, you'll never get good like that! You have to flash-flay 1700 times to get the hang of it. You definitely can't practice ali combos or kallista hopping in normals. Jeez, every other MOBA on the market has a sandbox mode with 0 cooldowns etc. for practicing...
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Where did I say that? No elements that require a sandbox where you can spend hours spamming the same fucking thing 80000 times that's for sure.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm glad you chose #2 and not #1... cause that spot is occupied by the Patriots.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I like that you're trying to compare a game with 4 moves per hero and 2 summoner spells to fighting games that have 10+ hit combos that are only doable in a certain order because only some punches/kicks/moves lead in to other punches/kicks/moves and the rest break the combo and let your opponent...
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    So.... why exactly can't you guys practice all this "crazy mechanical requiring" shit that you want a sandbox for... in a bot game?
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Alright sweet, i'll check a few of those guys out. I had 2 moves stolen/borrowed on rogue and when I tried to take a 3rd it told me I couldn't without erasing one of the others (had 1 stolen from enemy and 1 from ghost rider, tried a 2nd borrow when I got the message to delete one). Not a...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Junkies will steal to get their fix. You heard it here first, folks.
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    So I just downloaded this tonight to try it out. Picked Hawkeye first and got him to 10... before I use my first unlock on him, is he decent or considered trashy? I played Rogue a bit afterwards and she seemed wierd (why does she have 15 different ability steal/borrow moves if you can only...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You mean the team with more "performance enhancing" members than the Tour de France? I'm still waiting for the asterisk on 2013 Seadderall's win. Oh wait, they're good cause it's not the Patriots.
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So you're argument is that Brady got the rule changed in 2006 and then never talked to the guy who would be deflating his balls and then the story breaks and he starts handing them autographed material as condolences cause they had to be shitcanned now. Tell me again why it took 8 years for...
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So he got the rule changed in 2006 so that 8 years later in 2014 he could bring this guy into his private room and set up an elaborate plan to deflate all their balls so that they would be able to beat the Colts in the AFC championship? Wait, maybe these guys were deflating balls for him for 8...
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Well, IDOlive in Ohio now... Maybe I can go complain about my tooth to get the vicodin scrip.
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm still waiting for actual proof that Brady cheated.
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Maybe has something to do with the fact that if you fumble the ball in NE you're riding the bench for 5 games, too. Nah, nevermind, i'm sure that has nothing to do with it. DIRTY CHEATERS WITH FLAT BALLS.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Top Box Office movie on your birthday

    OH GOD THE EVUL PEEPLZ GOTS MY INFOZ!
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Aren't you the guy who just argued that no other team has ever done shady stuff in the previous few pages, acting like the only dynasty to ever pull any shenanigans are the Patriots and thus they shouldn't be mentioned without *****'s everywhere? Sounds like jealousy to me... or maybe just...
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Top Box Office movie on your birthday

    The #1 movie on *my birthday* was: Rambo: First Blood Part II My song was... The #1 song on *my birthday* was: Everything She Wants by Wham! Hmm... I can live with this.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Watch out, dude. You're now officially a Boston homer who never watches football according to 95% of the jealous morons in this thread.