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I'm curious as to what you guys would consider "seeking help". Being arrested and sent to a mental ward because you tell someone you're thinking about killing yourself? Being forced to talk to people whose idea of helping is insisting that you're an idiot for not realizing how awesome your...

I don't know why I insist on clicking every single spoiler regardless of the warnings (even fedor posts).

Mom wins by default since I don't have a sister/gf/wife. Guess i'm stuck moving to Kentucky. Would you rather date a passable and hot tranny or a disgustingly ugly chick?

Martellus Bennet or Delanie Walker?

Stopped reading, lol.

Oh I agree it's stupid to do it in your house or some shit so your family walks in on it. I don't understand why people think it's so wrong to have an assisted suicide place or something tho or why they refuse to let someone die if they try to commit suicide and happen to be found before fully...

The real question is if someone tries to blow their head off then why do doctors insist on saving them and keeping them alive as a vegetable... seems like a dick move to stop someone from dying when they're trying to die... Quick, this guy hated his life and tried to blow his head off, let's...

Needs 10 hour loopage.

Shrug, you guys wouldn't have a problem with some douchebag repeatedly trying to fuck your girl just because you're not married? Note, I have no problem with him trying, but after the third time she said no, orange should get a fuckin hint instead of still trying to creep (especially since he...

The silence stacks when you get hit by multiple crows tho... (unless they changed that too at some point recently).

Are you guys upset because you're like orange and can't leave a girl alone when she says she wants to stay with her current boyfriend instead of hook up with you?

Fear was the most annoying skill in the game so you can hate me all you want but i'm still glad!

If orange was as much of a player as he seems to think he is it'd be fine and I find it hard to respect any guy who would call/text hundreds of times overnight while dude is sleeping. Then again, I don't really respect anybody who uses facebook that much.

Yay no more 4 second fear followed by massive crow silences followed by another 4 second fear!

You were seeming to imply that dual spork is the only problem with MF. At least in open beta when I was playing my dual spork, there were multiple other builds that could get to the same level of IIQ/IIR. Pretty sure all of those builds are still viable except for my dual spork, so don't...

Are you implying that dual spork totem was the only build that could use IIQ/IIR in PoE? Guess how many deaths and hours I had on my dual spork char to get her to level 82. Oh wait, it's only broken if someone is using a build you don't like. Everyone should be forced to use the crit...

Right, because you choose not to play an MF character then it's wrong for the people who do. Go cry more about how you can't find any items and the game is broken because of it.

Meanwhile he spent 10000000x as much on himself and his toys (like the Porsche he died in). You can't try and make it out like he's some champion for mankind who dedicated his life to helping everybody, especially when most rich people use that shit to avoid paying taxes anyways.

I feel safer already!

Why do people always think that if a rich person gives $10,000 of their $50,000,000,000 to charity they are somehow a saint who deserves to be worshipped and such a better person than a poor person who gives $100 of their $500 to the same charity? I also like how you say it makes Astro...

Define finding something useful in PoE on a MF build. Like I said, my MF spork build found countless uniques that builds actually used (and thus people actually wanted, as opposed to the 100 legendaries/sets that were nothing but brimstone fodder on D3) along with several of the top end items...

No clue but i've given at least 30 people food poisoning. That's what the fuckers get for coming in and ordering 17 seconds before we close.

Which ones don't use it? I don't consider "ok if you can powergrind 2billion exp(or however much paragon 100 is) we'll give you free magic find" getting rid of it... Last I remember from Torchlight 2 they had it, PoE has it, D3 has it, D2 had it, I don't count borderlands and I didn't play...

The stadium fills up fairly nice when they're playing the Patriots. Can't really expect a full stadium when it's two horrible teams tho.

Maybe. Every single loot based arpg uses it, tho, so might as well learn to deal with it.

I crafted maybe the 7th (it was literally 3 tiers total below the mirror service helm, 2 tiers on int and 1 tier on one of the ES rolls) best ES helmet in the game when I was playing with 3 exalteds, 1 regal, and maybe 100 alterations... As far as finding loot, it's the same as every single...

Hey acid, how many times did you get arrested for drinking a beer at your house or somewhere when you were 16? None? Oh, so you mean it's the same as smoking pot etc. all day long in that you don't get in trouble unless you're a retard about it? How long do you think bars would stay open...

People wonder why America is hitting the shitter. This is a perfect fucking example. Yes, you 'can' have a child before 15. I bet you'd do a fucking stellar job raising it too just like all the other shitheads who force their parents to raise x many more children. Also, everyone knows if you...

No way, the party favor noise maker thing that you blow is godlike.

Secretly smart though because who would ever guess it would be something so stupid? That'd be like trying to guess someone's password and trying 'password'.

Ya you're right. Lets both build teams, i'll take Tebow you take Geno Smith. Sutekh - Dan Marino of course.

I'll give Tannehill the 2nd best dolphin player...

Why you keep dating girls with twins? Waiting for their daughters to hit puberty?

Fuck you, Tom Brady is the best QB in the NFL. 777th post makes it true. Suck it.

Yeah cause every other time someone does something like this on 4chan it cleans the site right up, lol.

Surprise Party Fiddlesticks is the best fiddle tho. 2/2 on toxic teams today now, this one having a feeding lissandra jungle last pick, a toxic riven and a feeding caitlyn adc. Combined with the 4/4 toxic troll teams I had yesterday, i'm on a fuckin roll.

Just ran in to the most toxic player i've seen in over 15000 games of MOBA style between HoN DoTA and LoL. I really hope Riot actually bans people heh.

Probably be hard to argue that he lit the fire intending to kill someone besides himself (if he even intended to kill himself in the first place instead of just crying for attention). I don't know what the law requires for murder charges vs manslaughter but wouldn't it be kind of similar to...