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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Everybody dies bro, I just want to make it to the end of my fantasy football season to see if I can get the win. I was hoping to go out a bit more manly than death by gum disease tho =/
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    Look around the internet and you can find plenty of 14 year olds who could easily pass for 16 year olds, pedo man.
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    I'm using antiseptic mouthwash (I could use some peroxide tho instead) and started taking some antibiotics today, yes. Just wasn't sure if that would only be a very temporary solution or not.
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    There are but you have to jump through like 17 hoops along with having medicaid to even get anywhere near the places (which I don't have).
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    So I woke up this morning with a big ole swollen bump on my bottom gum near my wisdom tooth/molar (both of which have needed to be removed for a while). Pretty sure it's an infection because it's not a canker sore. Thing is, I don't have $600+ to just go hand a dentist at the moment to get the...
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    So you'd still be willing to break your hips fucking 14 year olds if it was illegal, then?
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Yes, you're arguing that saying there is a low barrier of entry is equal to stating that everybody is pro material.
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Pretty sure Bo Jackson turned down his initial opportunity in the NFL to play MLB because the team who drafted him fucked him, but he did not play both sports professionally at the same time. Not sure on Deion Sanders. Just like Michael Jordan played NBA and MLB but he didn't do them at the...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    That way you'd have more money to take little kids to Linkin Park concerts in hopes of sex, amirite?
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    I'm out of meth because I had to pay my bills this month, I don't have my parents doing it for me.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I think people have already touched on the problem. It's a bunch of kids (even if they might be adults) getting a taste of how the real world works and they're crying because now they have to follow rules to keep making their money.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Would've been epic if that guy ended up getting the pick 6 instead of dropping it.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Gaige.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    Right, you didn't compare them. Instead you just threw out the total posts on flames to try and back up your argument. Or maybe you just decided to throw the number out for no reason at all.
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    He says after he compares the total posts on a 7 year old forum to the total posts on an 11 month old forum. Keep trying, pedo.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    Who knew that most teenage girls would not, actually, fuck some 40 year old whose parents buy them everything. Also, there is a difference between finding someone attractive and actually being willing to fuck them at the drop of a hat.
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    So are you implying the MLB, NHL or NFL wouldn't have an issue with their stars playing all 3 sports simultaneously?
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    That's because while I might sometimes express myself poorly or have opinions that almost nobody agrees with, i'm not a complete fucking moron.
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Amazing Spider-Man 2

    Natalie Portman made the Star Wars prequels tolerable for me just cause pretty girl to look at. I also think Tobey did a great job as Spiderman and fuck you haters, the first 2 were good movies and the 3rd mostly sucked because they ruined Venom for me and black spiderman was gay.
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I didn't realize you need 100+ rune pages to play ranked, maybe that's why i'm silver 1 instead of diamond 1.
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Fantasy Football 2013 Advice Thread

    Belitricks work tho.
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    For another few months 'til you dump her for the next chick with twins who is interested, amirite?
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Confirmed mad that his "best QB ever" is trash and has proven it this year.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    I thought people weren't kids any more once they hit 16?
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Right, because Riot is out scouring the internet for people who make fan-art so they can steal it. The players definitely don't submit skin ideas because they want to use it in the game even if they have to pay for it.
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    No, they still do today (I know because the last place I worked at had the entire front of house staffed by 16-18 year old girls). I like how Gaige keeps adding Netflix as a bill, that $7.99 a month adds up yo.
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    But your parents only buy you shit that's outside of your income capabilities... hahaha
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Indy games are cheap because they have to be, they aren't in a position to make fortunes...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    The plot thickens as now we find out his "bills" that he pays out of his own pocket and all on his own consist of his internet. Edit: Lol I just read he started college in '97 while living with his parents til 2010 and he still doesn't have his bachelors. My lord, I almost feel bad for...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    Soooo, I hate to do this but do we need to delve deeper and consider the possibility that Gaige is the way he is because of his parents or do his parents just feel bad for him because he is the way he is?
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Amazing Spider-Man 2

    Only thing I liked about the first one was Emma Stone, will probably be the only thing I like in this one too.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    How old are you that you have your parents paying your car payments and buying you xboxes so you can impress the junior high-school girlies? Edit: Do your parents know that you're in to little girls?
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    Does Gaige secretly like 14 year old girls because, like him, their parents pay for all their stuff?
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Breath through my mouth cause I don't want to smell the stink on your breath.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Sounds to me like all you're trying to do is say gamers are somehow special in regards to being angry about rules enforced by their boss (unless you're going to argue that the people who said Riot is the one paying them are, in fact, not paying them).
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    You think professionals in any other game/sport didn't get mad when rules/contracts first started getting implemented? Edit: News flash, every person gets mad when they have to follow new rules.
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Sounds to me like Arbitrary is just being the troll he always is, honestly.