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Lock them in their room with no windows from the outside every night before bed to make sure they're not getting in to trouble/sneaking out? Put one of those shock collars on everybodies kids so that they get zapped if they try to cross your property line? I'm not at all trying to say that...

How is that trolling? Do you even read what I post or just respond like that to everything? Are you trying to say it's harder to win a 4v5 where someone is gone from the get go than it is to win a 4v5 when it's due to someone losing bad and rage quitting? Are you implying team comps have no...

To be fair, a lot of it depends on team comp and they happened to have a nice 4man team. Also, they didn't have a trist who went 0/7 in 10 minutes and THEN quit, which also makes it easier than other times.

Might help explain how you get promotions when you're getting paired with plat players and in silver and why you don't see the shits that some of us get to deal with. Back when the game first came out I was approx 1700-1850 mmr/elo based on who I was matching up with and there were way less...

I'll record all my games tomorrow and probably get a few nice examples that you can watch firsthand.

When did I say let anyone do whatever they want up to and including the government? I said there is already a separate thread for that shit so go cry about it there and I said that all governments kill people all the time. Death sentences, spy shit (i'm sure some of it goes down), war...

I'd let someone do that but define a few games. I've never once tried to say I only get teams of trolls or that they're always on my team. Out of 25 games, though, i'd say 10 have trolls/leavers on my team, 10 have it on the other team and the other 5 games are troll-free games which could be...

Oh no, the government is killing people? That's not something that all governments do on a daily basis or anything...

Get your fucking NSA shit out of this thread. Nobody here cares about you guys and your fears that the NSA has records of all the beastiality and gay porn you've watched over the years or the stupid shit you've posted online and how it's so terrible. Judging from the general responses of the...

Shrug, maybe it's just me having the wrong idea of ranked but my sense of entitlement is more a sense of I feel like I belong in a ladder with people of a similar skill level where I can get teams of a similar skill level and have decent games instead of the shitfests that I get a lot of the...

Wait wait, one of the zimzam's is gonna write this? Sign me up.

I'm confused, was that supposed to be an insult about my looks? I'm not interested in fat chicks, anyways.

Yeah, they just started doing it. They haven't been doing it for years and years just like everybody else, they're teh fuckin good guys news crews.

But it's not a glaring problem, it only happens once in 50 games or more! /sarcasm

Oh, so your game theory wins games for your team but any time I get a win i'm trash being carried by my team etc. Also funny how you jump on me for being in bronze and saying I consider myself gold when you're in the same boat as me. I must get my wins by being carried, unlike you who just...

That shit is a waste of robitussin. Real men drink 2 or 3 bottles of extra strength, rip a bong a couple times and then sit back and enjoy the ride.

Aren't you the guy who is losing to intermediate bots?

What? I usually build tear, boots 1, catalyst, rod, sorc shoes/glacial shroud, manamune in that order and then frozen heart or something else depending on what I need at that point. Yeah the archangel might do more damage, i'm not sure how much the ap bonus would actually end up giving you...

Except you aren't taking it in context with the other posts on the subject i've made (where I already said most of my games are pretty well warded and I don't need to buy more than 1 or maybe 2). If my team is doing a good job of warding, however, then i'm not going to spend all my gold on more...

Look at the zimmerman shit and then apply that to the vast majority of every criminal case ever.

Oh, I bet you're another one of those guys who wards where wards aren't needed just so you can claim "lol 20 wards per game and i play adc". On the other hand, I feel special that someone who rarely posts outside of sports took his time to come to the LoL thread, skim through, pick up on...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/N...m_Manipulation I lose... I think?

When the fuck did I say I don't buy wards, or are you just some random cocksucker who decided to hop on the shit-talking train to try and gain popularity points? Edit: @Mures Yeah i've just been sticking with manamune since it's what is on the builds instead of archmage. I'm not so sure...

It's ok, you guys must have missed the part where I clarify that in your blind rages.

If I said ganking I didn't mean it as being ganked in my lane so much as I meant she was running around the map killing everybody, most of that took place mid and bottom tho where I was trying to help the team and, surprisingly enough, where she was killing me (and my entire team).

You keep mentioning how it's not impossible to come back from 0/3, or even an 0/6 combined like that. What you aren't calculating in to the equation is the fact that most of the time (at least in bronze) these players end up 0/3 not because of close calls/etc but because there is usually a...

Would be nice if white people didn't have to be worried about being charged with a felony "hate-crime" any time something happens involving somebody who isn't white. You didn't hire that thug wannabe, who had his underwear fully showing because his pants are so low and he can't count to 20, to...

More like they should fear because they made the real criminals mad. Racism is the only thing that gets all the little shits prosecuted tho while whitey rapes their soul.

Good thing they sentenced him to 1000 years on top of his entire life. Keep his ghost in it's place, can't have it going and haunting people.

Except in the case of species' evolving (and then being successful, breeding and spreading) it's a bit more complex than winning the lottery or bingo.

No I had only t3 runes, techinically not "selling" them but I combined all the ones that nobody really uses and ended up getting about 7 usable ones. Tell me what you guys think a top can do when at 7 minutes in to the game you have an 0/3 akali mid, an udyr who is 0/3 and died to their mid...

2h mace all the way, altho to be fair the build that I saw the guy was using a basically max-geared version. I believe there is an onslaught version of the build too tho on the forums.

The 20 kill game with fiddlesticks I was playing support for the first 20 minutes, and it was also a 4v5. Kind of hard to carry that and I still almost did. The game with yorick is probably the one where I had a 1/9/1 akali and 3/9/2 udyr, which happened to already be over at 15 minutes in...

Of course over enough games it will balance out. That doesn't mean that "ELO Hell" aka being stuck in the bronze shitfest for a few hundred games due to other players never happens. It doesn't help the situation, i'm sure, when there is some hidden elo/mmr/goodness stat that goes in to the...

I thought if you died while going to get your things back, the things from your first death disappeared and you'd only be able to loot things from your most recent death?

Ground slam is map viable melee. Popular build that I was basing my guy on is the Lawnmower Man build (I didn't get to maps etc with him yet but the guy who did the build has videos of him doing maps all over youtube etc.).

Enjoy your 20 dollar PIZZA FOR WOMEN ON THE RAG.

That's how life on Earth is explained... by some people. How is his idea any more shit than the idea that over billions of years things like that have happened thousands upon thousands of times resulting in the evolution from single cell bacteria (where did those come from again?) to all the...

Go buy a 9 sided di and roll it 50 times. Come back and post the results of how many rolls you got of 1-4, and how many of 5-9. It would have to be 4/9ths and 5/9ths because you have 4 chances and 5 chances, amirite? Then come up with a way to incorporate these di rolls into a system that has...

Was going to type up a whole long response about probability and odds etc but deleted it because you're either a moron or a troll. That's like saying if you buy more lotto tickets than someone else, you'll win more than them.