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You just don't like her because she's black.

Make the accounting easy, open up another checking account and pay everything child related out of that. Did you get one more farewell fuck out of her? Just to show the only hard feelings were in your pants? Yeah i know, I fucking hate that ohnoes guy too, and I've never even been divorced.

So are you looking for prank ideas?

Most women are.

Why would you say that? Was it supposed to be a human soul in the case in pulp fiction? i don't recall them ever saying anything like that. And I had such high hopes for the season. I was even planning to buy the cherlene CD. But it turned out cheryl can only ruin awesome songs. I hope...

breakfast Do you believe in mirages?

None of my own. I think someone once broke their hand punching me. Why do we keep electing douchebags to represent us?

It is wrong. I'm fucking addicted to coke and I won't drink one out of those machines. Every one I've ever tried tasted like something else was in it. Usually lemon. Every restraunt in the world needs to figure out what sonic does to their coke and copy it.

The point is, they are also more effective at defending people.

You should have texted her back you understood and thought she was cool and respected her for being grown up enough to realize all that. And hey, does she wanna fuck now? No strings attached, can just be 2 friends having fun helping each other out.

Most of you are fucking retarded. Skribble, just find another chick to fuck, and continue being cordial with the girl in your class. Try to make sure the next one is not in your class. Also, are you male of female? I don't think you ever said.

I've never used sharepoint, but the fucking name rustled my jimmies the first time I heard it. For all I know, I'd love it if it was called Fuck Everyone.

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Like my all time favorite comedian (Ron Shock) said, once you've seen one set of tits, you pretty much wanna see them all.

Is there a picture of that in the freedom screenshots thread?

I understand. Just PM it to me. Thanks

I understand. Just PM it to me. Thanks

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Holy Shit. bagdad bob gunna bagdad bob.

He heard about it on the news at the same time we did.

Wasn't that from mad tv? Post pics of her.

Never had a girlfriend with a roomate other than some that had daughters. So, no but I sure wanted to once. That bitch was so fucked up she probably would have been cool with it, but I only ever saw pictures of the daughter, never got to meet her. At what point in the transition process is...

Never had a girlfriend with a roomate other than some that had daughters. So, no but I sure wanted to once. That bitch was so fucked up she probably would have been cool with it, but I only ever saw pictures of the daughter, never got to meet her. At what point in the transition process is...

Sounds like you may have figured it out, but the chick is broken, you were lucky to get out. Odds are the only reason she broke up is because she was afraid of falling for you or disappointing you or something along those lines. There. no reason to ponder it any longer. The only bad part...

Haven't seen the latest one yet, was it judged too? I don't like how they went to every competition being judged this year. Last year it was every other one. I feel like Zach would be winning them all if they were just pure objective contests. Seemed like the judged ones were shady last year...

surprised a cheerleader can hold down a full time job. I was always under the impression that the dancing stuff was in itself a full time job. Maybe there are some squads less dedicated than others.

Depends on your total net worth. No sense carrying ridiculous amounts over that.

Depends on your total net worth. No sense carrying ridiculous amounts over that.

Absolutely. What's wrong with being paranoid?

have you seen 2 broke girls? You think there's any chance of recovering from that? (I actually like the show, but it is terrible and corny)

Where is 'here'? Japan? If so, is white day a real thing, or is it some offshoot of steak and a BJ day?

Tell that punk to hit you again and keep it up till he gets the ratios right.

Can't be assed to read the entire thing, but is that for real? Did the networks really give them the power to save 1 show, or is this just for fun?

you seem to be confused as to what brown sugar is

Well it's a given that you're always with a crazy bitch. If they don't let you check for a vagina by the third date, it's time to pull the handles anyway.

If the marshmallow doesn't catch fire, you're doing it wrong. Correct: Pathetic: