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  1. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Look, the jedi had been around for like 10,000 years (at least). You're telling me it's a better story if they pretend that in that 10,000 years NO ONE had tried to study the force and found out any damn thing about it's origin? The only other option for Lucas was to have a God in his...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    lol at the anon faggot who thought I was trolling with that question. I just think a lot of people get upset about midichlorians because of shit other people have said and not what was in the movie. There wasn't a whole lot said in the movie, and everything that was said could be explained as...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    GIS for "I seriously doubt that"
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    OK now, remove the ball and replace it with my ass. Pic not related
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I never understood why everyone hated on midichlorians so much. Is it just that you don't want the force to be quantifiable? Did you always hope that if you concentrated hard enough, you too could be a jedi, and now you're just pissed that it's a right of birth? I can't think of a better...
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    Archer

    Yes, all the time because I'm too lazy to change the channel. If it was any good at all, it would have grown on me by now. The only redeeming qualities that show has are that it makes me more likely to go to bed earlier, and it makes me appreciate the rest of the adult swim lineup more.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    I was never a big audiophile, but I've been told its not really an issue of the quality of the tapes, but the quality of the music. When you lay track over track over track, it makes the sound better but the tape material itself gets thin. Supposedly pink floyd tapes were so thin they were...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I just think you can ignore the parts of the EU you don't like without having to shit all over it. The only exception I can think of off the top of my head is chewie. But what's so bad about making sure Han and Leia got together and had 3 kids, or having some of the better characters show up...
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    Archer

    Rick and morty and bobs burgers are total ass. They're not even in the same category. Those two are more comparable to catdog and rin and stimpy. I know some people like that stuff, but you look like an idiot trying to compare it to archer. It would be like saying archer sucked because GoT...
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    Archer

    /Agree with grimlock. Archer vice was just the worst season of archer. If you couldn't finish the season, you only marginally liked archer to begin with. It was not terrible in the grand scheme of things. Obviously 95% was an exaggeration, but it's better than at least half, and real number...
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    Blackface

    Thanks to this thread, I knew an answer on a gameshow I wouldn't have otherwise known. The Jazz Singer was an answer on pawnography. It didn't mention anything about blackface or racism. I think the question was about being the first talkie moving picture, but The Jazz Singer was the only one...
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    Doctor Who

    My guesses for some of them. 4) You're right it didn't go anywhere, but I think they were just establishing that she was collecting the recently dead. She probably wanted to visit with those people because they would hate the doctor too. 5) What's the point of 75% of the episodes if those...
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    Mike Tyson Mysteries on Adult Swim

    Yeah, but isn't he bipolar? Just wait till the next time he decides he doesn't need his meds.
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    Arrow

    I thought it was pretty obvious that there's villian who can invade dreams. I don't know if there was actually one in the DC world who did that, but still. They all but fucking screamed it. Either that or someone enthralled roy to do it, but if he's cured from the murakuru, he shouldn't be...
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    Archer

    What about cyril in the generalisimo's uniform? Wasn't that was part of archer:vice
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    Mike Tyson Mysteries on Adult Swim

    How long before tyson gets pissed at them making fun of him and punches the show producer?
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    My new Dating Pool

    Well the whore called him johnny, so that tells me he's not giving them a real name. Course, they can get his license plate fairly easy, so maybe it doesn't matter what name he goes by.
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    One Of The Most Fucked Up Things I Have Ever Seen On The Internet

    Yeah, that's what he said his plan was. I think he also said he would have eaten a bullet if he could have gotten a real gun. What a loser. I bet he's never followed through on anything in his entire miserable life.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You realize that in this case, you might as well have not used a condom at all and saved it for when you fucked your wife, right?
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    Blackface

    Kinda surprised at the consensus reached in this thread. I thought rerolled was populated by a bunch of weeping vaginas. I've always thought that nothing is inherently racist, and anything can be racist in the right context.
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher,"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said...
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    South Park

    Didn't they do that episode a few years ago though? Seems really familiar. I see I also have a 90 min south park recorded called "Goth Kids". It says it's the goth kids celebrating Halloween. WTF is that? I haven't had 90 minutes to watch TV yet, so I haven't looked at it. Is it...
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    Your Top Ten Favorite TV Shows of All Time

    Not in the running, in my case. I don't ever even remember seeing a commercial for it. I thought it was a movie with goldie hawn.
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    Zimmerman part 2

    Good point. Since he's a mexican, he's got civil rights too.
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    What tickles your pickle

    People who think facebook is srs bsns.
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    Doctor Who

    Not true. Both times he had to stop hoomans from killing something, and then everything was fine.
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    Zimmerman part 2

    That's not the same as the gubmint trying you twice though. For the feds to try zim, they will have to ignore the justified killing aspect of it and instead try to prosecute him for something stupid like harassing T-dawg before being attacked. They might even say he was doing it in his...
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    My new Dating Pool

    You said her objection was moral. Sounds like she's a catholic who thinks every sperm is sacred. She probably also thinks its a sin when you jerk off or use a condom. But pussy licking wouldn't count if that's her objection.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    He must be a gay.
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    Your Top Ten Favorite TV Shows of All Time

    It's WH13, sparky. Don't act like it doesn't rate the full 4 letter abbreviation. What's not to like about the show? Other than pete, he's annoying but everyone else made up for it. Also, steam punk is awesome. Admittedly, if claudia had never shown up, it probably wouldn't make my top 10.
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    Military Stories

    This is my favorite military story in the thread.