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I don't understand why you'd be averse to going alone? Are you a chick and afraid for your safety? If so, here are my tips. -Go during the day. If you can only go weekends, the first showings should be safe. -Spend the extra money and go to the theater that white people use. If you're...

He wasn't complaining. Pretty sure that's how vinyard likes them.

Well then, we're back to it not making sense that the general wanted to put him on the front line. Maybe he hated cruise as much as I do.

Hell, I forgot what the argument was about. Wasn't it more along the lines of cruise saying, hey general, I'm convincing these boys to sign up and die, you need to stop sacrificing them by doing stupid shit? I thought he took more of a 'war is bad' stance and he didn't like that everyone hated...

You really need more dirt on me. You're working way too hard trying to twist this one factoid into different topics. Your problem is that you don't read. There's plenty of ammo for you just in this thread.

So this is you now?

Did you look like your avatar? Cause he looks like he stubbed his toe.

Where are you on the age scale if this is the first time you've ever seen the name brian may or his picture? I thought I recognized him for a second, but then I realized he just kinda favors Brent Spiner.

nuh uh. The e is silent dumass. 'pour-sha' is still a girl's name.

Soo, on the 13th when it officially premiers, where can I watch it?

The car is a Porch. Portia was a character in a Shakespeare play. Today, my jimmies are rustled by chain sandwich shops that don't know the difference between oven roasted and smoked turkey. Today it was Jason's deli. They have both on the menu, so I ordered smoked and got oven roasted. I...

Where can I watch it? hopefully it's not download only. Miguex said it was worth the spot on the DVR, so that means it's on a real channel, right?

I had some hot teachers, but I had one that looked pretty much like this. I used her as boner control. When it was time to get up from my seat, and lenny wouldn't go back to sleep, I'd think about her. What's bad is that as time went on with me getting no pussy, it became less and less...

Where is this thread?

Mine is tethered to the car, but I can still get it into the pump handle. If you can't, just fucking break the tether. Is it made of kryptonite, or are you afraid of voiding your warranty?

I don't see anything strange at 1:36. She's saying "a lot of fun" and the camera moves as she shifts.

Context clues. Of course, I am assuming that these outbursts were new, and that there wasn't any friction with a co worker. If it was with another employee, I think he'd have mentioned that. So what else is left other than problems at home? Think it might have been road rage? When you go to...

That was pretty weak. I think they need Melissa McCarthy to guest host every other show. She was probably the only thing that was really funny on SNL last season.

Couple things. First, what you describe is not even close to experiencing DV first hand, so go fuck yourself. Second, calling the cops on your neighbors for being loud is not in the same universe as trying to reason with them. So go fuck yourself again. Third, he wasn't even talking...

And so ... you acted like a human being, called him into the office and let him know he needed to get help, right? Or did you do the chickenshit asshole thing and just fire him without telling him why?

I was wondering that. I can't imagine accusations of DV getting you fired from any normal job. At least not legally. So what's the SJW opinion on where an accused but not convicted (or convicted and released from prison) woman beater should work? Are they supposed to just be on welfare...

No, I think you missed something. He claimed that all gays will say "They've always known they were gay". That's something pretty specific. Here are 2 examples of people on this board who did not always know they were gay. BTW, we all felt 'different' towards girls than we did towards boys...

Just discovered Larkin Love. She's not the prettiest girl in the world, but she aint bad, she's got a mouthful of tongue, and some tig ole bitties. Oh and she knows how to talk dirty. First one I watched from her was the first porn clip I've watched all the way through with no skipping in a...

Oh yeah, I forgot the olsen twins turned 18. Man, they sure filled out. Did they both hit rock bottom, or just the one?

Not sure what would make you think I was trolling other than a knee jerk reaction. That theory was new to me, and I commented on it. I've always been opposed to the idea that gayness is a sickness or disease or defect or whatever else you wanna call it. Because as soon as people find a...

Wow. Now that I read that, I remember she mentioned a pop too. Here's hoping those dudes went to the ER.

What the fuck are you talking about? You need to be more specific.

I used to date a girl who told me she had broken guy's dicks. Not one, but multiple. I asked if it was something they recovered from, she said she didn't know because she didn't keep up with them. She said she didn't know what happened, they just started screaming and shit and tried to get...

Everyone agrees the woman was lizzy's mom, right?

Oh shit, i didn't think it would get any worse than the gayness being a genetic defect thing. Now it's a 'not enough oxygen' type thing (or whatever the cause is going to be). Can't wait till they figure out what's deficient and put it into pill. Don't want your son to be gay? Better take...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to have clogged a toilet. Don't worry guys, your secret is safe. The plumbing there is terrible because there's tons of sand in the water. That's a jimmy rustle though, so this isn't the right thread.

It is different, but it's the same in two important ways. It's writing that draws your attention away from the action you should be focused on, and it's unnecessary. The real problem with those signs is that they try to put too much info on them and I'm never within sight of one long enough to...

Taking a shit, forget that the plumbing sucks and so forget to do some courtesy flushes. Flush the toilet when I'm done, and it aint going down. It's just kind of slowly rotating around. Hating life because now I'm going to have to plunge it, because I aint the kind of asshole what leaves a...

I assume she got it because it makes the wigs fit better. Please tell me that's not what she looks like on the new season.

This doesn't happen. It's pretty much only autistic dumbasses like you who even try to read those signs. If we don't watch subtitled movies, why would we fuck with reading the subtitles on roads?

Dick transplant. Edit: Forgot a gif

C'mon, what guy hasn't been on his back when he jerked off and gotten some in his mouth? Only guys who haven't tried, that's who.

The correct answer is ... ask how old she is and put the picture in your pocket.

I've got a call in appointment with ted cruz and a couple more senators tomorrow. I'm going to go ahead and get the ball rolling to outlaw this shit before it becomes real.

Is she single? Got any pics?