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If you're going to get rustled by people exercising freedom and doing what they think is best for their family, then I sincerely hope you stay rustled 24/7

That most of america bought what you just spewed is pretty good proof that we are. But I don't know if that was intentional.

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" she...

Sasha grey is an ATM machine, lemme tell you.

Yeah, I noticed that even old ladies look good from that angle. But really, why do you feel that merits a warning? So what? You got a lot of explaining ahead of you to make me understand why that matters to someone enjoying the scenery. When I went, I saw 2 teen girls in a wheel chair taking...

Recommend watching all movies and the spinoff series. Yes, the spinoff wasn't great, but it was short lived, so not a huge investment in time. Be aware some of the movies were set at particular times in the series, kinda like what the BSG reboot did, so try to watch them at the right time.

It's very important if you want to be taken seriously in this thread that you have never expressed an opinion before on anything related to the subject you are currently commenting on. Oh no wait, that won't work because then people will just say you have no credentials.

Those are some retarded motherfuckers buying those passes. Anyone can buy a fast pass, and it's not like you have to show any proof to cut the lines because of a disability. Hell, you can rent a damned scooter or wheelchair at the front gate for $5 or $20 if memory serves and use the fast pass...

Last thing you want is to get pulled over for a traffic violation when you got a whore in the car. he probably makes sure to obey the speed limit and use turn signals too. I bet all the cops in the area know the hookers immediately.

Yeah, I found it really weird the way everyone looked at the ball. But I gotta assume that if there was something in the ball making people choose a certain way, Penn and Teller would have noticed it. And if there was something else making them choose that way other than the ball (like maybe...

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My favorite line of the movie, or I guess conversation, was at the end. "But what if someone has something that I want?" "But what if I want it more?" "No sir, I don't think you understand, I want it more than they do ... hey why are you shushing me?"

Every major news media outlet also declared Al Gore the winner of the 2000 election. Are you sure every major news media outlet isn't relying on the same 2 or 3 'witnesses' again?

I thought we decided the hand thing was a fansite creation. Don't make me go back and reread the thread dammit.

Ohnno you didn't motherfucker. Plano and Frisco is where most of my kinfolks in the area live!

The Force (tm) does.

The video in the OP makes it look boring as all hell.

Sounds like you're gunna have to watch it no matter what. So you tell us.

Oh shit, charlie murphy? Or does eddie have another brother?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

You have my mouse

Fuck it, they either kill the kids now or kill them in 5 years when they start firing the rockets themselves. They're already doing more than should be expected to avoid killing the future terrorists.

So, who did you like better, Groot or Rocket?

Bullshit, it's insanely easy to measure. Should I post every time my wife gives me a blowjob?

nobody does, faille. Nobody does. To be fair, into the storm looks like a complete pile of shit, so I don't blame the IMAX for skipping that one.

Shut your stupid whore mouth if all you're going to do is talk shit about Ivanova. She got all the best lines. The running theory was that JMS had a crush on her. Maybe they seem more campy now, I haven't seen the series since it originally aired. And I thought delenn did spend the first...

Missed it, I hope it sticks around long enough for me to catch it. I like Magic, I like seeing how magic tricks are done, and I like Penn and Teller. There's almost no way this can suck. But I really just wanted to come in here to say that my biggest brush with greatness is probably the...

I, too think all black people look alike. I'm just going to pretend it's terry cruise, eddie murphy, chris rock and steve harvey. With special guest star cedrick the entertainer (if any fat black guys show up)

My Grandma told me the secret to a long life was to put a little bit of gunpowder in your oatmeal every morning. She started doing it when she was 9 years old and died at the age of 106. She left behind 6 children, 10 grandchildren, 19 great grandchildren, and a 100ft crater where the...

Yes well, you have to go to the sinners if they won't come to you. chaos may have decided he wants to fuck kuriin, but lostcoder is the only one of us who actually loves him.

Secretly? No one ever told me that was supposed to be a secret.

Was a good movie. Out of everything out right now, it's probably second only to Guardians. Don't think of it as discrediting the legends, think of it as a possible truth behind the legends. This was based on some marvel comics, and it's my understanding that's the direction the comics chose...

What's to stop them from making another batch? Of all the things that bothered me in the movie, I think that bothered me the most.

Looks promising to me too. Hopefully it will be like a live action boon docks.

How can anyone alive today not know who lewis black is? He's been yelling at us for no reason since the 80's. But what is EPIX?

No we don't. Maybe it was close for a few years while the shitbag buddy ryan was coach. But I think the entire league was with us in hating that asswipe. The only thing wrong with this picture is that a cowboy didn't do it to him.

Just had to quote this again cause I got negged for it.

That's an awful lot of trouble for 5 bucks. It might make sense if that kicked in when someone had 10+ games to trade in.

i woulda guessed those were snakebites. Pretty much every dog I've ever owned has been stung by a bee or wasp or a scorpion at some point, and they never showed a sign.