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Dude, if they're 100 lbs overweight, you got it in the bag. Unless you think they gained the weight just for the competition. At that kinda overweightedness, this competition is just going to be the latest in their long line of diet failures. We play dirty where I work. Bring in cupcakes and...

They need to show charlie naked. I like this season a lot. I think these guys really are the US government, because they're doing exactly what the US government always does. Create a crisis, then come in and solve it.

tree fiddy?

I like condoms. My wife had to beg me to stop using them. I like how they feel on my dick. Hell, half the time, I jerk off wearing a condom.

You can't even know if we're in a recession right now. The best we can do is know whether we were in a recession. Doesn't it take like 6 months to get all the data in?

Reminds me of a prank I pulled on someone. But this is not the thread for that.

What if the contestants don't know about each other? Do they then both have a 98% chance of winning if they switch?

$500 per donation? Cause you don't even need a receipt if you don't go over $250 on a given day. You can make a $249 donation every day for 365 days, and don't need any of those receipts. I always get them and fill them out properly though, cause otherwise I'll forget in april. Unless...

Got news for ya broski. Most women on TV are wearing wigs. I bet a lot of the men are too. It's like being upset because you just noticed she's wearing makeup.

Do these tanks trigger claustrophobia?

Goodwill gives me a signed receipt every time I donate something and lets me fill it out.

i originally asked it with just 3 doors, which would make for a better game show. But I liked the examples that used 100 doors to bring your odds of winning on a switch up to 99%. So I modified it. I'm pretty sure I also originally said that the 2 contestants didn't know about each other so...

don't see a way to delete the double post.

I thought everyone was american. Why don't we just conquer the fucking world already to eliminate these minor internet confusions?

This thread does have a proper paradox that I don't think anyone answered. You have 100 doors, 1 prize, a host and 2 contestants. Each contestant picks a door, and the host opens up 98 doors to reveal the prize is not behind any of them. Will both contestant increase their odds of winning...

If it was the story that I've been hearing lately, the woman was not flying to texas. Both hospitals were in california. The one that was closer to her had her primary care doctors, and they sent her to one further away for whatever life saving treatments she had done.

yeah I think so. Cause the child porn laws are federal, while the ages of consent are done state by state.

Should we start a thread just for johnny's wife? The Guys who betrayed you and will soon wish they were dead thread.

This made my day, especially the holistic therapist. I had to look that disease up. Vaginitis? A yeast infection? I'm betting the real problem here though is that this person is immunocompromised. Even if not an aids patient (and I feel it's highly likely they do have aids), their immune...

This made my day, especially the holistic therapist. I had to look that disease up. Vaginitis? A yeast infection? I'm betting the real problem here though is that this person is immunocompromised. Even if not an aids patient (and I feel it's highly likely they do have aids), their immune...

It wasn't salvatore's fault. The whole team, including lucas decided a main character needed to die, and they finally picked chewie.

Cause this map is a lie that looks fuzzy, maybe this one will be better

You guys let the libtards change the subject. I liked the part where the person in charge of obamacare apparently hasn't had time to read it yet. Maybe the person would be done in 30 min, but they still have to wait till the website is working so the gubmint employee can enter the info for them.

Do you always change the rules, or does that only happen when you're confused?

You realize I was talking about my daughter, right? I said 'my girl', 'when she was young', and adebisi was talking about being a 'computer hacker dad-god'. Not to mention the entire thread was about someone's teenage daughter. You sound like an idiot.

30 years after yavin would be just before the youzhong vong invasion, wouldn't it? Kinda hope its after because I'd like to see vong on screen. But if they do, I hope he decides to keep chewie alive.

Since I will never watch it, and I think some important stuff happened, I'd appreciate a synopsis. Maybe use spoilers just to be safe.

Claims to know history, and then 2 sentences later says civil war was all about slavery.

Yeah congrats on the weight man, how did you do it? but umm ... maybe not that kind of arch, but surely you're arching someone. If anyone on this board is a supervillian, it's you. Do The Guild rules allow you to tell us who it is?

This is the most screwed up thing anyone has told me recently. Really? Fucking destroyed?

I really enjoy walking out on a car salesman. I enjoy the entire experience. I mean, I do get pissed at incompetence and when they ignore me, but hell even those times, I have fun with it. I wish I could buy a car every weekend. I like to pick out something stupid as a deal breaker when they...

Shit needs to be in the Girls Who Broke Your Heart thread. Rerolled

Maybe, but I don't think hormones can cure ugly.

I knew it was a play first, but I thought Disney bought the rights. Also, I thought Julia Andrews had been locked up by disney when she did mary poppins, cause that's how they did shit back then. But whatever, in that case I change my answer to bear necessities. I almost said that anyway...

Do, a deer, a female deer; ray a drop of golden sun ... No idea what the name is. If you were looking through old playboys (or other dirty mags) and realized there were pictures of your grandma in there, would you ask her about them after fapping, or keep it all to yourself?

wtf rhino? Ask a GD question now

Do either of you 2 know how to read dates?

Fuck em. If they let me know indian offends them, I'll switch to redskin, or savage, or chief wampum. 'Native American' kinda pisses me off. It insinuates that I'm somehow not a fucking native of America. Words mean things. I would accept descendants of original settlers, as long as I was...