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They all have rampaging insecurity. And trust me bro, they know they gained weight, but that little question is nothing more but a comfort shit test. They want you to say"No honey you look great!" And then proceed to gobbling up your penis. when you start saying shit like "well, you know, honey...

You know? This is a good point. I should of put in a disclaimer not to try this. some dumb motherfucker just might, lol.

Alcohol helps too. Its like a natural anal lubricant.

And also, fuck counseling. That shit has not helped anyone I know, only made shit worse. Those people have no fucking clue. LOL, the counselor we saw back in like 2003-4 was a 23 yr old dude with a hipster beard and a cardigan sweater and skinny jeans, like right out of SJW college. Fucking...

Yeah i always find a dude to help me out and I always ask whats on special this week. Then he proceeds to show me. I agree, that place is all sorts of fucked up on pricing. Half the shit is coupon bar codes at the register.

Honestly, I just tend to sidestep all the bullshit anymore. Fuck after 18 yrs together, 16 of them married. I know what triggers her and she knows exactly what triggers me. Some things that piss me off she will know about, but 3/4 of the time for small piddly shit that fucking irks the shit out...

LOL, thats exactly what I got when I was there, lol. Well, that plus a case and a monitor.

It was better deals in the past. When I bought my proc and motherboard combo for my kids PC this summer it was only like $30 off. But still they have the best prices on procs around. I think like $199 for a i5 6600K which is still like $30 cheaper than online. But there are other deals there to...

We would of went up there a lot more but we always felt like we were imposing, even though the old man probably loved us being there. But still its only a 2.5-3hr drive, so we could go up there anytime. Kids love it there too cause they do the dirt bike, mini bike, golf art thing. They even know...

Yeah, its definitely a consideration we thought about. but as it stands were constantly going up there anyways. Have ben since ive met the wife. We stayed at the trailer many times, but when the old man got the new bigger place in the 90s we stayed with him there. The upkeep is minimal, like...

So my wifes late dad owned a few properties up north in michigan. One was his primary residence, like 2500 sq ft house, 3 huge outhouses for storage on 22 acres in the middle of but fuck egypt woods surrounded by state land. Nice place but too big to keep as a summer place. Its a 2 story house...

The auto industry was all sorts of fucked up in the late 80s to early 90s when I got in it. They were still using english for 1/2 their shit, but trying to convert to metric. Fastners were a bitch for a long time. But now its all pretty much metric and its so much easier than english. Only thing...

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Its called a smart phone with calculator app, bro.https://play.google.com/store/apps/d....android&hl=en

Depending on the age of your house, not necessarily a permit but I would definitely get a pro to do your electrical shit. There is just so many codes that one has to know to do this shit properly and safely. And codes are constantly getting upgraded and changed. The plumbing shit is all...

Just get a cheap ass kamodo smoker/grill. Mine cost me $300 amazon, its one of them acorn ones, metal insulated, not ceramic, but works like a pro. Once dialed in, it can keep 225-250 for 12+ hours no problem. you can buy little temp control kits for them to be totally hands off, it costs like...

Type 2 definitely has a genetic component to it. I know it runs in my wifes family, they basically all have it, wife got diabetic at second pregnancy, had to take insulin, it has now regressed but she is stil teetering on the edge, not even that overweight either. Thats why I tell my kids all...

Nahh, my kids dont play any vija games. Nahh. They go outside and do shit, lol, NOT. Same shit bro, just a different generation and way more and more fun shit to play. Games that do not require you to play for 12-16 hrs a day to advance, games that do not require a phone call at 4AM to get...

So in other words, youre perfectly happy being her bitch? Thats not a man. Men do shit, men build, men accomplish. Youre nothing but a wife, bro.

Intelligence, height, and looks in that order for men. I mean, its been proven time and time again that height matters a lot. Looks for women. everything is secondary. You could be a blonde bombshell with a nice ass and prosper the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Intelligence is like way...

I was wrong, I just looked it up and fat starts to render at about 130F-140F. But i also read that there is a point in sous vide that all the fat renders out, the outside fat and all the intermucular fat as well leaving the meat with hardly any fat. So if you go too long this is what will...

Yeah its St Louis ribs they sell pre-seasoned. I stil think its all about that 225F-250F and interaction with smoke and all that fat with the seasonings melting and permeating that meat. IMO you just cannot achieve this at 140F, no matter the duration. I have done them in the oven like that...

Sometimes I take a bit of water and mix in some BBQ sauce into it. It really does not matter TBH. Its a process to steam the meat. You barely taste anything of whatever you put in there at that time.

Meh, best way is still smoking ribs the 3-2-1 method. I dont even use smoke anymore, just natural lump and it provides just enough smoke kick that I like. Dry rub overnight, the next day set smoker for 225-250, 3 hours, then wrap in foil for 2 hours with a bit of apple juice or some beer, then 1...

Got a garage? Put it in there, dude. temps will still be cold, but not cold like outside. Plus you can still do a bit of insulation in th garage if you are unsure. My garage is attached to the house so its always like 10F-15F warmer than outside.

This is pretty much what Ive been doing after I hit 195 lb. I pretty much dont eat the big offenders like bread, rice, potato, pasta, sugary shit. Try to stay at about <100g carbs a day and its been working out so far for the last like 4-5 months. Im staying at or near 195-200lbs, and to tell...

Life is short Misty. Better start looking out for you before its fucking over and youre an old ass maid with kitties.

Good job Brahma! Keep that shit up man!

The sad part is that this entire notion of "GMO" has been happening with crossbreeding and hybridization since gorilla man had a bright idea of planting some seeds in the dirt. Have you ever seen a corn (maize) plant like it originally existed in the wild? Could not upload because of the...

You dont even have to be attractive, case in point that one nasty ass game developer bitch, forgot her name. But her picturs sem to plague this place. Anyway, she found a nice lad to lay with her.

There was definitely some of this going on as well. She told me about this one dude, probably a banger, had like 3 cell phones and more gold than an Aztec. But still had shitty teeth.

You could of found some nice well off beta schlep to slap around and used the power of pussy to rule over him. Some of you just dont realize how much power you wield. Its called women's bootstrapping method

Dude this is so common around the nation its sickening. People know how to play the system. My wife worked for a dentist that took in medicaid peeps. Well he hired a fresh out of school dentist to do it. anyways, the shit she saw there is unbelievable. Peeps driving up in brand new Escalades...

Local Kroger has some pork shoulder on sale, like $.98/lb. I picked up one chunk earlier this week and did it in the slow cooker, the kids and wife ate that shit up. But im thinking of picking up another bigger chunk and smoking it this weekend. Then maybe some costco ribeye steaks.

Yeah i was waiting for it, but I think I will go with either a 980 gtx when they come down some (And I hope they do) or the 1070. But still for a 1080p build that RX480 is definitely tempting. Still $100 or so cheaper than a good 970 gtx.

So that AMD RX 480 which was supposed to be as good as the 980 GTX/390X turned out to be nothing but a 970 GTX speed. Still pretty good deal for $199, but LOL at AMD with their claims. Way to bring out a card to compete with Nvidias last gen.

Im happy as fuck. Mom moved me here from Poland in 81' with nothing but two suitcases and $100 to her name. She got a job in some manufacturing plant making barely above minimum wage. We used to eat tomato sandwiches, thats how broke we were. Living in the middle of Detroit shithole. I got an...

I drink like a fish when summer rolls around. Nothing like getting home from a shitty day of work, lounging by my pool and getting buzzed watching my kids swim. Bonus, if I get fucked up enough im jumping in too! But I do regulate my diet around drinking. I usually do shots of vodka, but ill...