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You can take my life, but you'll never take my corned beef!

I braid mine like a dwarf beard. Metal clasps and all. Much more natural.

Best Solution: Burn it all to the ground, enable off-line play, and borrow some money from Kotick to keep the dev team//interns employed until expansion launch.

I'll laugh if they don't have any systems in place to catch the people doing it. I won't be particularly surprised, but I'll be amused!

Shit, throw "+1 Bust Size" and "-1 Waist Size" appearance "potions" on the market for $1 and you'll be mangina-rich in an hour.

It sucks in the mid teens to roughly 34. Then, at 35 you become liquid death again and outdamage every other class in anything but hardline single-target encounters. Rogue's the only Pure Striker in the base set-up, you pay for your increased hardiness with decreased damage on single-target...

I'm playing on Mindflayer. Heard Greatweapon Fighter was gimp as hell, so I rolled one. Gotta have something to blame for lack of skilz, yo~

So, random information that I can't seem to find online while waiting in the queueueueue. What's the baseline Critical Damage Intensity for melee attacks? 100%?

WTB Magic the Gathering MMO Pet classes that finally don't suck?

Lumie wouldn't say it's a pre-existing double amputee. It's obviously a lizard-man, since they can regrow lost limbs. No great loss. That's why he's looking so cool about it. Fucking lizardmen.

How long until Diablo 4? I agree that it seems like they're just letting it ride. Maybe they'll have the expansion have segregated servers or something so that expansion characters can start in an untainted environment, or something?

When i had that problem, I just had to run the program in administrator mode, and click-off the little "security check" warning it displayed. I think Squeenix might be stealin mah megahertz.

43+ dailies each day for the first month pretty much burnt out any desire I ever had to level an alt. That, and the reality of tokens/loot composition in a steady 10-man raid group meaning there might be one other class I'd ever be able to potentially play without screwing up the raid's loot...

Sure it is, a weapon of mass destruction destroys mass! It's to put in a different category from weapons of spiritual destruction, like Shelly Nude Pics and Justin Beiber "I Drink Alone" covers.

The complete inability of LFR players to stand in giant blue swirly circles while an orb ever so slowly arcs through the sky towards it is mindboggling. Every fight where there's bad shit you don't want to stand in, they stand in it. The fight where you want to stand in the bad shit...

I'm just trying to teach those lazy range DPS how to dance damnit!

Pfft, Weird West MMORPG prz.

The maze becomes very easy once you realize that you have to stack close to the start of the fog wall, wait for the first part of the maze to spawn near the eye-beam, then run into *that* maze segment's clear area so that you don't have maze shit pop up under you. After that, it's just walking...

Obviously the correct choice.

As a melee-lover in these kind of games, I just find POE's monster targeting awkward. I always seem to be slipping off-target while wailing on things, or swinging into air a foot in front of the mob.

Monsanto is the closest thing you'll find in this world to an actual "Big Evil Corporation of by and for Evil." That doesn't change the fact that people who flip their shit over genetically-modified crops are generally fruit loops who don't understand that almost every edible product has been...

But if I actually played with people I couldn't pretend to be good at the game anymore.

Noooo, those bastards nerfed Ra'sha's dagger! 1sec cast time, 30min cooldown. I blame Hunters.

Aaand, now I'm getting the Freeze-at-log-in Windows XP bug and none of the forum fixes are doing anything. Sigh.

Those must be the internal parses Ghostcrawler was looking at!

The new Monk Cleave is pretty sweet on Council, letting you sit on Sul to interrupt sand bolts while still cleaving on the possessed target no matter where they are. That, and the cleave doesn't damage you when beating on possessed Kazra'jin, so it's actually safer than single target DPSing him.

You can also get BOA Shado-Pan Assault +Faction widgets, which I used to get my Faction to Friendly on my main before we did Jin'rokh, which was nice.

Fists of "I wish every fight was Patchwerk" is indeed still our most efficient damage button... when the fight allows it.

It's honestly fine. Our new mastery, and the ability to pool more than 10 stacks of TEB, is so ridiculously good with the way Raid fights work in reality. Being able to pop +50%-+200% (hi there rune of re-origination) damage for the entirety of a boss's "damage boost/burn" segment is...

But that just encourages people to buy their Platinum from filthy farmers! YOU'LL RUIN THE GAME

Godzilla 2000 snubbed for the 13th year running

This argument isn't going anywhere. Just like a Plane on a Treadmill.

More video games.

If I've got a treadmill going 470MPH i'm just gonna flip that badboy over and ride it to wherever I need to go.

Titan is Everquest Next. What, they said Titan was using an existing IP....

So, are Bards Ranged or Melee, primarily [AKA, does STR matter]? I assume once you start using Armor Pieces with +Music Mods, you put away the instrument and start wailing on things with melee.

I know at least shaman and monk did at launch. Permanent mid-level choices that changed the way your character played forevers was an excellent design decision that couldn't possibly have downsides If I remember right, shaman got to choose one of three patron animals, which determined what...

Are necromancers still awesome and have to harvest corpses to find scavenged organs to shove in their pets?

Jungle Heimy OP

Yeah, the cleave buff should be nice, and is awesome conceptually. Helps swallow how underwhelming the Windwalker Tier Bonuses are. Hooray energy spheres when you're already bursting at the seams with energy due to raid gear's energy-regen scaling and old-mastery being changed into a fixed...